NAME OF THE BAND: PLANET CUCKOLD

Name of their top 100 sellers CD: We are PC.

LIKE CRAZY

This friend invited me to this shemale spot. She said this was a gay bar with lots of very friendly shemales. Even she had had some taste of hard shemale butt sex up her ass right there in a private room. It was like oh wow if the shemales were even fucking GIRLS in the ass that was certainly the best underground point ever. So we went there to see what was up. This very strong black shemale was looking like she wanted a sex marathon. When she looked at me for the third time I just went crazy. I simply went up to her and said she was pretty hot looking with all her muscles and all. She looked at me like she was licking her lips inside her mind. She asked me if muscles made me horny. I said muscles made me very very horny and gave her my best horny slut smile. Then she asked me to have a drink with her inside her private room. Any drink at all. She was paying for it. So we went inside. Pretty soon we just forgot our drinks and started kissing very hard. She was very macho and started fingering my asshole as she stuck her tongue very deep inside my mouth. Then she told me she could not handle it anymore. She simply HAD to put her cock deep inside my mouth. I was very happy to give her head. She was the perfect size for my mouth. Pretty soon I was begging her to stick her cock up my ass. She did not think twice. She simply gave it to me all the way in. And I just came like crazy at once. She didn't need to do anything else. I was just screaming with pleasure from feeling her dick inside me. Not in my pussy. Deep in my ass. I just came like crazy.

ONE TWO THREE

Good night! We are glad that so many of you came to see us play. We hope the noise we make will make you have fun. The name of our band is ITEPAV. Eat Eh Pav. That means Impossible Tocar Essa Porra Ao Vivo. Which means Impossible to play this shit live. Yeah. This show will NOT sound like the songs you found on the internet. We believe we sound much better live. Hope you enjoy it. ONE TWO THREE FUCK!

FRAGMENT FROM UNIDENTIFIED REPORT N. XXXXXXXX

He told us he was S.A.D. That means Social-Anarcho-Democrat. According to him.

KEEP THEM

I understand your short stories with sex workers are based on your life?
And I understand you hope to use me to meet shemale prostitutes.
Not really. I did not write these questions.
Good fiction writers are good liars.
So you just made it all up?
Some of it.
Can you be more specific?
Why analyse it so much?
The readers are curious.
Keep them that way.

FLOWERS FOR

It sometimes is as a poet said before with much prettier words. People do not give you flowers for waking them up when they are dreaming. They fire their guns at you.

AS HE POURED US A DRINK HE EXPLAINED

We must burn everything down in order to build a new society that will be just the same as before.

DURING THE NIGHT

The point: we have gathered intelligence that indicates that vegetables are going online. Not vegetative state patients. We mean plants that look like any other plants but are smart enough to pick up smartphones during the night and create fake social networking service profiles to interact with humans and other vegetables online. It seems they spend lots of time exchanging messages about the possibility of mind control of plants over humans. So far, their main objective appears to be having the nearby human change the music that is playing on the stereo.

DAVE WAS HIT BY A CAR

Dave was hit by a car and died right there
Laura died in her sleep
She thought it was the flu
It was meningitis
Bill died of drug overdose
Jerry crashed his car and flew off a cliff
Tom and Sidney fell from a mountain
Max had a heart attack and died at once
Anya drove her car into an oil spot
She died crashing into the trees
Candy died of AIDS
Susana died of cancer
Pamela died of cancer
Julia died of cancer
Fred jumped off a cliff
Harvey crashed his car into a truck
He died along with his family
And I don't know what the fuck
Is all that supposed to mean

MAYBE THERE IS NO WHY

We were not sure she would want to see me. Or anyone. Her sister told me it was a matter of days. She told me the cancer was a bad one. She was a goner and maybe I should see her at the hospital one last time for she was quite probably never getting out. She was just taking these massive morphine shots. When I went in she said she liked the colour of my shirt. I was speechless. She was still the very white and very slim girl I knew. But she was falling asleep every couple of minutes. And she was staring at the infinity half the time. Like she was only there about half the time. I just stared and smiled. Then I touched her hand and left. In her soul she was a queen. She was royalty in her spirit. Her soul payed for her good heart. Yes I think she died at 44 because she really felt sorry for the humans. And I am so sorry she cared. Yes I am not sure they deserved her love. Poor idiots. Oh sister why. There is no why, I guess. Oh how I wish I knew for sure.

THEN I FOUND THIS REDHEAD WHO WAS TOTALLY INTO

SUCKING COCK SO I WAS VERY HAPPY TO LET HER SUCK MY DICK FOR A WHILE AND BOY WAS SHE GOOD OH YES VERY GOOD OH YES SUCH A GOOD GOOD GIRL. I REALLY LOVED HER FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES MAYBE TWENTY MINUTES OH GIRL OH HONEY YESSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WELL THE THING IS THAT THEY ARE TOO AFRAID TO

FUCK SO THEY DANCE INSTEAD

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

This new scientific research by the Birch Althusser Institute has found out that 99% of the Brazilian women that are against legal homosexual marriage really do very badly need to give oral sex more frequently. As for the Brazilian men who are against it, 99% are already sucking cock very hard very frequently, but please please please don't tell a soul.

NO GAME

Let's play this game. You need cash very badly. You go to the hooker spot. You figure you will let some guy come inside your pussy with a condom over his dick. Maybe do a couple of guys. One after the other. Two fucks and you are off. Maybe three. Then this guy shows up. He will pay good money but he wants your ass. You drink some more to get into it. Then you do it. Maybe you even enjoy it. Maybe you ask him to fuck your pussy and your mouth a little bit and then go back to fucking you in the ass until he comes like crazy. It is no game. It is real. What do you say? I mean it. Really. I say we do it now!
Me too. Let's do it now.

VERY BEAUTIFUL

So. Did you fuck her or not?
Nah. She got this fetish.
What fetish?
Only with the very beautiful.

WE WANT TO SUCK THE

COCK OF THAT JENNIFER ANUSTON CLONE

WE WANT TO SUCK

THE COCK OF THAT BRAD PRIK CLONE

WE WANT TO

SUCK THE COCK OF THAT SHAVED HEAD BRITNEY CLONE

WE WANT

TO SUCK THE COCK OF THAT BOBBY GILLESPUNK CLONE

WE

WANT TO SUCK THE COCK OF THAT LAURIE AMBERSON CLONE

SOME PEOPLE WANT YOUR MIND

Some people want your mind
Some people have a blast
Oh Johnny honey
We just want your ass

OH HONEY

Yeah right like absolutely completely totally awesomely weirdly freakely eh uma bicha louca rock'n'roll dos anos sessenta. And as you walk into the Garden Of Day Glo Delites you see that everything is so fucking perfectly awesomely all right. Oh honey babe you fucking whore and love of my life you please please tell me that everything is gonna be all right oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh please give me pleaseure you fucking bitch you fucking whore I love you I love you yes I love you really deep in the ass please give me your ass oh please give your ass to me right now oh honey.

REALLY DO REMEMBER

It will all quite probably be deleted sooner or later. Yes. Your thoughts. Your dreams. Your memories. Your poetry in verse or prose. Your drawings. Your photos. Your electronic paintings. Your everything digital. Everything digital. Yes. Believe it. Deal with it. You are what people really do remember.

PASS OUT THINKING

She is brown. Big tits. Big belly. Big ass. I really would love to fuck that ass. But it probably won't happen. Because I'd have to go to California maybe. Ask around. And she is quite probably too expensive. So I am quite probably going to just drink some more booze and pass out thinking of her ass real hard.

HIT IT

This song we gonna play now has no lyrics. Maybe some grunts. I am telling you this because some of you might want to go home. Or maybe stay further away from the amps. I know some of you must be thinking we are already playing at maximum volume but this is a new trick we do nowadays. We were actually with all switches up to nine. This last song we're gonna turn everything up to eleven or something. Yeah. Because we need this to be loud. It has no lyrics but it is pretty serious. It is about how all of us quit marijuana and use vodka and caipirinha instead. Our friends too. We just don't want trouble. We know this War On Drugs is really a War On The Poor after all. And we just quit this madness. Now we just seek slow death using booze. The name of the song is Before The End Of The War. HIT IT!

ANY NEW STUFF

We can't publish that. It is too rambling.
Like this band we are listening to.
They didn't sell many records.
Not immediately.
We need to sell books. Immediately.
The sales will pick up quickly.
We won't bet on this book. Sorry.
You know this is good stuff.
Good or bad, we want what sells.
But this one is dirty enough!
Tell him to cut half of it.
He won't do it! You know that!
Then it's no go. Sorry.
What am I gonna tell him?
To keep his day job.
Just that? Keep his day job.
And let us see any new stuff.

GUESS MAYBE

Yeah thinking about good old times when we were thinking about very good even older times. I just realised as I saw her photo that I would love to travel back to that exact night and tell her that I would do anything at all as long as it would make her want like crazy to be fucked deep and hard in the ass by me right there and then. You know time travel does not exist. So what I really did was turning on the fan to make the fever mosquitoes stay away. Then I wrapped a t-shirt around my neck and did my own thing to my fantasies of time travel anal sex until I just had to get up and have one last vodka shot before I fell into a stupor and then into sleep. With my dick in my hand I guess maybe.

AFTER TWENTY YEARS OR SO

Now that is a really good good good girl yes. She is very very white and loves it in the ass even more because the guy doing her ass is not very white and then he is taking it out of her ass and just shooting his load right into her mouth. She loves to be used like that. As for me I just hope the next sex worker I fuck is just as hot. Yeah all of this went on really many years ago. But somehow it is a present reality in my dreams because all this old school fucking just makes me hot even after twenty years or so. Whatever.

INVISIBLE 25 WOMAN

She is a good girl you know like 25 but looks 19. I just thank god or the gods or my luck whatever thank you very much for her sexy photos. Like spreading her cheeks and showing her delicious asshole and then another photo with her ass covered with sperm she looks just like the moment you understand the universe and feel good to be alive. Well yes I know the human race is quite probably going to destroy itself out of pure ignorance but before that we are going to do some wise and loony sexy art yes indeed. Or so I hope. I believe.

IT WAS

We decided on the spot that we would call the band CFC and tell people it meant chlorofluorocarbon. But the secret meaning of it was Complete Fucking Chaos.

MAKE GOOD

At the end of the movie they forgave each other for having just slept with someone else. Their love was more important. I guess. They didn't talk much but started kissing. So it figures. Roll the credits. Walking out it occured to me that maybe they made love right away. Without even taking a shower or cleaning up in any other way. Maybe he wanted to give her oral sex while she was still dirty from having sex with another man. Then I just knew right there on the spot that I would make good money writing scripts for the movies.

BALADA DO RUSSO OU QUALQUER OUTRO

Por favor mais vodka
Eu sei que bebi demais
Mas preciso mais ainda
Em casa na rua no cais

Nossa sociedade
Nossa natureza
Quer a morte
Mais e mais

Nas linhas de montagem
Nas guerras
Nas mesas especiais

Em toda parte
Sempre uma arte
Cada vez mais capaz

Eu sigo tonto
Na morte encontro
Enfim a minha paz

EVERYBODY IS

There was a good side to this awful financial or whatever crisis. As I was still sort of rich. I decided to give money to this quite probably flop of an art project. But the lesbian couple behind it had to please me in a very special way. The fact that they agreed to it was a revelation in itself. To them. Or so I hope. For they had to have sex with me for the art money. Yes. I made the dyke one take my dick up her ass while the lady one was to stick her tongue up my ass. They played their parts very well. Indeed. Maybe they came to the conclusion that everybody is really bi deep inside. I certainly came.

ALL THE TIME

- We see more and more men that see life in a way that, in the past, was considered exclusive to women. These are men that are not homosexual, but do think and feel like women.
- Yes. They change their minds all the time about everything and have no idea what clothes they really want to wear for tonight's party.

WEARING SUNGLASSES IN THE RAIN

Wearing sunglasses in the rain
No past no future and no pain
Raindrops so silver it's insane
No past no future and no pain

ALL HAIL THE AMERICAN

deep backside

YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO BE

too young to understand

RAIN IS BEAUTIFUL

only on a movie screen

THAT WAS THE YEAR I WENT INTO WITH MY COCK IN MY HAND

That was the year I went into lost in the burning sands

ONLY GOD CAN TELL

Why do I still believe

NÃO TE AMO

Não te amo
Meu amor

WE KEEP BUILDING

We keep
Building
With anger
Building
With love
Building
With contempt
Building
With fear
Building
With tenderness
Building
For no reason
Building
To live

HELP SAVE THE HUMANS

Only 7 billion of them left

TOUGH MOTHERING

- And how do they deal with sadness?
- My daughters are tough. They used to cry. I started beating them into unconsciousness every time they even sobbed. Now they just shut up and accept their luck without even a frown.

MONOGAMY IS A STUPID RELIGION

If you only do it to feel accepted

CONDOM FETISH

- One last question. Today is Fight Sexually Transmitted Diseases Day. What is your message to your young fans on that subject?
- Do it like I do. I just look at people, whoever they are, and think that it is very much possible that they got too drunk four days ago and had anal sex without condoms with a person that is sick but looks OK. I mean deadly sick. If you think like that when you look at every hot thing you meet, you will probably want to use condoms all the time. I think having a condom fetish is very very very hot.

DEEP INSIDE MY BRAIN

He just gave me his tongue. And I heard this song. Deep inside my brain. Please do it again.

DREAM IT IS ALRIGHT

Because she kissed me. I don't wanna die tonite. I just want to hold her. And dream it is alright. Because she kissed me. Everything might turn out fine. I just want to love her. And dream it is alright.

IF I KILL MYSELF TONITE

If I kill myself tonite I want to say I am sorry. I wish I was stronger. I wish I had more faith in the future. But the thing is I will just get drunk instead. So sorry for some people maybe. I will not be dead. Not tonite. I think. Whatever.

WHAT I REALLY WANT NOW

What I really want now is to be able to pass out in a drunken stupor in the arms of a loving friend. This kind of blessing can be so rare at times that it just makes perfect sense to pray for it even if you are an atheist or just your regular happy agnostic bloke. May the purse be with you.

QUITE PROBABLY WHATEVER

People like me style dancing wild good guy drunkard man or something. What can I say but warn them that I am the weird cosmic damaged egomaniac with a heart of gold or some other very expensive metal yes I might be nice but I might be awful because I am that kind of egotistic western freaky bastard or whatever. Quite probably whatever.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED

She said she wanted
To suck my tood
I said be gentle
And do me good

SHE SAID BLOW ME

She said blow me
She meant it
Showing her cock

I said thank you
Went dancing
Had to rock

ESTAMOS SEMPRE EM

Estamos sempre em
Outro lugar

Fantasmas
Bem atentos

Preocupados
Agitados
Sonolentos

Sempre aqui
Em outro lugar

Sonhando
Clicando
Pra não chorar

BEFORE THE END

He made me wear these fake leather panties with a hole that was made for him to fuck my ass. Told me to take it doggy. Started screaming a list of our former presidents as he fucked me. He came like crazy in my ass before the end of the list.

WANTED YOU TO PLEASE

- Problem was when he got really really drunk. He said he liked me a lot and I said "Thanks!" and stuff and he said he knew I didn't like him and I felt like leaving the party at once!
- That was just his way of saying that he wanted you to please please let him suck your dick.

WITHOUT EJACULATING

I jerked off wearing a condom. Not gonna ejaculate all over the bed I was gonna use. I did it a couple of times. Then I did it one more time using two pillows to sandwich my cock. It was like fucking a headless woman. Weird and hot. I came without ejaculating and took a rest to get my lungs back in proper rhythm again. Then I decided I wanted to ejaculate for the third time. My hand did a great job one more time. Then I answered the phone. This hot friend asked me if I was busy. I felt sorry for a second or two. No way I was going to be able to get it up for that awesome pussy. But then she told me she wanted me to have dinner with her and her new boyfriend. Not getting inside a pussy never felt so sweet.

TUDO BEM AS PESSOAS SEREM FELIZES

CONTANTO QUE FINJAM ESTAR SILENCIOSAMENTE ENTEDIADAS EM PÚBLICO

I AM OK WITH PEOPLE BEING HAPPY

AS LONG AS THEY ACT SILENTLY BORED IN PUBLIC

NATURAL HORMONES

AND GARTER BELTS

PORN FOTONOVELAS

- What is it exactly that you do as a text director?
- I make sure that the text on our porn fotonovelas never quite properly fits the photos.

SPEED UP

- What can I do when the web is too slow?
- Keep some very interesting book at hand.
- How would that speed up my web surfing?
- As soon as you start reading some very good stuff, the next page will load much faster.

WHERE THE COPS HAVE NO NAME

I wanted fun
Now I want to hide
I want to find out a hole
And then jump inside
I'm willing to bribe to prove
That I'm not to blame
Where the cops have no name

I don't wanna feel a slap on my face
I don't want to disappear without a trace
I'm ready to beg and to cry in shame
Where the cops have no name

Where the cops have no name
Where the cops have no name
Some are screaming
But it won't suffice
Without big law guys
There to declare
That you are clean
Whatever that means

The city's confused
Our fear turns to dread
We could get bullied and beaten
And maybe shot dead
Don't know who to trust
So jump on a plane
Where the cops have no name

Where the cops have no name
Where the cops have no name
Some are screaming
But it won't suffice
Without big law guys
There to declare
That you are clean
Whatever that means

DON'T BELIEVE THE RIPE

DA DADA DON'T BELIEVE THE RIPE

FUCK THE HUMORLESS BUT

DON'T INVITE ME TO IT

KINDNESS IS

SHOCKING

BELIEVING IS

SKIING

SLIMMING

FATTENS

EMAGRECER

ENGORDA

SILENCE EQUALED DEATH

When I arrived at my door I heard a dog barking next door. So they had gotten a dog. It would bark every time it smelled one of the neighbours arriving. It was a shrill bark. I figured it was too small to do anything but be crushed by a true invading criminal. So maybe the idea was to have some more noise in their lives. The kids were older and quieter. Too much silence equaled death for them. Perhaps. I was not going to ask why. I decided it was one more sign that I should keep softly playing noisy music all the time on my stereo. I had a new slightly unpleasant noise added to my list of unwanted sounds I had to deal with. I drank to that until I felt very sleepy. Then I showered. Then I ate some instant noodles. I woke up with an open book by my side.

SURE IT IS A SICK JOKE

Sure it is a sick joke about innocent people who got murdered. But if you believe in the afterlife then you can laugh because they are fine. And if you believe they were destroyed forever you can laugh because having them here for a short time is better than not at all. I MEAN WAKE THE FUCK UP AND KNOW YOU ARE FREE TO LAUGH. Get a gun if it makes you feel safer. Either way you surely have the right to defend yourself. And fuck the humorless. They should shut the fuck up and grow up. Please?

MAKE NO MISTAKE

We cannot prove the existence of any god or meaning to this life. We just believe it or not and then again what really matters is how nice we are to each other. Maybe. The fuck we know but we sure suspect that love and science might take us higher. We mean we need both. Get used to it.

BLESS THE DAY

Yeah I was painting this canvas that was so big I had to push everything in my living room to the walls just to unroll it on the floor. It was going on for weeks. Then this hot female friend called me on the phone and decreed that I needed to dance and have some fun. She was so right. We danced a lot and then I took her back to her place. She did not invite me up to her pad. But she kissed me on my neck instead of my cheek when we said goodbye. That was the closer I ever got to having sex with her and I was happy like crazy. Last time I saw her she was fatter and even hotter. Maybe some day. Maybe not. So what? I bless the day I met her. Wish I knew the precise date. And then again who needs to know the exact day? Not anyone I know or heard about. Keep on if you believe.

SOME OTHER

She saw a cab and yelled for it. Her loud voice surprised me. The fact that the driver heard it and stopped was even more surprising. We were in one of the biggest cities of the planet. Even on a side street, it was a surprise for a human voice to be heard through the glass of the car's windows and above the noise. I figured that in ten or twenty years this would be no surprise at all and instead a true remembrance of what by then would be thought of as a Golden Age or some other delicious delusion. She was not surprised at all. She just gave me a warm smile as she got into the cab. I smiled back and turned to walk East.

IT WAS REALLY NOTHING

It was really nothing
No drugs
No booze
I was just happy
For no apparent
Reason

It scared him
Witless
Right there
On the street

I was aloof
He pretended
He never
Saw me

So cute
When he told me
So worried
That I looked
Insane

I told him
I was fine
Just happy
No reason

But no reason
This time
Made sense
Was fine

WE WANT TO BELIEVE IT ALL

We want to believe it all
In a drunken stupor
We nearly hear voices
Nearly stand for

Dead ideas of old
We feel
And yet dunno
Not too late
For another drink
Please hold me
Pretty one

NO ONE DESERVES TO SUFFER

Don't you fucking answer the phone on your birthday?
Aw, I just turn into doctor House and mister Hyde, so I prefer to vanish and avoid bipolar jolts that no one deserves to suffer.

NINGUEEM MERECE VER

Tu naum atende o telefone no niver naum, porra?
Ah, no meu niver eu viro uma mistura de doctor House e mister Hyde. Prefiro sumir pra evitar cenas bipolares que ningueem merece ver.

MEANING: NOTHING

OTHER POSSIBLE MEANING: LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

HELP TO KEEP FAST FOOD FAST

WEIRD AND NICE

Students skipped school. Students danced and got drunk at a party in an apartment. Students clashed with the police. Students drove to a faraway beach to bathe naked. There were also some strange and surreal scenes. I felt a bit spaced out after the movie. It felt a bit weird to get these strange sensation just from watching a movie. It felt weird and nice at the same time. I went for a drink and some paid sex. The usual stuff.

OLHEI AS GARRAFAS

- Aqui não tem heroína.
Olhei pro lado e um desconhecido sorria pra mim. Decidi na mesma hora que ele não estava me chamando de junky. Decidi ainda que não queria ser amigo dele. Talvez fosse um cara legal. Mas eu sorri e respondi:
- Nem herói.
Voltei ao que eu fazia quando ele falou comigo. Olhei as garrafas na prateleira. Pedi uísque puro. Paguei. Virei a dose num gole. Fui embora.

YEAH I LOVED HER FACE

Yeah I loved her face
All covered in spunk
Forever in print
My photo punk

She looked so happy
In the magazine
Smiley drippy
She was my dream

AND THEN UP

Those nights I needed to get drunk to be able to talk to the sex workers. So I walked around and around with this plastic glass of booze until I saw this girl I knew. She was very friendly. She took me up her pussy and then up her ass until I came like crazy. Then we had some snug time until I said I wanted some more pussy and she was deliciously all for it. AH YES oh yes she took it like a good girl and then she let me fuck her doggy style for a lovely while until I WAS COMING LIKE AN H BOMB UP THAT HOT HOT SLIT OH BABE GIVE THIS HOT PUSSY TO ME AAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BETTER HOTTER DAYS

Yeah sure we were watching some videos at some friends' place. I was too drunk and anyway she was with her dotter. Maybe some other nite I would fuck her hot holes. That nite I was only gonna be sorry for her dotter being there to stop us. Without even trying. Just being there was enough for her to fuck up our plans. So I gave up and dreamed of better hotter days. Those were the nights. Sometimes the past is like that.

EVEN FELT

Yeah I had a bad feeling about Tranny Spot One. Gave up before talking to the girls there. Same thing with Tranny Spot Two. Tranny Spot Three was empty except for one that was going away with two guys. Too late for me. But then Gal Spot One saved me. This chubby gal I was sure I knew. This time I asked her for anal sex and she was totally OK with it. Like one delicious hot ass MAN oh MAN! She was so hot I even fucked her up the pussy for a little hot hot while. Oh sweet delicious chubby gal! That night I thanked the gods for gals like that sweet chubby one. Yeah I even felt hopeful.

BIG DICKED ALIEN FAGGOT

I was illegal in Detroit. This hot American chubby white slut was working at my job. Like real hot white chubby babe with fair black hair. Office bitch written all over her face. I just waited for her one night I knew she was working late. When she came out the office she went into the ladies restroom. I knew it was empty. I went inside right after her with my hard cock out for her to see. She was faking surprise for a few seconds and then she was on her knees sucking my pole like it was her oxygen lifeline. I just enjoyed her hot lips for a few minutes. Then I told her to get on all fours and be a good silent girl. She smiled and complied. I just went on fucking her in the ass for a long long time. I told her she was a lovely lovely bitch with the best ass in town you know the usual con man babble and I did believe it while using her sweet sweet ass oh baby oh oh OH OH YES OH man that was the hottest fuck in a long long while. She told me she would suck the cocks of the cops before she would let me get sent back to my country for being an illegal alien. And I said I would help her by licking their balls as they came in her mouth and she laughed and said I was her hot big dicked alien faggot and I said this faggot wants to come again real deep in your big beautiful ass YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

OUTSIDE ANY SIGN

In this dream my hometown was strangely empty. Almost no people out on the streets. The sky was purple all over. Neither me nor anyone else looked surprised by this impossible sky. Then a man came up to me and said he was surprised that I was back home and never called him up. He looked vaguely familiar. As I was about to ask him who he was, we heard a loud roaring sound and turned to see this gigantic wave crashing down the street. The sea was coming up! We ran so much the air felt incredibly cold in my eyes and ears and then he said it was OK for us to stop. It was dark all around. Like we had run into some desert outside any sign of the city we had just left. Are we dead?, I asked him. Who isn't?, he said. And laughed. I looked up close at a scratch in my arm and noticed I was some unbelieveably realistic cyborg. Laughing too, I looked back at my old forgotten friend and he looked exactly like me.

TOUGH ART

Dress up with clothes that make you look like an elite squad cop. Carry a pistol in the holster. Loaded. If the laws where you live prevent you from using a real pistol, use the best replica you can find. Go about your everyday life like you don't know you look like a cop. If asked about it, just say you dress like that because the clothes feel comfy. Say you don't mind looking like a cop. If people try to beat you up or shoot you, remember to obey the law.

BE HAPPY NOW

More than twenty years later I was an adult talking to one of his boys. Maybe one year from adult status boy. For sure adopted. So we sat at the snack bar of my small town teenage years. What could I do? I wasn't into young men. But I tried to say I was fine with odd behaviour. Like maybe he should be a musician if he really really wanted it. Maybe he got my hidden message that being gay was fine if it was his thing. I was trying to tell him that without being direct. I think he got it. Sure I will never know. But I feel he felt weird some way or another and I just gave him the OK to go and be as he was. I was almost as old as his stepfather friend of my family. Well I just hope he got the message that freedom was real to anyone who just did it. Like secretly telling him to believe in himself. I hope he is happy today. If I ever go to my hometown again to see how's it going I do hope I meet him by chance and find he is doing whatever consensual sex makes him happy now. Yeah I believe all good people should be happy now. There really is no other time. I guess. Who knows? Maybe I'm in for an eternal sweet surprise.

PLEASE LIVE IN FEAR AND SADNESS

Please live in fear and sadness
So we can sell you food
And sex
And call it happiness

SPIES WITHOUT FRONTIERS

We live in airports and hotels
We design your brand new fears
We play and kill and jingle bells
We are Spies Without Frontiers

BILOCATION OR SOMETHING

Suddenly I was walking down a street very early in the morning with no one in sight. As I looked at my clothes I noticed I was wearing the same shirt I had went to sleep with. Like I had stood up in a trance and put my trousers and shoes on and went sleepwalking or something. The thing was I also felt like I was lying in bed sleeping. Bilocation or something was what I thought explained this seeing and feeling two places at once. Then everything went sort of gray like some liquid smokescreen as I heard some sort of loud noise in my ears like loudspeakers bursting out of order with some strong scratching sound. That woke me up at once like maybe I was afraid of jumping into some other dimension or maybe I had just sort of falled back into my body that was really in bed all the time. I looked outside my window and it was too dark for me to really have been out there unless I had been simultaneously not only in two different places in space but also in time. I knew that street was somewhere in my city. I tried to make sense of this vivid strange dream. Was it some kind of message? I decided the gods wanted to tell me my shirt was cool enough to be worn outside in broad daylight and went back to sleep.

FUCKED ME AT LEAST TWO TIMES

Thanks for all the women who
Fucked me at least two times
They sure deserve a medal
For doing this cute swine

SPECIALLY WHATEVER

So many hot women as I walked the streets
Women I would never fuck for they
Didn't want me
Women I would never fuck for I
Didn't have the time
For fake romance
For the lies they wanted
I just wasn't into it
I wanted to write
Bad poetry or whatever
Specially whatever

SPOOKONOMICS

The good informant dies in an accident right after telling the whole shocking story. Sometimes before that.

WITHOUT NUCLEAR WEAPONS

Without nuclear weapons lots of people would have to be shot twice in the head to make sure they were dead.

SHE LOOKED LIKE A GRANNY

She looked like a granny
At the sex work street
Looking for a tranny
My luck was sweet

I found no shemale
Doing the rent
Met an older babe
And off we went

Everybody was dead
Outside that street
Afraid and sad
Without the need

EAT MEAT

If you don't eat meat cows will be useless and become extinct. Eat meat and help save the cows!

BEFORE TAKING US HOME

My kid sister was really enjoying herself in the pool. I was about fourteen and responsible for her at the club that evening instead of our parents. They had gone home. Maybe they used the chance to get some relaxed fuck going. Like they would have a couple of hours before we came home for dinner. But we were not hungry. So I let her enjoy the pool until it was closing time. And then we took the bus who went around the city before taking us home. It was late at night when we arrived. Our parents were so happy to see us alive they cried as they embraced us. I promised I would use the payphone next time.