HOPING THE BEST

He stopped to look at the tranny ads glued to a payphone. One of them had a Star of David shape covering her beautiful ass. He wondered if she was jewish and what did her cock looked like. He wondered about this short movie directed by a friend that he had been invited to play extra in for free just to have some fun and give some help. He felt much too tired to do anything but go home and read a little before falling asleep and waking up the next morning hoping the best for all and returning to the office. In his dream they were cowboys crossing a river. Hostile indians attacked suddenly and he reached for his rifle. He wondered for a split second if they would all die there trying to reach the other side.

NO STAR

He saw this big backstreet graffito that said in capital letters that LIFE IS AN ACCIDENT. Its visual style reminded him of another one he'd seen Downtown that said FUCK NORMALITY. So maybe the guy was an atheist or an agnostic. He felt a little happier for this public display of freedom of speech not yet under attack. Then he went to eat a burger and watch some quite probably American movie. And next day was Monday and back to the office. Then it was one or two Sundays later and he saw this sex worker ad glued to a payphone and there was no star or whatever covering the exposed genitals of the bent over woman like the other ones. He smiled to himself.

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LIKE CRAZY EVERY TIME

Yeah sure being twelve was very pure and innocent. Yeah right. Going on thirteen just before John was shot dead when arriving at the Dakota. Say what? All the guys I played soccer with were fourteen at the most. Army brats watching the Eighties get born in Rio. I truly believed that no girl would actually put a dick in her mouth. OK maybe whores did it. I was a virgin at twelve how could I know? I read Belgian and Spanish comics at the library and American cowboy comics. This boy I knew said he knew I wanted to suck his cock really bad but the truth is he was some fifteen years too early to get head from me. This other one looked at me and said he knew I jerked off too and didn't even wait for my reply for off he was about how it was something that got so hot you couldn't hold back no more and I just smiled and said Yeah because I knew what he was talking about I was going on thirteen and jerking off like crazy every time I got the chance to do it for the truth was it felt awesome and also there were no girls wanted to fuck me and I had no idea what I was missing being a virgin and all so I just had lots of fun.

PUNCH THE ROBBER

HAPPILY

Someone warned me that her mouth caused cocks to shrink. I paid no mind. Her ass was hot and her blowjobs were the bomb and back then no het girl that liked to eat cum thought twice about eating it. I was not working because I had an allowance from my parents and didn't need to work at any shitty job and every single one I had tried was crap so I just took it easy with short cash but a cock that was long enough to impress some girls. It was fine with her for some time until I had to notice that my dick was indeed getting smaller like she was sucking on a popsicle. But it felt so good I just couldn't stop. Eventually it got so small it was like a clit with a hole for the piss to come out. And a weird rash underneath my clit made me scratch the area so hard that I bled like hell and I wanted to go to the hospital but she said no way no no she was gonna kiss it and fix it and she was specially hot that night and I passed out and woke up the next day with a pussy and my weird clit that pissed and shot cum. She started fingering my pussy and it was great but I missed fucking her ass. We eventually had a bad argument one day and I waited for her to fall asleep dead drunk and tied her up and gagged and strangled her. When her eyes stopped giving out any sign of life I vomited on them. She was dead and dirty and I was a woman on the run. I used my old clothes to look like a man. Cut my hair short and only travelled on foot late at night. During the days I hid inside garbage dumps. I went into a bigger city and used the money I stole from her to change my face and name. Before that I had sucked lots of cock to survive as a street citizen with no name, waiting for her unexplained murder to get out of the news. Some of them wanted to fuck my ass. But mostly they wanted to cum in my mouth and that somehow made my cock grow back to its former shape and size. So I guess she did was into some bad bad magic shit. The pussy was still there. One doctor I saw about it said I could not get pregnant because I was a little more man than woman. He wanted me to be his secret lover. He was hot to fuck and get fucked. I said OK but he would had to vasectomize me because I was going to be free to screw some girls on the side. He said OK and ate my cum and told me he would suck my dick happily ever after.

SKINHEAD BLOWJOB

She was a communist chubby hot gal. She gave good head. I wanted to cum up her ass. I just got half my dick up her butt. She was moaning that it just wouldn't go inside. But I just loved her halfway assfuck. Her ass was the tighest one I knew back then. I loved her. Maybe I was foolish enough go tell her so. I just came really hard up her ass. That was love enough for me back in those days.

SHAKE YOUR COPIES FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

SOME KIND OF HEAVEN

Sure I loved a boozehead. I was seventeen and she was twenty-five or something. We met because she fell over on the sidewalk and I helped her up and was she alright? We ended up getting a drink. Cola for me and vodka for her. She was studying Psychology and drinking all day long every single day. Said she did not remember anything at all before she was six or seven. I was just a lucky bastard who had escaped compulsory military service. I loved her instantly. Maybe the planet was gonna get fried when the computers went crazy and fired all the nuclear missiles at once. But I was in love and I was gonna walk all over town listening to anything she said. I still had some days off before going back to where I lived. So the next day in town was the same as the day I met her. She drank one vodka at each bar. She knew all the bars and we walked all over town. I was staying with my aunt. I asked her over. There was nobody home but I was not planning to pounce on her or anything and I assured her so. She said OK. Eventually she figured I was a real shy guy so she just kissed me out of the blue. That was my first kiss, I think. There was this other one one year before, but I was so drunk I think I might have dreamed it. And the girl who supposedly kissed me probably didn't want me to get too emotional about it so she told me I was dreaming. So OK that was my first kiss that I clearly remember. Anyway. We kissed and embraced. There was no place where we could fuck and we didn't mind much as long as I had cola and she had vodka. I for sure had no idea what I was missing. I would not find out with her. We exchanged some letters. I came back on my next vacation. I did believe she was moving to my town. She told me it was not so as she put me into the cab that would take me to the bus station. Once again practical matters were doing a practical joke on me. I was crying as she held me one last time. That was years ago and she is probably dead if she went on drinking the way she did. I just hope there is some kind of heaven for the ones who drank so much they can hardly remember ever being kids.

28 DAYS IN THE SHIT

I quit the library job and went looking for a job in a bookstore. I used a friend's printer to make copies of my CV and went to all the bookstores I knew. Mostly the people there looked like they didn't give a fuck about me wanting to work there. I guess it was because I was white and looked like I just had lunch. They wanted the starved ones that were easier to exploit. Then this bookstore phoned me. The owner was a beautiful jewish woman. Except she looked a bit strung out and worried. I was an idiot but I knew it was a stupid idea to try and fuck my boss. And this one was too stressed and didn't look like she found me hot at all. But the money was good enough. In a couple of days I found out that everybody who worked there was tired of her stressed up manners. Like we thought she should fuck off and sell the bookstore instead of getting so worked up about meaningless details. After 28 days I found out she was expecting me to do some work that I was idiot enough not to have foreseen. I was already fed up with verbal abuse. I told her I was not coming back the next day. She said I could not do that right when this book fair or something was about to happen. I could not believe how out of touch with reality her relatives and business advisers had let her become. So I explained to her that I was not asking for her permission to quit my job but actually informing her that I was not working for her anymore. I was sorry for about 90 percent of the people who worked there. They were nice to me and just could not quit. They needed the money really bad. I knew my parents were not going to let me starve. I might go crazy without money to buy the books I craved, but I would not starve. Another madman with enough grub to eat? I figured I would have to go back to the library and ask for another chance. But that was tomorrow. Today I was just gonna go home and stare at the ceiling while some noisy rock blasted out of the stereo. The sun felt cold next morning. But the ceiling looked peaceful that night.

WAKE THE FUCK UP

Suddenly I knew I loved her. I wanted to tell her right away. I had no car. I walked for some forty minutes and worried what would she say but my fear was all wrong. Nobody home. Next morning her friend told me she had tried to kill herself. She slashed her wrists but called her on the phone at once. The paramedics were fast enough. She washed the blood from her floor. I went to see her. She looked kinda proud she tried to die. I tried to say funny stuff to cheer her up. Told her I loved her. She said she didn't love me. Like she was telling me the sky is not green but actually blue. Like wake the fuck up boy I don't love you. But very sober and cold the way she told me. I said I would never have the guts to cut my veins open like that. She informed me that I was a coward. That was more than twenty years ago. I hope she is alive and happy somehow somewhere. But I can almost hear her telling me no she killed herself good next time. Sometimes I remember her laughing that night everybody got stoned at her place. I figure maybe I was one of the lucky few who saw one of her happy moments.

LUTO

FUCK YOUR NAZI GOD

I figured I was just gonna get deep into this new fat babe magazine thing. Who cared about any other communication shit? Not me. People were just a bunch of nice idiots just like me or even worse so fuck it I said to myself. There was even some other people who were actually doing their best to fuck us over with an innocent smiling mask on their faces. And ready to get you seriously fucked and maybe even killed if you said something. Since I was a drunken coward like anybody else I just kept writing my stuff that nobody read and drinking my booze and wanking and that was about it. Sometimes I felt a little hope like when I found out about these chubby white babes showing their stuff in a magazine that was totally new to me. I was unsure about giving money to the needy for they might get a job and slave themselves to death like the rest of us idiots and I wasn't really sure that being another robot was a good idea for them and I certainly did not want to use sex to make other robots oh no it really did seem like a stupid idea like this world here was really lots of fun sometimes but mostly a sick machine that killed us robots to get bigger so what the fuck were we doing like yeah I knew that was probably the only life we had but still I could not quite totally embrace this useless weird trip really like when in doubt I really did not want to get anybody inside this weird mess of an universe like I felt nobody deserved such an insane life and then somehow I felt that God was real but it didn't really change anything like I was still probably doing some harm to my liver for I knew that my belief did not prove that God did exist and so I was back to my bed wanking in a drunken stupor for I felt hopeless really like there was no point in believing that love would come around again for me or anyone oh no I was pretty sure it was pure chance and so I descended into shapeless lukewarm sleep hoping once more that tomorrow was gonna be my lucky day whatever the fuck that was supposed to mean.

really did

She knew I had a fever because of the cold. She noticed my dick was kinda limp and went for it with such a warm delicious mouth. Those were the days we foolishly believed that AIDS was 99 percent a gay men problem not ours. She sat on my dick so hot I was in Heaven. I didn't even know if we were listening to some sexy music. Probably not, as we were well into this kinda goth wave that we thought was called dark. Our movement was quite dead from the start and we probably wanted it that way. We lost contact. One day I wondered if she had killed herself. Then it dawned on me that I had lost her phone number and could not do anything about it whatever was the case. I did not believe in god but prayed for her anyway. I really did want her to have a wonderful life.

Os peito e' bom e eu gosto

Os peito e' bom e eu gosto. That was what he said. I had to agree. Even though I really was into ass myself. I was like fourteen and halfway into madness for some shorthair blondes with such hot asses really. Yeah big tits made me hot. But I really wanked thinking about asses. Which was against the military dictatorship. So I was a political criminal without even trying. But I was also a lucky bastard for the military dictatorship was fading away. No need to breed new soldiers to be OK with The Law. Only trouble was not a single gal I knew wanted to give me her ass or even her pussy or even a kiss. But I was a virgin and did not really know what I was missing and I just listened to some old sixties rock'n'roll and wanked before sleeping and it was alright!

looking forward

He wrote down my phone. I kissed him in the halfway darkness thing that was going on. But next day in a place with proper lighting he seemed unsure. Maybe he really did have to study. I was an idiot and said OK I was going home anyway to get some sleep for I needed to be up early for work the next day. And it was true. Maybe I should have lied? Maybe we were lucky not to get into each other. I mean really. Really we will never know and it's OK. That was really how it was. That was the best we could do for each other. Small talk over dinner. Sad poor diplomatic talk. I was happy to go home and wank. I went to sleep looking forward to my next love and/or sex interest. It felt right to do so.

That night with two trannies

The blond one was a mistake. Nice dick and ass but her stance just put me off so I paid her and left and chat up this tall brunette and went with her and it was just the bomb I gave her head and then I fucked her ass and it was just the hottest ass in a long time she just laughed in disbelief but I told her I screamed I just blurted out she was the best ever which was probably not true but she really was the hottest thing that night for sure oh God oh Lord oh baby YES! YES! YEEAAH!

other moving

I wasn't drunk. Too early. I went into this commercial building. To the restroom. Went inside a cubicle. The light was fucked up. It was a steady strobe. I remembered this movie I read about with no images, just black and white screencards blinking at various speeds of what looked like a rectangular strobe. How long was it? twenty minutes or so? Anyway, I never had the chance to see it and here I was. The walls were white inside the cubicle. I just sit down and stared for some ten or fifteen minutes. I had read about the images that people saw where there was actually nothing but a strobe. I knew for sure there was nothing there in the cubicle wall. But they came to me. Blurred gray shadows. Like scenes out of focus. An oval rotating and changing shape from square to circle. A group of bubbles that grew and shrunk without exploding. People walking across the field of vision. Just a couple of gray faceless human shadows. Then a crowded street of people passing by in both directions. Like I was standing on the sidewalk watching them walk by in slow motion. A tree without any leaves in a field white with snow. Other moving geometric shapes I could not understand. Then back to the changing rotating oval. I got out and washed my face. Looked in the mirror.

almost dying

My car was destroyed but I was fine so I drank another fiery malt shot and went inside this rich frat boy party I was invited to by mistake yeah I was gonna fuck them bitches like I was rich so sorry I knew they were only doing their survival thing but I was doing my mental health survival thing so I just used this hot blond for oral sex and boy did she suck me off I was like totally spaced out like melting and hardening and then exploding all the way into her burning tongue OH BABY YEAAAH! Everything went blackish spacey gray starry vision blanket all over. Only my lungs felt real. How I wished her well. Dumb hope quite possibly. Not that I knew what was going on. Not that I was sure either way. So I just went home without knowing shit about the present. Well OK I knew something about stupid nazi idiots. They were easy prey for that stupid nazi idea of hating jews because it was too dangerous to hate all cruel capitalists of ANY religion. The jews were safe to hate because they were like less than one percent so you would not get destroyed for hating all the sadistic rich no just the jews. Everything would stay the same but hating the jews would give them the illusion of building a fair society when the truth was they were still getting fucked but felt good because hating jews and fags and other different ones and getting money from the idiot totalitarian state made them forget about how fucked they were getting yeah them idiots just needed beer and someone to hate and all was well with the raw deal they were getting so I just gave up trying to save stupid humans and gave up trying to save myself what was the point if we were that much stupid collectively who gave a fuck if idiots like us destroyed ourselves not me really oh no man really I mean maybe we will get smarter and be more tolerant but it looks like we are just gonna fuck up and kill this planet and ourselves along it so I just say you guys and gals better enjoy yourselves while you can for things will probably go deadly weird all over the planet soon enough so get your kicks now don't let nobody tell you how! Trust your guts! Hire some male sluts! Or whatever other kind of slut gives you the hots! That's what I was saying. It had been a beautiful day. I was kinda happy then inside my hopeless dream. Almost dying to wake up.

lovely chain

I was getting a bit tired of fucking pussy when I really wanted ass. But no luck once again. The trannies on the street were not hot enough. So I went for the women spot to pay more and get pussy oh well it was fine maybe some other time I was gonna get lucky again and see some of those hot trannies where the fuck were they maybe in Europe making some real money and who was I to blame them they needed cash and maybe Rio was not giving them enough and they needed to make some real money while they were young for nobody gave a fuck about them trannies when they got too old to work the streets not even the government who was supposed to care to the poor and certainly not them religious bastards with all their sick fuck sex hating crap they were so happy to tell anybody about if one was unlucky enough to get caught by one of those nazi god lovers I wanted to tell them bastards who stopped me on the street to tell me about Jesus to shut the fuck up and stop giving me this outdated crap and like tell them they were stupid slaves if they did not realise that our spirituality was bound to evolve into something more humanistic and ecumenic and that if Jesus were to come back that very day he would've told them to think for themselves and stop being pushed around like morons by egomaniac religious leaders who were not into any real progressive and liberating vision of religion but just using them for their own ends I could not believe how stupid they were to follow them and yet I knew it was no use or maybe I didn't know for sure it was useless to try but I just gave up very early on 'cause this stupid fanatic trip they were in looked too thick to be penetrated by common sense like they looked like those madmen that you just gave up trying to reason with I just gave up and decided I was gonna get some ass or pussy to fuck while I was drunk because I was not even sure there was a god and humanity seemed so stupid I just gave up and there I was and I saw this chubby black woman and it went really good and her pussy was awesome like the two or three times I had done her before but then I went back to the women spot for some more I just wanted some more pussy and then I saw this other black chubby woman that wore glasses and oh boy did I have fun up that tight nerdy black pussy she was real hot and I went home thinking next time it would be even better for this one seemed a bit like not totally relaxed like maybe my dick was a bit too big she said it was a big surprise and she tried her best and I sure had fun but I figured next time I would choose a very tall one maybe I was gonna get lucky and she would be OK with my size maybe even up her ass maybe even I would find a hot tranny with the sweetest ass ever I jerked off before falling into this wonderful dream of the sweetest perfect shemale loving to take me all the way inside her so hot and snug and like being back home after such a long time I was weeping with happiness as I moaned the orgasm right out of my lungs like the song that created me and took me from the void into that lovely chain of events that led me to that ecstatic moment.

out of

I gave up pretending to be waiting for a bus. I noticed this blond tranny with legs a little thicker than the others. This made me hot. Probably made her diet. Go figure. Very small and delicious tits. Snug hot ass. After I came screaming inside her hot behind we just lay there for a little while. I told her she was hot. She said she was gonna be even hotter after her diet. I told her I was OK with her body as it was but go ahead and diet if you like. I hoped she believed me for I was telling the truth. She wanted to look like those models who looked like numbed out speed freaks and who was I to tell her otherwise I figured so I didn't say anything else and prayed silently that her ass stayed big and hot. She started asking me did you see this new soap opera and I said no not yet even though I was probably never even gonna try it. Televison for me was just for late night movies. The rest was not amusing enough. But I knew some characters from the ads and she just started doing this impression of one of the women in the soap and she was funny we laughed as small kids that are instant friends on their first day in school just because they watch the same cartoons and then she told me about some diet tips she got from this TV show. And then she went back to the impression. Were she not a tranny she could be on TV but I tried not to think about how unfair this was for society was like that and wasn't going to change that fast so it was no use getting depressed about stupid prejudice that would be slow to vanish so I just laughed with her and silently thanked the gods for that exclusive show I would not see on TV and then it was time to go and back home I took a shower and my phone did not ring and I was too drunk to care I just wanked and passed out and didn't die in my sleep and woke up next morning not really sure if I was glad to be alive for another day but what the fuck I had no better idea than to get out of bed and see.

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I stuck my dick up some pussy to celebrate gay pride

I stuck my dick up some pussy to celebrate gay pride. OK, I really wanted to fuck some tranny ass in the name of gay pride. But the ones I saw on the street were not really my dish. I went to the women spot. Got this short chubby black woman. Sucked her tits. Fucked her doggy for some long minutes. Could smell her opened pussy as I fucked her and loved the smell.

Really gonna

No trannies hot enough in sight so I walked on and the radio somewhere told me some big shot terrorist was killed and I kept on my drunken haze walking to the woman spot thinking it was fine to kill the terrorist but no way it was gonna stop terrorism if they didn't do something about poverty you know everybody knew that being hungry was the best way for some poor idiot to get these stupid crime or terrorism ideas but I didn't believe any party in the whole planet cared enough to really do something about it so that was it I was not going to get too worried about a planet full of idiots who were no wiser than me you had to impress me as quite wise to get me interested in anything except getting boozed up and there was no one I knew so I decided there again one more time again to give up on doing something big to help the planet be a better place really let us destroy ourselves if we are dumb enough to let it happen and so there I was in a bar that had some gals that surely were whores and I decided I was so drunk I needed to take a shit but the restroom was too dirty even for my drunken stupor standards so I went around the block for some cheaper tequila and tried my luck and the restroom there was a lot cleaner lucky bastard was I and then I went back around the block and decided for this short slim black woman she said she was thirty or something and had three kids and that her tits were no longer beautiful but I found her floppy empty little bags hot as an A bomb with those stiff little nipples my dick went hard as rock while I sucked on them and I fucked her pussy in every position as long as I was on top for it felt so good to pretend I was using her and not us using each other in our different ways who cared I sure didn't I thought she talked a little bit too much as she pretended she was having a fucking great time but that didn't stop me from coming like crazy so thank you beautiful I said and went back to the bar and it was raining a little bit and I was looking for some fatter and even hotter woman and eventually I chat up this chubby black one who was maybe also thirty I didn't ask I was so mesmerized by her fat arms and legs and butt and tits that felt like home to my mouth I just went completely dazed and fucked her two times only pausing to wash my dick a little and get some head and get another condom and I held her fat little hot black body next to mine and smelled her hair and told her how hot she made me feel she laughed and looked amused and gave me some more hot strong delicious head in order to get me up again she said she wanted some more but I was already too tired I just gave her the money and thanked her for a great time and she said she had noticed me looking at her ass and said next time she would let me do her ass too and I said OK it sounded great and I went home thinking that maybe she was even really gonna do it and I took a shower and read some books for a while and then jerked off into a warm pool of sleep.

Not drunk enough maybe anyway I went to tranny spot number one but found not one hot one too bad tranny spot number two was the same aw fuck bad luck that night so I went to tranny spot number three and the one that talked to me sounded like trouble or something whatever I told her I was gonna take another walk around the block and then this lady looked at me like she knew me and said hey beautiful and I asked her and she told me we had payed sex before and when she told me her name I remembered yes the hot fortysomething lady I had eaten out and pussyfucked a long time maybe oh yes please let us go to some private place now and boy did I lick that pussy and did she suck my dick and did I fuck that hot cunt for like over an hour in all the main positions and I eventually came like crazy fucking her doggy style oh the white ass with the hot tan marks like I said you sure get some sunshine you delicious hot fortysomething white mama you be a good girl and give it to me yeah let my dick slide all the way in you bitch you lovely babe you oh my god I'm coming YeaaaaaaaaaaAh!

Another welcome first

He stops from time to time to look at the sex work photocopy ads glued to the pay phones in Downtown Rio. One actually shows the hard cock of a shemale. The photo is small but it looks uncensored. He thinks it's good news that the ads are more explicit. He even sees one with a man in leather shorts. That is another welcome first. Men doing sex work ads on pay phones. Nice. He thinks about an artist friend that wanted to do some work using sex work ads as a theme. Next morning on the bus to his office he sees a huge graffito in capital letters saying FUCK NORMALITY. He figures someone was feeling oppressed by some majority and decided to sort of shout back in disapproval. He wonders if the majority of cariocas that don't speak english will get it anyway. Maybe using a translator online. He looks up and wonders if the weather will stay fine and dry until he gets back home tonight.

You take

I hated holidays. But there was no reason. Really. The working girls were out like any other night. OK. Not all. But some of them. I gulped down what I decided was to be my last shot. Really. Hard liquor was something to be wary of. I did believe so. I looked at this chubby black babe. Was not sure if she was the same one I went with the week before. Then she looked at me and smiled. I decided it was her and came closer. She was teasing me about the fact that she gave me her phone and I never called. I said we should go to some place with air conditioning. So we went to a nearby hotel. We took a shower. I sucked on her big delicious black tits until my dick was hard as rock. Then I fucked her old style and then sideways and then doggy I was so crazy I just kept calling her a beautiful sweet dirty little good black girl oh sweetie and yes oh yes I am gonna use this pussy all the way in tonite yes and then I was shaking all over while fucking her doggy and I just went a little blank for a second or two and she was sweet and still and I took it out before it went too soft inside the condom and we talked a bit as she showered again and did her make up and the porn was still going on the TV set and I don't know why we ended up talking about weird clients and she said that a friend of hers met a guy who not only wanted her fist up his ass but also wanted her to find some five women to fist fuck him over and over and that was too much for her friend and I said I understood her even though I was OK with people having fetishes but not with me maybe oh well I knew there was no credit in telling her about some fetish stuff I did with some girls who really really wanted me to and anyway she asked me if I liked to be finger fucked by girls and I said I did not mind but was not crazy about it and of course I did not tell her that I was fucked in the ass a few times by guys and trannies because I figured it was only going to get her worried for no reason you know I enjoyed it but it was like 99 0/0 of the time I was on top so I guessed I was macho enough for her anyway I got her phone written down for the next time I came to town and it was bye bye honey you take care pretty one!

Will kill all life

- You think you know the System but the fact is that the System knows you. Every single internet user is a spy on himself. Every single word you type into a computer, even without publishing it, is a piece of info about yourself that you are giving to the System. It just waits and sees if it needs to attack you and if so when and how. As for the people offline, there are cameras to watch them. Make no mistake. The System is a stupid machine that sooner or later will kill all life, just like Nature. The System is actually Nature with some more tools and weapons to kill life forms after using them to grow stronger.
- Yes! It feels stronger! Give it to me harder!

Where drugs and prostitution and free love are all legal

- You think New Age is an easy way but different masters from other dimensions say different things and it is hard to study it all and find out what does apply to our dimension.
- You show me some genocide survivor that saw the light and I will want to hear the story and then I will say that New Age is tough and down to earth, you hear me? In fact, forget about it. Even if you get me transcript of some message from a dead mass murderer who went straight to Heaven and was praised along the meek and the pacifists, I will probably think I'd love it to be true that every single thing is forgiven, but something tells me we could be very wrong and this life may well be all we have. What a wonderful surprise when I die and find out that I am actually immortal and Heaven is the place where drugs and prostitution and free love are all legal and credit cards are limit free and never send you any bills. I have no hurry to check if the afterlife exists.
- Shut up and come!

Anytime for sure

Maybe she was just old. Maybe she was a little sick. Probably both but the fuck I cared. She was a blond tranny up for taking it in the ass and that was just what my cock wanted. She said let's use condoms for oral I mean safer is better and I said yeah and we did a hot rubber 69 thing for a while and then I fucked her ass until I was screaming with joy yeah that was a hot weird fuck and I loved it. But I walked the streets wanting some more and then I found this other blond tranny that went 69 with me without any condom so whatever fuck it and then I was on top of her with my rubber dressed dick going all the way in and oh girl was she good to me I just came like a nuclear bomb inside her ass and she was so sweet afterwards that I am really sorry I should have asked for her phone for she sure was a really nice one that knows how to take it in the ass real good and that is a bit rare, really what can I say I don't mind the drones and actually have fun with them but I really really prefer the happy whore ones for sure anytime.

Boy did I

Very drunk and looking for a tranny. This one I knew before. But she was not very much into it this time around so I just came and went but was not really really satisfied so I went to the woman sex worker place. Met this blonde chubby woman who treated me right but was not the thing either. I don't know what went wrong. Really. I told her I was fine and it was true what I said but I wanted something else and boy did I find it. I saw this black woman and she was even fatter and I said to myself in my brain that I didn't even care if she was not up for anal sex for I was just crazy to get inside that fat black pussy and boy did I have fun oh MAN!

One time in a thousand

We met downtown after work. Hey! Long time no see! Had a couple of beers. Went to look for a gay-friendly hotel. I usually came without ejaculating. Was OK with it. So was he. Fucked that delicious hairy ass until I was sighing so hard he asked me did you cum? I said I had come but probably didn't shoot. We took a look and decided to change the condom just to be on the safe side. He went to jerk off in front of the toilet. I fucked his ass again until he shot his load. We showered. We went our separate ways. I decided I wanted some more ass. Found this blonde tranny. She was a bit chubby and a hot sixty-nine head. Then I quit the 69 and fucked her ass face down. Kissing her shoulders and the nape of her neck and slowly going nuts and waiting for the usual dry shaking orgasmic fit when suddenly I was feeling even happier like wait a minute what and then I was screaming and this gooey shockwave was jumping out of my dick AAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH aAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAH and I was stunned like it was like less than 1 time in a thousand was it really I took it out and sure enough the tip of the condom was all white I was dizzy hey good show girl I said I was hoping to see her again sometime soon but I did not write her phone number down I just hoped for good luck take care beautiful see you some other time and I went home and came again into my hand.

Every single thing in this life has a price

I hope you chose what you really wanted

Everybody writes

Nobody reads

You gonna give

Of course we had wild dreams about stuff we read about in that book about that movie about exorcism. But that was shortly after that glorious day that went into the night as we played tag around the block and we were so alive because it was getting really dark and somehow our parents did not notice our frenzy we were just blasting our lungs it was just awesome for we did not need girls and we did not need boys and it was just as fantastic as jerking off the way we ran and pant like we were going to explode we felt so alive I knew I did who cares what the others felt if it was not the same so sorry about you guys but I just got high from the chase and the touch and there you are now you belong to it you cannot help it it is your destiny and deep inside you feel so good to be part of something I know I did and I know it was a complete utter dream but so what I felt it so good it was all just the same to me who cared about reality I sure did not I just wanted to be part of something intense and there I was maybe if the blond girl who worked at her family corner shop would let me fuck that big hot ass she had then I'd be the happiest fourteen wanker in Brazil in the early Eighties but she was not into me that much so I just went on wanking to some old magazines I bought second hand in shops that were not about to worry if some minors got some dirty magazines on their hands yeah I remember this little kid was doing his birthday party and we older kids locked ourselves up in the bedroom with the porn magazine we found or someone smuggled in who cares we were just holding our dicks as we saw the photos inside and they showed us an almost queer fat black guy he was so gentle and when he was about to cum he asked the girl to cum along and I felt that was so right like girls want to get their rocks off too so why not yeah babe shake that ass you bitch you lovely girl you hot bitch you beautiful woman babe girl slut love of my life I am going crazy inside you oh you feel so good oh baby yes are you gonna give this sweet little ass to me all the way in you bitch you lovely obedient girl you beautiful thing my love oh honey baby YES OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Not in

He would do anything for him except marrying him because they knew better they were boyfriends once and it was better to be just fuck buddies and anyway the Brazilian law would not let them get married anyway so that was that and he woke up beside him and they ate breakfast and he said he had some work to do back home and he went and bought a ticket to see this romantic comedy later on and he went home and sat on a rubber dick for a while and then had to clean up the shit on the bathroom floor and take a shower and go see the movie and it was a good movie but romcoms always got him a little bit down with all this monogamy crap when all he wanted was to have someone special not someone locked up in a golden cage just for him so he gave up and got drunk and fell asleep thinking about phoning this other friend who was not going to have sex with him ever not in this lifetime no but they could talk a bit about how weird humans were.

Get it right

Before you call someone a fag or a whore in Brazil you must understand what it means for Brazilians.
Fag - Any man who makes more money or fucks more women than you.
Whore - Any woman married to a man richer than yours or that gets her pussy or ass fucked more often than you see a hard cock.

Except maybe

I arrived home with a magazine I wasn't supposed to be able to buy because I was like 15 at the most and it was meant for people over 18 and it took me a lot of guts to ask the man to sell it to me but it worked and I was so excited I barely hided it and that was a big mistake 'cause I arrived home and my dad was talking to my aunt and asked me which magazine was that and I was stupid enough to tell the truth and try to act casual but he felt diminished by my brazen talk and I never saw the inside of the magazine 'cause he confiscated it on the spot what could I say he was my dad and it was illegal for me to buy it I still remember the cover of it and never found it on used magazines stores I think maybe I will die before I find out what I missed and anyway it probably would not make any difference now that I'm old enough and have seen so much hard porn but still I wonder and I guess humans are like that they wonder if about stuff they can never get 'cause it's all in the past and that is something you can't touch except maybe in stories you tell and feel somewhat good about telling it is funny like that and if it is not funny for you that's too bad 'cause that is really all you have in this life except maybe for what you are doing for fun right now.

She looked like a woman

She looked like a woman. Really. You know those streetwalkers with tight trousers and big asses and huge tits inside very slim tops? That was her. With hair just the shade of blond that made me stop and stare. With bangs and a wide warm smile. Really warm. She was perfect. I asked her the price of her time and off we went to the nearby hotel. I sucked on those delicious big tits until my cock was hard as rock. Put the condom on and gave it to her doggy for a while. Then I made her lie face down to really really give it to her nice and deep and she was moaning these different moans and squeezing my dick in four or five different ways like she was either eager to see me cum very fast or enjoying it like crazy like one that gets a kick out of her sex working and either way it made me hotter and hotter this milking of my cock that went on and on until it subsided just a little like she gave up or was almost totally spent and then I felt it rising like my dick was going to shoot forth the mighty cosmic ecstatic prophesy and then I felt the warm and chilly shockwave coming from my balls right into my belly and spine and suddenly I was dancing a little harder and lighter inside her ass and it just felt oh so right oh please oh yes you bitch you good girl you lovely lovely thing GIVE YOUR ASS TO MEEEEEEEEEE! It felt like I was waving to the beat of one of those sufi dance trance music or something except there was no music except maybe the soundtrack of the porn movie on the TV and it was just too much for me and I just had to cry out in absolute pleasure I just had to take it out of her ass and rest a little bit and tell her she was hot and she just smiled sweetly and said almost nothing as we got dressed and I gave her price to her I just wanted to pray the gods protected her and I think I did and maybe at that time I even believed in prayer yeah that was a time I was sometimes so happy that I could even believe the gods were listening and really did care.

Not in

Who the fuck was gonna go to a party so early that the sun had just gone down? Me. I needed to work early the next morning. I arrived drunk. Not many people inside. Got myself some booze and went to the bathroom just to check if it was at the same place 'cause I never went there for about a year and I noticed there wasn't any sign on the door to say it was the man's restroom and it was the same with the other one so I asked this woman that was with her boyfriend or gayfriend or whoever fuck he was if they were showing up recently 'cause I thought the restrooms used to have some sign or something on the door and she said no it was always like that and I said OK and went away thinking she might be wrong like she looked too young to be coming to the place for too long like maybe she was just 18 really and she was so deadpan like I was weird I said nothing but I thought you assholes are so stuck with your cooler than thou crappy style that even a nerd like me gets you scared I bet you idiots would easily fall for a true psycho 'cause you would think the guy was the coolest and not creepy at all and you would trust him and that would be your sorry end or maybe you are asexual but are not OK with it so you hate other people like those stupid gays that hate nice bi people instead of shuting the fuck up and go suck some cock and let other people be whatever they are anyway I got some booze and went dancing alone I mean there was no one at all on the dancefloor like they needed some kind of permission to let loose so I danced for about forty minutes and got another shot of booze and danced like thirty minutes more and I figured that was the place to dance and nothing else if I wanted sex I should go to the whorehouse for I clearly was out even in that stupid wannabe underground club I mean the music was OK and the kids were probably just your average neurotic but I mean if people were no less idiotic than me and some might even be a little more stupid I was sorry but I really didn't care if some comet was going to destroy our planet 'cause we were just a bunch of egomaniac idiots so if we died and reincarnation was true we might evolve a bit eventually and if God did not exist then we were just a bunch of useless assholes and the death of all humans would probably even help the Universe improve so I just went home to jerk off and fall asleep and dream of a better world that I would probably never see come true. Not in this life.

Someone so nice

Too drunk maybe. I chat up some girls until I found one that was up for taking it in the ass but the truth was I was probably too drunk I just wasn't hard enough for anal sex but you know what I was feeling so good around her I just enjoyed the talking and licked her pussy and then fucked her pussy and just forgot all about fucking her ass 'cause her pussy was so hot I just wanted to lick it and fuck it over and over she was forty and hot as hell wow I just felt lucky to have met her and then I ate a sandwich at a late night snack bar and then I felt stronger and then I met this tranny I thought would take it in the ass real good but she was scared in bed like my dick was too big yeah OK I knew the part she was playing or maybe she was for real and thought my dick really was too big whatever so I just put my clothes back on here's your money thank you and I went looking for someone else and then suddenly I just decided I just wanted a warm hole in someone nice like ass or pussy I didn't care I just wanted to feel good like not cheated like feel great like the woman I had fucked before made me feel you know like a fair deal like I was liked enough you know like something that at least feels good I was just probably too drunk and emotional or whatever I just wanted someone who could at least make me feel welcome and the first woman was out of question she was probably going home with the money I gave her may the gods bless the old girl she treated me real fine so I was wandering and then I saw this young woman and something inside me just told me to go ahead and so I did and thank the gods 'cause she was really sweet and she gave me good head and her pussy just felt like home for my dick oh boy how I needed to feel this going home thing I just came real hard and sweet up her pussy and then we talked a while she had plans for her future I did not have plans myself but I was really truly happy for her I really thought that it was good that if not me at least someone so nice had plans for the future.

Estou ciente e desejo continuar

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Sexy amputee

Eu sou tarado
Por uma muleta
Eu quero comer
Uma puta perneta

Eu quero comer
Uma puta perneta
Botar no cu
Em vez da buceta

Stepped into

Stepped into the whore bar. I was talking the real thing like telling what I really wanted was anal sex but the girls were not into it except the fifth one was a black chubby hot mama said she was up to it but it was a lie but it was OK I fucked her pussy and sucked on her big black tits and said OK I know you won't take it the ass and of course she pretended she would like in a minute or two just take it easy but I just went back and before I reached the bar I saw this hot slim blond and told her my thing and she said she was a tranny and I said no problem I just want to fuck some ass and she was all for it and so we went and her ass was so fucking hot I just kept going in and out and in and it felt so hot and crazy I just went on and on and on and on right into her hot tight hole and it just drove me crazy like I want to come in your ass are you gonna give this hot ass to me you beautiful wonderful good girl oh give your ass to me you bitch my love you are the best ass in Rio I love your ass yes please are you gonna give that ass to me yes you bitch my lovely you whore I love your ass I am gonna cum up your ass you sweet little beautiful bitch yes oh yeaaaaaah! And so I was so dazed after I came that I think I payed like three times what she asked and only noticed it after I was almost home it was fine really her ass was worth three times the price oh baby!

Carnaval in Rio 2011

- So how was Carnaval?
- Fun like when I was young!
- Followed all the blocos?
- No. Watched late TV hoping to see almost naked women!

Said he liked

Forgot where my car was so fuck it I mean the traffic was probably gonna be hell with all this Rio Mardi Gras whatever going on so I walked to the place and the drumming was good but I could not find any hard liquor being sold but then I remembered a friend of mine was living nearby he had this pocket bottle of booze that was mine you know the ones that are flat and it was full of booze I knew he wouldn't touch it 'cause he had lots of the stuff in big bottles but he was just tired and I knew he did not want to see anyone on this last Carnival day in Rio but still I found a pay phone and tried and it was hopeless and I got a little mad at him for not answering the phone but then again I knew he was my friend precisely because I was a bit of a loner just like him you know sometimes I just want to be alone for some time and it was too bad this time 'cause I didn't wanna talk I just wanted to grab my bottle and vanish back into the street party but he was not going to pick up the phone so I just slammed the receiver back into the pay phone and swallowed what little booze I had left and went home walking and then this black guy stopped me to ask where the party was and I told him the way and he said OK but why are you leaving and I said my booze was gone and he said maybe we can get some more at a nearby hotel and only then I noticed that he was kinda staring at me and smiling so I said sure let's go I knew a hotel on a side street that was cool with gay people so we went and got a room and a bottle of scotch and his cock was as big as the strawberry condom I put over it and he came hard in my mouth saying he loved his white bitch and then we took a shower and he washed me and started fingering my ass and I said you better get four fingers inside if you want me to take that big thing you have and so he did one by one and when the fourth finger went in I was going crazy so I said let's get out of this shower please I need your cock in my ass right now and he said he wanted another big kiss from his white bitch before giving it to me and he held me tight he didn't care my dick was hard against his belly he just kissed me a long time while massaging my buttocks and then he said let's get dry and get this up your ass and I said I wanted to lay face down but he said I was his bitch and he was gonna fuck me doggy style for a while and so he did and then I went face down and he was whispering all sorts of dirty names into my ear as he pounded my ass I was screaming and shaking with pleasure and saying oh give it to me harder and after a long while I was just panting and sobbing and saying that I loved him you know all this crazy stuff you say when you are really getting your brains fucked out and then he stopped and said it was time for me to take it doggy again and jerk off and soil the sheet with my spunk as he fucked my ass hard and I asked him to please please jerk me of a little as he pounded my ass and he said OK and my hard dick felt small his hand was so big he wanked me a long long time and all the while moving his dick in and out and around the inside of my ass until I said I was going to cum and he said cum for me and squeezed my dick a little harder and I let out a series of yelps as my cum flew down into the sheets like his dick was pumping it through my ass and out my cock and then I collapsed and he never took his dick out of my ass he just went back to whispering in my ear how I was a bad boy and how I was his little white bitch for that night and how he was gonna use my ass to his heart content and how he liked his little white bitch and my tight little white ass and then he went on moaning words I could not understand and with a series of grunts he shoot his load all the way up my quivering ass and we held still for a couple of seconds afterwards and then I got his dick out and turned around to embrace him and he rolled up and faced the ceiling with distant eyes for a second but I was busy staring at the ball of cum at the tip of his condom and then he kissed me again and said he had to go home to his wife but that he wanted to rest a little bit holding his little white bitch for a while if it was OK and I almost cried 'cause he was one of the most gentle one night stands I had ever had and I said nothing I just smiled and kissed his cheek and then we frenched some more and he said he liked the way I kissed.

So lucky

- All we can tell you for now is that you were walking down a street when a bullet hit you through the chest. You just had a couple of seconds to see that you were dying and now you are here. You are safe and this is not a test. We are just asking you to tell us, if you want to, about your life. Short or long story, you decide. Tell us what you think is important to let people know about your life. Or what you feel you must tell someone. Even just one word, if you feel it is the best way to tell your story.
- OK. Well, I was Brazilian. I used to like best English and History at school. I was over thirty when the 9/11 attacks happened. I saw the news on TV and thought right away that the whole world was in deep trouble. But eventually I gave up worrying about a society that just seemed to be a huge machine that killed people for money, either slowly or very fast. I didn't feel that there was something I could do except write some fiction that never would be published by the big shots and get drunk when I was not working at some office and that was it. Of course I fell in love with some women and men. Most people do. I hope they have mostly good memories of me. I guess I was lucky to get that much love. Some do not seem to get any. Not even some nice meaningless sex for a change. I can't say I understand the reason behind all this suffering. God knows I wish I did. I don't know why I was so lucky. I want to thank whoever it was that gave me such a lucky life. Face to face, if I may.

Really sincerely

- The problem is so many people show up for this Street Carnival and the bands are not amplified loud enough to be heard beyond a block so it ends up a tea party with people wearing costumes! You can't hear or see the band properly unless you get inside the mosh and the mosh is really not my thing anymore!
- You don't get it! Nine out of ten people are not here for the music!
- So why don't the idiots go straight to a brothel and get some ass or cock or whatever they really want and get the fuck off our Street Parties?!
- They want to hang around and believe themselves to be too hot for the others before they do it! And some are really sincerely looking for true love! Some are even looking for no-nonsense free sex!
- Let's go find some sex workers!
- Right on!

He paused a little

Me and this other guy from school went to see this movie. I was going to be ten in a few months but had to say I was alredy ten or the man would not have let me in. I probably looked eight but I suppose he figured my money was good and if I had the courage to lie just like that about my age without even blinking then I would not be scared by a giant gorilla fighting airplanes on top of two very tall buildings. I remember very well there was this close up of this huge cylindrical trunk going into a couple of wood circles in order to lock the white woman outside the savage village and leave her there for the big monkey. I told my older friend to look at that big trunk sliding into those circles and see if it reminded him of something and sure enough he paused a little and said it looked like a cock going into an ass and he was surprised and I was very happy that I noticed it first. I remember the woman screamed in terror and passed out as the big gorilla reached his hand to pick her up.

I crashed the car but no one was hurt

I crashed the car but no one was hurt and no one was there to see so I just left the useless piece of metal there and went on looking for another drink and found this bar and the women were friendly I quickly realised they were hookers so I told this hot one my dick was kinda on the bigger side and I wanted to fuck her ass she said OK if I fucked her pussy first to get her real hot and ready no problem her pussy was hot doggy style but soon I realised she was hoping I would come up her pussy and forget about her ass and I said you got your money thank you goodbye I'm gonna look for another girl and the other one I found heard this story and said she actually liked it up the ass and that my dick was not too big it was nice I said she was a good actress we laughed a lot and I fucked her ass a long time and then she asked me if I wanted some pussy sure why not and in a little while she smiled and called me a perv said she knew I wanted some more ass and I sure did and she went face down again and that was so beautiful her skin so much darker than mine and her hands opening those delicious cheeks for me to get all the way in oh man she was a priceless one even though she did have a price and was well worth it.

Yeah it is completely fucked the title code you

know so fuck it all who cares about all this kiss my ass yeah I hope you are having fun taking my dick up your ass you bitch I love you so much give your ass to me you cocksucking whore I love you I love you I love you you dirty whitey ashkenazy bitch I'm COMING YES I LOVE YOUR ASS YOU BITCH YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

EAT MY CUM AND

LIVE FOREVER

Give a

-Hey! What a surprise! Nice to meet you! You know I gotta tell you something! I know that you think you are shit but you are actually really special and you wanna know why? You were the last human being ever that I really tried to be monogamous with! Really! Nowadays I just say fuck monogamy I don't give a fuck for it if it doesn't happen naturally you know like without any planning involved! Otherwise I just say it is an artificially created idiot religion that just serves to control people by limiting their sexual pleasure so fuck off and die you stupid idiots if you can't see you are being fooled and if you are the ones using this crap ideal to control others I just hope you get horrible death in return you stupid mean asshole bastards! That said just fuck off and enjoy your life while you can you digital moronic weirdos and may the gods be merciful of your stupid asses!
- That is SO hot!

Society kills everybody and

savagery kills even faster

BITTER DRINK SWEET LIFE

not in

Then I knew I was in Cosmic Joke again. Cosmic Joke in my mind was the Candid Camera the spirits watched to see the living do idiotic stuff like I was doing that day. It all made sense on theory, of course. I left the office building and felt like a walk why not I just knew there was not going to be any messages on my answering machine it almost never happened so what was the hurry to get home where I could be reached by phone but wouldn't get any calls and also the traffic was heavy so I decided to walk for maybe half the way to my place if I was really into it and then I was walking all the way home and then I noticed I was near her job and it made sense too because it was the safest street it was already dark but I was worried I would bump into her and she would feel I was stalking her OK I was on the other side of the street and there was the building and sure enough there was someone looked just like her and two other girls going out the front door to get a sandwich 'cause they worked really late and I just looked straight ahead and never looked back I was scared into auto-pilot thank God I just went on without looking back I knew she didn't hate me but I felt she didn't want to see me again not in a long long long time. So I stopped a few blocks down the way to get some eat and then I went straight home to drink until I passed out in such a stupor I could almost believe in God but not in any church no I was too happy for that mind control crap I just drifted into a dream of some kind of Heaven where women were not easily offended by my clueless talk.

Sad or numb or something

- Read this aloud.
- Next time I met her we were standing in line for that same party only this time we were not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore and I couldn't believe how strange it was to look at her some girls are like that after you break up you just have no idea every time you meet them it is a surprise you really really can't predict your reaction I mean I like her and hope she meets someone right for her better than me I was way too unstable I don't know her whole story but I can guess she met one or two very abusive guys she can't deal with freaks like me she gets scared she will get beat up or maybe just weirded out by too strange behaviour she was right I was going to be too weird and maybe unfaithful which I don't mind but she did and once I screamed at her she would never admit it but I was there and I just know she mistakenly thought I was on the verge of punching her I never did that to a girlfriend I am not like that but we were together for maybe two or three weeks how could she be sure I understand that maybe that was when she started having doubts and eventually dumped me because she felt that maybe I was a bit too crazy to handle I just hope she is fine and I actually would prefer not to meet her for some time because every single time it was at least a little bit weird like something you know it can't work but all the same you feel sad or numb or something anything but OK so it is best for me not to talk to her for some time not even online.
- So? What do you think?
- Don't put this stuff online, man! She might get paranoid!
- It is already on. Let's pray she is too busy to read it. I really want her to be happy even if it means never being allowed to talk to her again.
- Don't get so dramatic, man.

Before the Easter Offensive

We had never heard of Gay Pride. We knew the Yankees were fighting the Commies in this place called Viet Nam or something but mostly we cared for my new red Monark 1972 bicycle for a couple of weeks right after hot as Hell Christmas 1971 below the Equator. Then one day we were out on the street after Lunch and people were just doing the siesta it was so damn hot only crazy restless kids like the two of us were out if the Commies or the Apache should make a surprise strike there would only be the two of us sheriffs to hold them back until the 7th of Cavalry would save us all from being burned at the stake or something we were in such a daze and it was so hot we considered doing something about our shorts maybe take them off and go around naked no that would mean big trouble if somebody's mother or sister saw us from a window we just rolled up the back of our shorts into some sort of primitive G string bikini thing we felt really brave like we were the sheriffs so we could look like sissies because everybody knew we were the good and brave protectors of the law and the good people and maybe even the sissies if they were not robbing banks or horses they were good people and as long as good people stayed together there would be no way the Commies or the Indians or the Bad Guys could win and every good person would get to do his or her job and get their fair money so everybody would be happy forever.

I understand

Idea for story: drunk guy looking for a tranny finds one with short blond hair and big tits and an awesome ass. He comes like crazy up her ass while holding those delicious big tits. Then she says they did it before like one year before on that same hotel room. He looks again and actually believes he remembers her. He is quite elated and tells her she is even hotter than she was one year before new haircut and all. He goes to a bar afterwards for one last shot of whisky. He stops at a fast food joint on his way home to get some burger and fries to go. Next day he wakes up to find the untouched burger and one big Coke on the fridge. He figures he was slurring so bad that the cashier heard big Coke instead of big fries. Only in Rio. Maybe also in other big cities where people speak portuguese. I understand the moaning is quite similar wherever you are.

Enjoy it

- Yeah I like it people don't die anymore they just move into some cooler social network and vanish from you and your old tired network and I can live with that I know some people did die but I can be happy with this dream that they either went to Heaven or some cooler social networking place on the web and are all right no need to worry that they might be destroyed no I have been brainwashed by the Catholic Church so I can hardly believe that anybody gets destroyed I just think that everybody goes to Heaven 'cause I can't belive a loving God would let a place like Hell even exist I can't believe in Hell except maybe right here in this crazy planet whatever get drunk and enjoy it while you can!
- Oh, give it to me! YEAH!

Reasonable thinking

She gets home twitching. Brazil is number one in speed use. Get skinny or get high or both whatever this fucking society is a personkiller so you might as well surrender to the Health Nazis who will kill you with guilt and low pay jobs if you don't get skinny enough to comply with their health standards tabs yeah fuck it she says I'm gonna get drunk otherwise I can't sleep I'm so fucking wired I should just go out and try to meet some hot woman for fucking Chrissake I need some booze to get mellow enough to really enjoy the action I don't know they told me Jesus loves me when I was a kid but I find it hard to believe that Jesus would send me to Hell forever just because I am a woman who likes to tongue some pussy I mean who the fuck am I hurting don't give me that shit about breeding when there are thousands maybe millions of orphans in the world and people must get pregnant fuck off why do you need a kid that looks just like you only to get killed by the starving orphans you could have helped but did not because you are so full of yourself you need a kid looks just like you like your face is so special no way even if you are an astounding beauty that only means you look like some astounding beauty from the past sorry to inform you that you are not that special yeah I would think you were a little more special if you would get out of this egomaniac trance and adopt someone but don't let my reasonable thinking stop you from going your moronic asshole way if you must oh I know I am not perfect either but I do feel that I am a little better than you in that if I wanted to raise someone I would adopt and give a chance to some unlucky kid yeah really you don't like what I think of you too bad that's freedom of speech you idiot everybody can say their stuff so fuck off!

Agnostic prayer

Dear Whoever in Heaven, if you really are there, please protect me from the people who just want me to be my true self and lead a happier life.

More like

- Do you have something against consumerism?
- Well, if you must consume yourself, suit yourself.
- You think you are pretty funny, don't you?
- I don't think that much, actually.
- A right clown, you are.
- More like center.

Simple plan

Make them sad or scared and they will buy more stuff.

Here in Rio de Janeiro

Aqui no Rio de Janeiro
Carnaval o ano inteiro
Pra onde tu olhar
Tem mais um pandeiro

bullshit translator

The warriors from planet Dahell were known to kill themselves when defeated, instead of surrendering, in order to die with honor.
Translates as: they knew they were gonna get fucked in the ass if they surrendered, so they killed themselves.

Rio mad bop two thousand eleven

Life will laugh at all your dreams
Then it will kill you
So get fun and pleasure screams
Before it is all past you

Rio blues two thousand eleven

Primeiro a vida ri dos teus sonhos
Depois ela te mata
Aproveite os prazeres mais loucos
Tudo logo acaba

Right after

eIt was not that he did not have the money. OK, he could not afford the comics. And it was summertime and he had no ventilator because he cut the cord of the one he had to use it to hang himself and then found out there was simply no place in the damn apartment to hang the cord from and he didn't want to go out looking for a tree he was shy he gave up the idiot could not even be brave enough to kill himself out in the street as a big Fuck You Goodbye to the universe and so there he was with a cordless ventilator which was a good thing for it was old and whinny and he eventually threw it away and had no money to get another one fuck it he was gonna read everything inside the book shop for free fuck them for having such a nice carpet where you can sit down and read the whole damn book shop when you only work like four hours a day for not much money fuck this system where you gotta work eight hours five days every week and even then your pay can be too small and nobody cares because you don't have enough money for them to care about you so fuck it all he was gonna read all the comics he could get his hands on for free and then go back and see if there were any phone messages but there were none the bitch said she would call and then of course she vanished for the whole damn weekend he could not belive how stupid he was for loving someone who clearly loved him but also clearly was not capable of being reliable when he needed it the most what the fuck was he complaining about at least she had a good job and did nost pester him for cash but her good job was fucking up her brain so she just forgot to call or whatever the fuck it was he did not care anymore he was pissed and would stay that way until she called at last and then of course he would be the happy idiot so very happy to hear from her maybe not maybe this time he would tell her to fuck off and shove her absent mind love up her ass fuck off my life you stupid useless egotistic snotty cow fuck you get the fuck out of my life who need this waiting I don't give a shit if you can't deal with your work or social life or whatever keeps you from taking a minute to leave a message in my answering machine instead of leaving me waiting in hell you heartless bitch I wish I would just die and leave you sick with guilt I love you so much it must be a disease this can't be healthy he was thinking and then he gave up thinking and dived into the comics and thanked the gods for the air conditioning in the book shop and when he went home to eat something out of the fridge he passed this unbelieveable reader she was taller than him and looked japanese and had a big ass he simply could not talk to the woman she was so beautiful he just went home and drank a big double shot of whiskie and passed out right after wanking.

Disbelief or dismay

The barbecue went into the night. We boys strayed into a secluded place in the woods. Took our dicks off to masturbate and show each other how big they were. I was small in stature. Looked younger than I was. So my dick was obviously the biggest by far. We were just a bunch of boys with almost no hair in our legs. I can still see the look of disbelief or dismay in some of their faces.

Jealous people deserve to get

cheated on

Ciumento merece ser

chifrado

shut up and write

Lonely? Write. Sad? Write. Suicidal? Write? Mass murderous? Write? Mutilation dreams? Write. Horrific psychotic sex fantasies? Write. Bored to death and endless afterlife? Write. Numb? Write. Vaguely sympathetic? Write. Strangely upset? Write. Absurdly annoyed? Write. Needing to talk about it? Write. Weirdly happy? Write. Feeling like dancing without music? Write. Very enthused for no reason? Write. In dire need to tell someone? Write. Absolutely ecstatic? Write. Really. Just shut the fuck up and dance. Then write.

divine sale

- Can't say I believe in God. I just pray automatically when I face great danger.
- You believe in God. You just don't believe in religious systems. Good for you. Most churches just want to sell you guilt and shame at absurdly high prices.

Title is

Grab my tits and fuck my ass!

Common cold ecstasy

Make music with mostly coughing sounds. Call it Common Cold Ecstasy.

Yeah it was me I shot them bastards

Yeah it was me I shot them bastards
Aimed it right between the eyes
They were rude and robbing sods
We shall meet in Paradise

homeboy

Our society regards 'home' not only as a place of rest from the
outside world, but also as a means of self-expression. It is a place
that we may decorate as we please, and keep as neat as we choose to.
If we live alone, that is. Dividing a home with someone else might
raise questions about how clean is clean enough, and which ornament
gets the spotlight. Some people worry so much about keeping their
place tidy that they verge on neurosis. Or so think the others.
Talking about it and reaching some form of compromise might help. It
is suggested that learning to leave clothes on the floor overnight
might help to ease the stress. Maybe if the other person moves objects
a little bit every day, the tidier one can slowly begin to accept that
complete control is impossible and unnecessary. Failing to reach an
agreement is not an option, if the people involved want a healthy
relationship.

not even my mother

The gods must be joking. The first woman I saw naked other than my mother I don't remember well except she was blond and we were pretty young like four or something and we just locked ourselves up in the garage and showed each other our things and they were looking for us and we just pretended we were hiding just for the fun of it and the adults pretended they believed us. Next time I saw a naked woman I was going to fuck her but she said she couldn't and I believed she was trying to avoid pregnancy because we were both nineteen or something but when I did fuck her a few days later there was blood and I asked her if she was sure she wasn't a virgin and she said she was sure and of course I later realised she was menstruating and I was an idiot. I fell in love with her but she said that was only because she was my first one. I felt really sad but later found it really nice of her not to fool me. I'd believe her lies. I was that much foolish. Then there was this communist skinhead girl with big tits and a really hot ass and a boyfriend who met me on the street the next morning and I thought he was going to kill me on the spot but he just invited me to go back and have breakfast with him and her and we just pretended I had not fucked her ass minutes earlier and I still don't know today what was he thinking maybe he was a true anarchist and didn't give a shit about monogamy. I went away on vacation and was foolish enough to think she would want to see me again when I didn't even phone her for weeks but when I came back she was just cold and I was sad but then again I figured it took me nineteen years to find a woman who would fuck me must mean I'm not that great or maybe I am too ugly I mean not even my mother thinks I am beautiful and I know this 'cause she was foolish enough to hint at it in my face and my father was foolish enough to tell her not to say a thing like that in front of the boy and so even though I still love my parents I must say this must be a joke or maybe my mother is crazy about ugly guys because my father looks a lot like me and much older what the fuck! Then there was this social democrat something woman who loved me for some six years but it was maybe too late for eventually she gave up I was already too crazy and what can I say? OK for you to think I'm crazy just leave me be and I won't cause you any trouble except maybe fuck your wife when you're away but if that upsets you I guess you are a crazy idiot because the real scandal is little kids getting hit by firebombs and surviving to lead a fucked up life. I am not mentioning the girls I only fucked once or twice without ever believing they loved me sorry girls I must be a great idiot so fucking what I'm gonna keep boozing and fucking for as long as I can and hopefully laugh at my weird luck I am not saying I have no luck but it does feel pretty weird sometimes. Then there was this lesbian who can't really be a total lesbian or she would not have had an orgasm with her panties on just by rocking up and down my shaft yeah I wanted to stick it up her but this lesbian shit was good I was so in love with her which was stupid because she might be a very fine lady today but she was just another stuck up egomaniac young woman and I can tell because I am a bit of an egomaniac myself for sure I mean even my fucking parents love me just because I am usually good with my manners which means I don't understand a fucking thing when people find me pretty interesting and even hot as hell oh I know different people have different tastes but I feel kinda weird. Anyway I just went dancing for an year or so no sex and then oh forget about it I just will end the story here no I am not dating anyone or having any serious relationship and I am really not even trying anymore the last time I really cared to try to be monogamous it was with this girl that was so hot and I loved her so but she just sent me away and I realised it is very difficult for anybody to meet someone who fucks the same number of times per month so yeah we didn't want it the same number of times and was either betrayal or one of us would say I quit and she was the first to say it and I said I was also feeling things were getting weird which was a mistake I should have asked her why but instead I just looked like a cold bastard or a crazy idiot I don't know I just hope she is doing fine I know I was the wrong guy for her for reasons I won't discuss except maybe say my madness wasn't doing her good I think. And then there was the sad mod girl. I was just fooling around with lots of people and I told her even my love for her was not going to make me stop for I did not believe in monogamy anymore except when it just happened out of the blue she said OK but eventually it was not OK for her at all and I just had to say that our thing was getting way too heavy it was horrible to see someone you love break down like that I hope she is alright but I can't even think about meeting her by chance on the street it will take me a couple of years to be cool about this I still can't believe something so good went so bad. So I decide there and then to drink and fuck and take love if it shows up and the biggest joke is on me for believing this is a feasible plan with the weird heart I have I mean who the fuck was I fooling!

some gals

- Some gals and some guys are crazy like that. You just wanna tell them: hey, just because I fucked you and/or
said I loved you or just looked at you it don't mean a thing today because it was in the PAST, OK? No hate. No crazy feelings. OK? I like you but I have a life. Don't get paranoid. If I don't say it loud and clear it is because I'm NOT trying to fuck you or anything. I'm just being friendly. Don't panic. You are quite safe. Really. Now turn off the internet for a little while.
- Yes! Deeper! Yes! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

easy monogamy

Monogamy can be easily 100% guaranteed if both partners are dead.

serious message of love

- Foi assim que eu desisti de tentar a monogamia. Se rolar monogamia, rolou. Nada contra. Inclusive nada contra as mulheres e homens que tentaram tipo usar a monogamia comigo. Ou fingiram que tentaram. Muito agradecido de verdade e sem nenhuma ironia porque eu sei que mentir por amor vale muito mais que o amor que gerou a mentira porque a verdade francamente parece uma coisa de outro planeta que desconhecemos totalmente e fingimos que sabemos pra manter aquela cara de quem sabe que a gente adora fazer pra ficar com cara de inteligente e bem-intencionado e difere totalmente da realidade que duvido que saibam qual seja inclusive eu. Se tiver brabo de entender eu explico. Todo mundo quer muito parecer superior mas somos todos um bando de babacas esnobes. Duvido que exista quem seja menos babaca que eu ou qualquer pessoa. Estou falando inclusive dos idiotas fundamentalistas que eu mataria sem pensar se me atacassem. Todo mundo no mesmo grau de babaquice que eu e todo o resto da humanidade. Desculpe informar isso. Agora vai fazer da vida o que achar melhor sem pensar no que os outros pensam e foda-se o resto.
- Why the anger? Your dick is bigger than mine, and I am on the up side of average!

decode at once

Ela Encontrou o Homem Sincero

- Minha linda, é o seguinte: nem sempre eu falo a verdade. Não vou te contar se eu tiver alguma doença grave, mesmo que seja sexualmente transmissível. Não vou te contar se eu passar o rodo na balada em homens, mulheres, travestis, e sei lá quem mais, mesmo que eu não use camisinha. Não vou comer a tua buceta se puder escolher comer a tua bunda. Não vou te contar se eu usar ou abusar da birita ou de qualquer outra coisa, mesmo que seja ilegal. E ainda por cima vou negar com a maior cara de pau qualquer prova, mesmo verdadeira, de que estou mentindo. Tá bom esse amor pra tu, meu amor?
- Tu mente mal pra caralho, hein? Quer que eu acredite nisso?

real man thing

I got in the cab. Cute driver. Like real man thing. I don't know how we ended up talking about women. He said I sounded wise. And casually asked where did I live. And I avoided the question using my talkative freak style. Told me he was not using condoms with his present woman because she was too hot for condoms or something. I told him she could get pregnant even if he took it out before shooting his load. Never told him where was my borough. Bisexuals that believed that some asses were safer than others were not my dish.

old enough

Idea for story: drunk man meets a tranny he knows walking the streets. At the hotel she shows him a film she made on her cell. Another beautiful tranny that is the new girl on the street. She says the new girl is only seventeen but don't tell a soul. OK. He fucks the old enough one in the ass and goes home in a happy daze.

not the white stuff

Idea for story: man gets drunk. Meets tranny walking the streets. At the hotel she says she has some cocaine. He says he is already too crazy. Gives her the money and goes away without sniffing or having sex. Walks around a bit looking for some other hot tranny. Gives up. Goes home and wanks before falling asleep in a drunken smiling stupor.

ASSFOOK

sugaristas radicais

- Os que zombam do Profeta Sugardaddyus serão mortos! Obrigado por me escolher para o ataque suicida! Foi porque eu sou o que mais ora?
- Não, foi porque sua futura viúva é a mais gostosa do grupo!

Onde vamos

Cada vez na arte acontece um ritual. Sempre tem o fundo que lembra o primeiro ser primitivo que pintou seu corpo ou cantou ou bateu duas pedras num ritmo que se repetia. E continuamos repetindo. Continuamos acreditando ou tentando inventar um sentido. Um lugar pra onde vamos.

Summertime Booze

Do lado de fora
De cada janela
Reina o calor

Do lado de dentro
Esquerda do centro
Tem mais um amor

Entenda quem possa
O tamanho da fossa
Imagem e cor

Sorria quem possa
Do lado de dentro
Tem mais um amor

Menino sabido

Tirei um pedacinho de meleca seca do nariz. Lembrei que estava sem lenço. Não olhei pros lados. Recoloquei cuidadosamente no nariz.

GIVE US MONEY AND YOU WILL FEEL SPECIAL

ONE PRIVATE DELUXE TOILET FOR EVERY HUMAN BEING

DRIVE SAFE IF YOU CAN'T PAY FOR EXPENSIVE FACE RECONSTRUCTION

DESVIO PARA O PENTELHO

LIKE 99% OF CONTEMPORARY ART INCLUDING THIS SHIT HERE IS BORING TO 99% OF PEOPLE

TRUTHFUL SELF-PORTRAIT

SMALL CHAT

- Hey! I only go and vote because the LAW forces me to do so, OK? So I just try and vote for the ones I hope will NOT fuck us over too much, OK? This is RIO DE JANEIRO in 2010! Deal with it!
- Easy, man! I was just trying to make some small chat before giving you head!

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