Saturday, April 17, 2010

hot numb

Numb girl is better. Oh yes do it! Suck me yeah oh yeah beautiful! I was so drunk I wasn't even sure if this tranny was one I'd noticed before. Snotty bored look. Ass kinda too big for the legs. I love it! She sounded like she was playing the part. Maybe. That was so very hot. I fucked her ass in all the main positions. I came while nibbling the back of her neck. She went silent for a moment as I moaned and pumped that hot snug beautiful brown hole. I said I always come back when I am so well received. I'm not sure she would be my first choice, if I had to repeat a tranny. But she was sure hot. Sullen good girl. May the gods guide her.

Friday, April 16, 2010

all different

This tranny was different. They are all different. OK. But this one was even more different. I didn't know it then. I just had a good time. Sucking on her small tits while she touched my dick. Holding her tiny love handles as I banged her ass face down. Exploding and moaning like crazy as I filled the tip of the condom with cum. I told her she was great. I went home to wank. But now I know. She reminds me of the first woman I fucked. Only much taller. That's why I went straight to her. Tall ones sometimes have deeper asses. God bless this tranny. Sweet bird. I forgot to pay in advance. I was that much drunk. She said she knew I was OK to pay after doing it. She just felt it. Lovely girl. And the hottest ass in a long time.

ECSTATIC GRUMPY BAD DRIVER WITH DILDO UP THE ASS

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

into the sink

Happy hour at his place. I poured myself a couple of drinks as he ate a sandwich. Rio can be damn hot even when it is about to rain cats and dogs. I took a quick shower as he laid in bed. I wanked as we french kissed. Strawberry condom. He sucked me for a sweet hot delicious long time. I was nibbling his back and shoulders while I caressed his ass. Scratching him very very lightly. Like borderline tickling. He took it good. And even more when I used a condom on my two fingers. Then three. Then I was very much into giving him four fingers as he never stopped his mouth on my dick. Man! Oh! And then a new condom for me. And he was taking it doggy. Crazy hot cosmic ass. Such a hot doggy baby bitch girl boy man oh man oh man oh man oh man YES! Orgasmic altered state. We managed to get up and throw the condoms into the waste basket in the bathroom. Too much light but it was alright. I nibbled the back of his neck as he shot his load into the sink.

E nem fui eu

E nem fui eu quem realmente fez
O poema que vai rodando
Pelas caixas da internet
Com as pessoas comentando

Falando muito de sexo
Com palavras bem comuns
Dizendo que eu gostava
Inclusive dos seus puns

Monday, March 29, 2010

ass was best

That was the year that Herzog was murdered while being held under arrest by the government. But I was too young to notice it. Going nine. Quite clueless. An older cousin locked himself with me and showed me how to masturbate. Such a nice feeling with my cock in my hand. As he jerked himself off he gave me some info. It was safer to stick our cocks into the girls from behind. In the front side it would mean a baby when she was eighteen. I thought it was weird to live for so many years knowing that you would have a baby when you turned eighteen. Poor girls! One shot and they were mommies! Ass was the best choice.

tallest gentle shemale

So white. So tall. So ready to do it for money. Hair so blonde it was nearly white under the hotel room telly's glow. Big hard tits. Yummy nipples. Just over the edge of the black bra. She gave me some head with my dick wrapped in rubber. Face down. Snug ass. Moaning that she wanted me to come deep inside her little asshole. Never took off her high heels. Said I should show up again. Sure thing!

no one has a head

Cool air inside. Hot Rio outside. Room was upstairs. She went first. I was staring at her ass as I climbed. There was a cock hidden somewhere. You'd never guess. The sole of her feet so much whiter than her skin. Face down. Hot black ass. I kissed her shoulders. Huge mirror on the wall to the left. No heads in the image. White on top of black. In and out. Was she good to me!

nice show indeed

Money first. When she was stradling me she said the words. She was still wearing her panties. I was holding my dick in my hand as I sucked on her tits. Tell me if I'm sucking too hard, OK? She said remember me? I said yes. I was waiting to see if you remembered me. She smiled. She wrapped my dick in rubber. Gave me some head. Took it up the ass moaning that I was too big. maybe not real. Nice show. Hot and snug. Can I take off my panties? Sure! Her dick was no problem. And her ass was such a good copy of some hazy hot solution. Even better than the real thing.

shocked

Maybe I was too drunk to know better. And Rio was sure hot that night. I mean warm and damp like it was also getting into my skull and floating my brain like some freaky neuron cake hovercraft. But I was not so hot about the shemales that were there. Then I saw one showing her tits under the street lamps. I was a bit shocked. But I went back to her. She was showing me her tongue and saying that she'd do it all. Even french kissing. OK. Let's go. But I said to myself I didn't want to kiss her. I was freaked out. Just a bit. But I was in for so much fun. I had no idea. She was small. Bubble ass. Dark. Blonde. I felt like I was giving it to every single maid that I never even had the nerve to ask to fuck. Make her take the pain until it becomes pleasure. Or whatever. That black bitch just got me going. Totally. I was just moaning to her about how good she was to me. Oh thank you girl. Oh just like that. Oh here I COME!

bad tranny good tranny

Not sure about the trannies in sight. About to quit. One came over. Whispered to my ear. Can you give me a cigarette? No. Sorry. Don't smoke. Small change? No. Sorry. I have none. She grabbed one arm of my glasses and said I would have to have some change. But I was too quick for her and grabbed the other arm of my glasses. And her wrist. She tried to play cool. Asked me to let her go first. But my voice was icy calm. I told her to let go of it before she got into real trouble. She was silent for a second. Must have noticed how ugly I was. And how close I was to her pretty face. She let go. No words. I just went for a walk around the next block. She was gone when I came back. Good girl. I hope she stays out of trouble. I wandered a bit. My eyes met this smiling black tranny. I went over. She looked a bit shy. A bit naughty. Beaming. Charming. I said good night. I asked her if she was working the street. She said yes. She told me her price. We went to a hotel. Out of the hot night and into the nice cool air. Makes you just love Rio. I looked at her again as we took our clothes off. I was a bit worried. She was small. My dick is a bit big. But she didn't look scared as she felt it get rock hard on her hand. Her black tits were pure ecstasy to my lips. Her grip was just the right pressure to my shaft. That was a girl who really knew how to make you feel welcome! I just let her wank me for a little while longer. I did not want to let go of her tits. I held her buttocks and moaned into those delicious nipples. Was she good to me! My breath was getting harder. I was enjoying the effort to hold back a little longer. Her soft black dick looked so cute. It seemed to tell me that the ass I was holding was going to be one to remember fondly. I could wait no more. I put the condom on. I asked her to go face down. Now I would know if she was a nice tight deep one. I held my breath as I went in. What a hot welcoming ass she had. My last drink was just hitting my brain. I was shivering without really trembling. She was that hot. Moaning softly. The minutes went on and on. I wanted to say I want your ass all nite long you're so hot so good to me oh you hot girl but I was unable to speak. I was afraid I was going to loose it if I did anything but grunt and moan louder and longer. And then I didn't know anymore if I was thinking or moaning the words the grunts the screams oh YOU! HOT! GIRL!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

little on the big side

Money first. She was the most bored tranny that I ever saw in my life. I just quit in the middle of it. Thanks. Bye. Went to look for someone more enthusiastic. Hope she snaps out of it soon. Or maybe she will marry a masochist and be happily bored. Good luck on her way! I am lucky already. Within five minutes I was back at the hotel. She was short. Hiding her dick. But her ass was deep and snug. I held out for as long as I could, but soon enough I was coming like crazy. Such a nice girl. She asked me if I was shy. Yes. A bit. Then I told her she was brave. I'm not too big. But some get a bit scared. She said I'm not small. I agree. But I have no monster in my underpants. It's just a little on the big side. We smile. I kiss her cheek and say take care.

last drop

I just asked him over the phone when was he going to take me up his ass. His voice was not shy. He said he was glad that I'd asked him. He was thinking about asking me when was I going to fuck him. So we met after work. His man was away. Their bed looked bigger than mine. I swallowed some hard liquor. We kissed. We showered. I was on top of him. A condom in my finger. I gave him one finger while kissing his nipples. Two fingers in rubber and my lips on his balls and shaft. Avoiding the head. Three and then four fingers. Pause for another drink. Relaxed and hard enough to wear a condom. On top of him missionary with his legs up. Kneeling into his hot ass. He asked me to keep it quiet. I grunted as low as I could. He asked me did you come? Yes. Take it out. I did. I was a bit dizzy. Then I kissed him on his face. He was already jerking off his last drop of cum.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Medéia coisa nenhuma

Decidiu pelo Leblon. Entrou no Palacete pedindo fritas e screwdriver. Procurou uma mesa. Deu de cara com o Paulo Princeso. O Princeso tinha o apelido porque era muito exigente em matéria de mulher. Todo mundo dizia pra ele assumir logo que era gay. Todo mundo achava normal ser gay. Sem problemas. Ele ficava revoltado. Dizia que a atual safra tava fraca.

- Fala, Princeso! Esperando alguma gata, ou posso sentar aqui?

- Que gata? Quem me dera! Ainda ficam me alugando com esse papo de ecologia pelo telefone, a essa hora!

- A Manita?

- Claro, né? Acabou de ligar! Preocupada com a Hipótese Medéia!

- Que é isso?

- Sabe a Hipótese Gaia? Do planeta Terra como ser vivo que busca se equilibrar? A Hipótese Medéia diz que o planeta é um sistema que tende a encontra o equilíbrio destruindo a vida.

- E tu falou o quê?

- Falei que só acredito no que já foi provado: a Hipótese Mocréia! A natureza tende a encontar o equilíbrio produzindo bilhões de tribufus!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

nose art

- What does he do when he's not at parties?
- Nose Art.
- What's that?
- He does rhinoplasty. Nose jobs.
- He calls it art?
- He's into Post-Modern Classicism.
- I see. Old School Guy.
- Yes. Gives you head and vanishes.
- He does not take it in the ass?
- Yes, if you're lucky.

Friday, March 05, 2010

IF I CAN'T PAY FOR SEX

I DON'T WANT YOUR REVOLUTION

Monday, March 01, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

not asking for more

Her hair kinda short. I like that. Money in advance. White blonde delicious. Small tits. Even smaller dick. Soft it was. I noticed she was looking at the mirror as she wanked me hard. Guess she likes looking at herself holding a hard cock. I said I wanted her face down. Such a sweet ass. Smooth skin. She did not ask me to pull out immediately when I came. So it took me one or two seconds. I was still hard. I did the right thing. I pulled out and my brain went kinda blank. I was
a little short of breath. She said are you tired? I got confused. You want more? She said no. Like she was just making a comment. Not asking for more. Of course not. Small chat. I kissed her cheek and said she was great. She gave a surprised smile. I went home to wank and sleep. Sweet dreams.

white tits black ass big fun

Fact was I was too drunk. Money in advance. Hot white tits she had. Her dick was hidden. I wanted very much to fuck her ass. She gave up trying to jerk me 'til it got hard. Sorry, love, she said. Please drink less next time. I said OK. Inside me it was something else. I was sorry not to fuck her ass. But her tits in my mouth as she tried to get it up were worth the money. Huge. And they felt natural. Delicious. Next night I drank less. Got another tranny. Beautiful black ass. I came real hard. Makes perfect sense to me.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

black blonde experience

Her tits were awesome out in the street for anyone to see. I just had to go back and ask her how much. In the room sucking on them. She wanked me into a very hard state. She went face down. What a delicious ass. In the middle of it I remembered to ask her name. Always do that. God knows why. I loved that ass. Maybe she noticed. She wanted to see my cum before I flushed the condom. I said there was none. I just come like that. No spunk. Like a sick dry shock. Sick is my normal. I like me. She was small. I told her she was brave. I am not gigantic. But some get scared. Looks like she liked the compliment.

I could

I could be wrong
I could be right
This could be my last song
This could be my last night

Tuesday, February 09, 2010

they will think

- You understand that when people read the title of the story they will think that you mean anal sex in the missionary position, not the actual face down that is depicted in the story.
- Let's keep that error. It's poetry in and out and in.
- Yes. But isn't it a bit pompous?
- There will always be someone to despise it. So be it. There will also be someone somewhere who will enjoy it.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

good life

I was walking to the street spot. A tranny smiled and waved from afar. Bird going home. Then I realised it was rather late. This could be the last one standing. I went back and asked her about her services. She said she knew me. I looked again. Sure enough. I even knew her name. We walked to a nearby hotel. Full. Cab to another one. She wanked me hard and put the rubber on. Sucked me off. Quite a long time. No way she was gonna get away with it. But I felt great. And her ass was even better this second time. I told her she was beautiful and went home to wank and fall into a drunken stupor of a sleep. And that is the good life.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Saturday, January 16, 2010

like missionary butt sex

O the blonde fringe! And her face! She looked like an androgynous DJ. She did not ask for money in advance. I like to pay first. Her tits felt so good in my mouth as she wanked me. Then she wrapped it in rubber and kissed it for a while. Then she went face down. Like missionary butt sex. Her ass looked great. And felt awesome as I went in. Her name was Sabrina. Such a great ass to go in and out of. I came very hard. She sounded pleased. We changed the TV from porn to a soap opera. I saw her dick when she took a shower. I was dressed and she felt shy. Asked me not to look. I laughed and said she knew I knew about it. No reason for her to be ashamed. She relaxed. I left her there and went home to wank.

hot model

She looked like she was just back from the catwalk. Like she was a model showing that fine dress under the street lamps. She even looked numb. Name was Thaís. At the hotel with the TV on. Money first. I sucked on her tits as she touched my dick. It got hard enough. She put a condom on it and gave me a very good suck off for a while. We did it doggy. It was a single bed. God knows why. She was too tall. She could not open her legs more. No space. I was climbing into her ass. Her dick was limp. She was silent. Maybe the TV was too loud. She smiled after I came. Asked if I was feeeling better. Sure thing!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

good girl with fake blue eyes

Long black hair and fake blue eyes. Mirella was a great fuck. You know that come on that sounds fake but maybe not quite. I'm sure that all that she was really so wild about was my money. Mostly. Anyway. I sucked her tits. I wrapped my dick in rubber. We did it missionary style. Sort of. Her legs were on my shoulders. I came without ejaculating. As I usually do. She asked me to please please hold her hard cock. Nice. But I didn't really want to stroke it or suck it. She pleaded some more. Played upset as I moved to get my clothes. Then she gave up and smiled even more. Good girl. [Date: Jan 10 2010. Intercepted: Jan 14 2010]

Saturday, January 09, 2010

happy to be the top

I was really out of it. God bless vodka or whatever. And then I saw her under the street lights. She was paler than me. Brown curly hair. She looked like she was not really in the mood. I looked like a drunk stupor. Cab to hotel. Big bed. Dirty sheets. One spot looked like crap. As I was taking my shorts off I saw my previous fart was wet. Oh, shit. Literally. I went to the bathroom. Anything wrong? I said I was just cleaning my cock's head. To avoid the taste of piss. She said she would not taste it anyway. She was gonna use a condom to suck me. Sounded wise. She gave me a handjob. She wrapped me tool. It looked like something that needed a circumcision very badly. With rubber all over it. But I felt it all. Oh, yes! I fucked her doggy style. She went into this "give it to me" speech. I loved her effort. I came twice without ejaculating. She gave up waiting for me to ejaculate. I felt oh so fine. Said her name was Jennifer. Her dick was too big soft for me to want to see it hard. Really. I was happy to be the top.

not ejaculating is great fun

She said her name was Rafaella. She looked like a Britpop singer. With long hair. Black or brown. And a suntan. I looked drunk. Taxi to her pad. Money in advance. Was I sure I had money to take a cab home? I said I was OK to take a bus. She sucked my dick with a nervous mouth and hand. She felt like she was either getting it up or giving some of my money back. It felt good. And her ass was simply delicious. I told her so as I went in and out of her. But I could not ejaculate. I came three times. Not a single drop of milk. Was I OK? Sure thing! Chat a while. Said I was the bee's knees. So was she, I said. Bye! Never saw her dick.

Friday, January 08, 2010

land where nothing was past

When I died last week I went to a land where nothing was past. Because all people there remembered every single thing about everything past present and future. They were all laid down on their couches. Staring at the stars overhead with eyes that looked dead. Some explained to me this was an illusion of my mind. I was too used to see only the present time. They were actually floating at various speeds at all the dimensions that they wanted to be all at once. I came back from my death with a smile on my face. The nurse told me I was singing in the middle of my anaesthetic stupor. Neither of us could identify the song.

Morto e Esquecido

Morto e esquecido
Meu bom amigo
Seja famoso
Ou desconhecido
Muito em breve
Ou bem mais tarde

Eu te desejo
Uma morte feliz
E uma vida leve
Pois vai estar

Morto e esquecido
Muito em breve
Ou bem mais tarde
Seja famoso
Ou desconhecido
Meu bom amigo

when a hen loves a woman

What you want is here says the world and it is sort of true but then again you gotta be sure about yourself otherwise you can get pretty lost because really it is so very easy to destroy yourself too soon I don't know. I guess it is pretty hard to tell and pretty much a gamble because some people drink like maniacs and still live to be quite old of age and some others are very careful about their food and health and then get sick anyway or hit by a car. Truth is you better do what you like and try to have some fun every single day even if not all the time because all you really have is your inner dream of happiness to see you through this crazy life even if you have friends and some special person or whatever because life is pretty weird as it normally goes and even when a hen loves a woman it only goes to show.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Friday, December 04, 2009

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

Hazy Kiss

Tear it down
Tear it up
In your mind
In your cup

As the city goes on
As the drunks get happy
As they hear the song
And the rhyme gets gone

As I sip my soda
And I feel as one
In the hazy kiss
Of the bright white sun

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

PUSSY

SECRET FINGER

felt a tongue

- All I know is the first part of the dream had to do with some wild party at this huge house. Some people were collapsed in the garden, and all over the place, except for the dancefloor. Then I was at this weird TV show. I was the winner of some game, and the prize was fucking this woman in the ass. She was very white, with very short black hair. She was tied doggy style to one of those Domination Furniture something, and I was just banging away at her ass, and the crowd was cheering, and then I felt a tongue up my ass, and as I looked up I saw the name of the show was Enrabando Frenanda Yang. I came like crazy, man!
- Far in!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Of Them [2009.11.14]

Maybe you like trannies
Maybe you like women
Maybe you like men

What you have to know
What you have to see
You must understand

You are really fine
Get some peace of mind
Give yourself a hand

Whether you like trannies
Whether you like women
Whether you like men

Or all of them

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Saturday, October 31, 2009

what we have learned

What we have learned so far:

- Sexo Dragas e Rock'n'roll: title of an album by underground band The Dragas;
- Chicken Time: a new Carioca slang for going out looking for sex;
- E eu gastava tanto com você: word play with an old Brazilian Soul hit;
- Pretend that I am not staring: no conclusion. Could be a red herring.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Listen to the Telly From the Other Side

Listen to the telly from the other side

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

that case

[...] that case. As for the **** subject, the only confirmed sample of message was codewashed a dozen time with not much result. We are positive that it relates to Operation Weissenschwartz. What we still need to figure out is how all this loose info will fit into the bigger picture of the Ubershlemiel Plot, before we can take level b measures. Since operative **** lost his left eyebrow when we had to go EM at the crucialpoint of Operation Sassygeezer, it has been our policy to wash our hands before and after we go to the toilet, always using the paper towels instead of the blowdry machine. I mention this [unidentified] because the latest codewash left us puzzled with the result: eu só quero saber em qual rua sua pica vai me entrar na bunda. That obviously refers to some sort of Finderskeepers type of code, but not one that we know of. We have tried all sorts of Reversed Salsaparrilla Woodpecker Codepolka Maneuvers to no avail. Even the Doppler Palpatation Algor did not work. It does not get any better than this at this point. It would be advisable to get [...]

Friday, October 16, 2009

Pray to God There Is a God

Pray to God there is a God
My friend
Where you might
Lay your head

Some might miss you sad
My friend
You just might be dead

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I Should Dance Till I'm Numb

I should dance till I'm numb
No need to be drunk
No need of nobody
No need to act punk

Where nobody knows me
No smile on my face
Will be just like heaven
Will be the right place

Just me and the beat
The strobe is a plus
No need of nobody
To get on the bus

He Always Had Surprise

He always had surprise
In his eyes
Good or bad
Always had

His heart stopped
He was 25
He was dead
Just like that

I don’t know why
We’re alive
While he’s dead
No surprise

Saturday, October 10, 2009

In Case We Are All Immortal

In case we are all immortal
It could be a bumpy ride
Be nice if you can manage
And dance to what you like

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Everything is Fine

Everything is fine
She said
All things are
Where they should

All of us doing
Just what we would
Just what we want
Just what we choose

All things considered
Life is indeed swell
And then she waved goodbye
And jumped into the well

As Coisas

As coisas
Seguem mudando
Devagar
Quase parando

As velhas novas
Chegando
As novas velhas
Twittando

Rapazes repassam
Fuxicos
Malucos dividem
Os picos

E eu leio livros
Boiando

RIQUEZA WEALTH

DOTTED LINE

Monday, October 05, 2009

Saturday, October 03, 2009

Friday, October 02, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

named it Posição 2004

- I cannot believe you didn't mention Reynaldo Roels Jr. in your text about Posição 2004!
- OK! He was the director. He told us to go ahead and do it. We owe it all to him. He also came up with the idea for the title. We can add this when we print the book! We can dedicate it to him! Easy!
It's gonna be fine!
- Eu não acredito que você não mencionou o Reynaldo Roels Jr. no seu texto sobre o Posição 2004!
- OK! Ele era o diretor. Ele nos deu o sinal verde. Nós devemos tudo a ele. Ele também teve a idéia pro título. A gente pode adicionar isso na hora de imprimir! Calma! Vai ficar ótimo!

Friday, September 18, 2009

logic orgasm

- Am I supposed to believe in supernatural signs?
- Supernaturally!

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

secret ancient man

- Where?
- At Sissintino. I will be using a t-shirt with a whiskey logo that says: Jegue Daniel's.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

so

- So this religion means I don't have to believe in anything, and I can do whatever I want?
- Just remember the laws of the planet you're in and stay out of trouble with the cops!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

message found in an e-mail

It read:
Eu sou dos Agnósticos de Cristo! rsrsrs
This means I am from the Agnostics of Christ [laughs]. I strongly suggest the codekids here. This looks like the clue we're loking for.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

ask this

- So people are creating their realities all over the place. How can they be creating wars?
- You'd be at some war, too, if you believed there was no other way.
- But what if some crazy person attacks me in the street for no reason? Did I believe that?
- If you ask this question, you believe it is possible.
- Not believing it would not stop it.
- If you believe so.
- I can't believe that!
- Actually, you can believe what you really, really believe you can.

can that

- I am going crazy?
- If you really, really believe so.
- I'm not sure.
- Then it's not certain.
- That's too easy!
- If you believe so.
- It cant' be that easy!
- If you believe it can't, it can't.
- I wish that was true.
- So it will.
- It is hard to believe it.
- If you believe so.
- Sounds like a trick.
- If you believe so.
- I am too happy!
- If you believe so.
- No! It FEELS so.
- So you believe and so it goes.
- Believing is everything, then? How can that be?
- It works.

SLEEPWALKER

BALLOON

Saturday, August 15, 2009

saturday mouthwash

No mouthwash. Use vodka. Spit it out. Drink some diet mate. Drink some mineral water. Step outside. Thousands of t-shirts walk the streets. Lovely day in Copacabana.

VIVA PASTEUR

Thursday, August 13, 2009

if you believe so

- So everything is alright, then?
- If you believe so!
- What if I change my mind?
- Your world changes!
- What if I'm not sure?
- Your world is unsure!
- Will that change the others?
- If you believe so!
- That sounds absurd!
- Welcome!
- To what?
- Your new absurd world!
- That's a joke, innit?
- If you believe so!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

From the Diary of Marky Muretta

I fear that she will run away with her Personal Fortran Programmer. I wonder if what made her stop loving me was the fact that I was too quick in telling her that I believe that getting pregnant is an unacceptably abnormal behaviour distortion. After all, it was only ten minutes after our first kiss. Maybe it was the fact that I almost always have dry climaxes. But I did empty my nuts when she agreed to watch me massage myself while she whispered Kiribati's National Anthem. She knows that means something.

BUTTON FLY