MOONERISTIC SPYSTIC GOES AGNOSTIC

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I TAKE LONG SHOWERS TO SAVE THE PLANET FROM MY SMELL

TRUTH TRUMPS GOOD MANNERS ONLY WHEN THERE IS RISK OF DEATH

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

NO YASH TILL BROOKLYN

LAST LETTER

This book suggested writing a letter to friends and family to be read as my LAST LETTER after my death. I guess mine would read like this:

I am only dead because I have lived and more than fifty years is OK. I am grateful. I was raised to be a Roman Catholic but started having serious doubts when I was fourteen and now I believe the Jewish people are right and the Messiah has not showed up and G-d only knows the day it will happen. I have tried to be a good person and that's all I can ask of you. Shalom.

SURPRISINGLY STUPID POLITICAL IDEAS ARE NO SURPRISE

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

A CULPA É TODA MINHA E SUA E DE TODOS

SHEMALE WHORES ARE GONNA FAK YA IN THE ASS ALL NITE

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

FUCK OFF EVERYBODY THANK YOU

VAPRA PUTAQUE OPARIU

HAVE SOME WARM WATER TEA AND RELAX

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

A VIDA IRRITA A ARTE

NO YASH TILL BROOKLYN

WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I PUKE MYSELF

THEN I SAW HER FECES AND NOW I'M A RETRIEVER

Vá pra puta que Paris e seja feliz

I TAKE LONG SHOWERS TO SAVE THE PLANET FROM MY SMELL

FUCK FASCIST COLLECTIVISM BUT USE A CONDOM

NO TITLE MEANS NO TITLE

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

FASCIST COLLECTIVISM WILL DESTROY YOU AFTER YOU INVITE IT TO YOUR HOME FOR A DRINK

WE HOPE YOU KNOW THAT A MICARETA FESTIVUS CAN BE ANY DAY YOU CHOOSE TO PARTY ANY WAY YOU WANT IT EVEN INSTEAD OF FESTIVUS SO IT IS A POSSIBLY MEANINGLESS PARTY AND THANK GAWD FOR IT ALL

MERRY MICARETA FESTIVUS EVERYBODY

WE HOPE YOU KNOW YOU CAN ENJOY THIS TEXT EVEN IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE MORPHEME

ALEA KAFKA EST

IF ALL HAD FOOD AND WATER THERE WOULD BE WAR FOR BEER

SURPRISINGLY STUPID POLITICAL IDEAS ARE NO SURPRISE

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

A CULPA É TODA MINHA E SUA E DE TODOS

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

ASSASSINOS SEM SENSO DE HUMOR ATIRANDO NAS RUAS EM PESSOAS QUE CONTAM PIADAS

SOME STUPID SNIPER WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR WILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT IS MY BET

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

EM VEZ DE SER UM IDIOTA OU UM CRIMINOSO POSANDO DE BONZINHO POR SER SOCIALISTA OU UMA PESSOA DO BEM DE ESQUERDA OU DIREITA OU CENTRO SEJA COMO EU UM BISSEXUAL OU GAY OU ASSEXUAL QUE GOSTA DE CHUPAR PIROCA QUE NEM EU OU MORRA SUA BICHA ENRUSTIDA FUCK OFF AND DIE OF ANAL CANCER

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WORK HARD PLAY HARD REST HARDER

SUICIDE ATTACKS MEANS YOU ARE AFRAID TO DIE ALONE YOU SAD COWARD

OUT OF THE CLOSET AND DRIVING TO CRUISERS CREEK

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

SOLIDARITY IS SELF-PRESERVATION

HIERARCHY IS NOT GOING AWAY UNLESS IT WANTS TO

OUT OF THE CLOSET AND ON THE NEXT PLANE TO TEL AVIV

EVERYTHING WILL BE EDITED BY SOMEONE WHOSE ENGLISH IS EVEN WORSE THAN YOURS

MANCHETE NO BRASIL É A MESMA HÁ QUINHENTOS ANOS, "DEPOIS MELHORA", E DEPOIS DO QUE EXATAMENTE NINGUÉM SABE

BRAZILIAN NEWS IS FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OF "DEPOIS MELHORA" ("IT GETS BETTER AFTERWARDS") AND AFTER EXACTLY WHAT IT GETS BETTER NOBODY KNOWS

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

AND THE WOALD TURNS AROUND

WE WENT TO SEE SUPER BEAU LIVE AT THE MOVIEPLEX FOR WATCHING HUGE MOVING PICTURES OF MEN IN TIGHT TROUSERS IS A JOY TO BE HELD

HE WAS SO EXCITED HE WAS NEARLY FAINTING CUZ HE HAD JUST GOT VAN POSER FOUNDATION'S FIRST SINGLE ("POSING AS A VAN") IN ALL ITS SHOCKING PINK AND MOSS GREEN PVC VINYL GLORY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

SORRY BUT NO DOCUMENT PROOF THIS GLITTER IS BIOFRIENDLY NO ENTRANCE AT THIS CARNAVAL PARTY FOR YOU

NEARLY WENT TO SEE THE SHAPE OF WALTER OSHKAR CONTENDER THE OTHER NIGHT BUT FELT THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT IT

ENGINEER THOMAS SAID HIS COLLEAGUES WERE "FAZENDO BULE" (WHICH TRANSLATES AS "MAKING TEAPOT" AND MEANS BULLYING BECAUSE "BULE" SOUNDS SIMILAR) AND SO WE HAD TO JAIL HIM FOR BEING A VICTIM

ENGINEER THOMAS SAID HIS COLLEAGUES WERE "FAZENDO BULE" (WHICH TRANSLATES AS "MAKING TEAPOT" AND MEANS BULLYING BECAUSE "BULE" SOUNDS SIMILAR) AND SO WE HAD TO JAIL HIM FOR BEING A VICTIM

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

AS I UNDERSTAND IT SOME MYSTICS SAY THAT OUR THOUGHTS AND OUR WORDS AND OUR ACTIONS AFFECT GAWD THE ETERNAL AND SO IT MAKES SENSE THE OLD GEEZER HAS BEEN SILENT FOR TWO THOUSAND YEARS OR MORE BECAUSE WE HUMANS CAN GET ANYONE DEPRESSED AND SPEECHLESS IN NO TIME EVEN IF THEY HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY

WE'VE GOTTA GET HOLD OF THIS PLACE

FOR ADULTS ONLY

SPEAK SOFTLY AND CARRY A TAVOR X95

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY

SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

AM YISRAEL CHAI

WENT TO SEE BARKEST HOUR THE OTHER NIGHT AND BOY IT WAS BARKING PUNCHKIN FREAKYLILICIOUS MAIN SHTAR OSHKAR MATERIAL YEAH BABY YEAH

FOR ADULTS ONLY

WENT TO SEE JAR WARS: THE LAST RED EYE THE OTHER NIGHT AND BOY WAS IT BRIGHT

FOR ADULTS ONLY

YOU DON'T WANT TO WALK AND TALK ABOUT JESUS YOU JUST WANT A QUICK WORD WITH MOSES FACE TO FACE

AM YISRAEL CHAI

GIVE ME FREEDOM OF SPEECH OR GIVE ME THE BEST LAWYERS

FOR ADULTS ONLY

ATTACK OF THE FLYING GIANT SILVER TIT

DEFEND THE GOLAN HEIGHTS TO THE DEATH OF THE ENEMY COCKTAIL DRINK A.K.A. DELTA GOLF HOTEL

SUPERNATURAL AGNOSTIC SUPERWOOOMAN FREE-FORM DANCE FREAK OUT

WHAM GLAM THANK YOU MA'AM

VIVA ISRAEL AM YISRAEL CHAI

THERE'S A BRAZILIAN SONG WITH SOMEWHAT SURREALISTIC LYRICS WHERE THE SINGER ASKS HIMSELF IF HE IS REALLY A SASSY YOUNG BLACK WOMAN (NEGUINHA IS THE WORD IN THE CONTEXT), SO WHEN I STARTED THIS SETEMBRO NEGUINHA THING IT WAS MEANT AS A JOKE LIKE SAYING THOSE IDIOTS FROM BL*CK S*PT*MB*R TURNED TO TERRORISM BECAUSE THEY WERE HOMOPHOBIC CLOSETED GAY PEOPLE AND WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO THE FAMILIES OF THEIR VICTIMS I MUST SAY THAT I AM BISEXUAL AND HAVE LITTLE PATIENCE FOR PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BLOCK FREE SPEECH LIKE COME ON GUYS THOSE HOMOPHOBIC IDIOTS FROM BL*CK S*PT*MB*R WERE NEO-NAZIS WHO DESERVE TO BE LAUGHING STOCKS BESIDES BEING DESPISED FOR THEIR CRIMES SO AM YISRAEL CHAI AND SHALOM AND CHEERS

TWO PANGALACTIC WHATEVERNATORS PRETTY PLEASE HERE'S THE CASH

RAISE YOUR DRINKS TO THE JOKERS THAT ARE FIGHTING IN THE WAR ON PREJUDICE BUT REMEMBER TO BRING SOME ANTACID PILLS AND ASPIRINS OR SOMETHING

IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE OF THE FUTURE THE WORD WORLD WILL BE SPELLED WORD AND YOU WILL TELL THE DIFFERENCE BY LOOKING AT THE CONTEXT OR ASKING SOMEONE SMARTER THAN YOU OR ME

EVERY SINGLE PERSON MISSES A HISTORICAL MOMENT EVERY SINGLE DAY AND THE MARRIED ONES TOO

SHANAH TOVAH UMETUKAH EVERYBODYYYYYY!

FOR ADULTS ONLY

GLITTER-FREE BRAND NEW GLAM IMAGINARY WELT OR WHATEVER

YOU PUT STEVIA IN MY WHISKEY BUT I LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME

ALL SONGS SAY IT IS GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT BECAUSE (OR IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT) I'M HIGH

SHE SAID SHE TOOK ONE DIAZEPAM TAB AND TWO MECLIN TABS AND I SAID SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE AND SHE SAID FUZZZ OZZZ

FOR ADULTS ONLY

MICROSCOPY IS LIFE AND THE REST IS JUST SMALL DETAILS

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ESSE LANCE DE NÓS DOIS SERMOS BISSEXUAIS PARECE MEIO BOIOLA POIS PRA MIM SER MEIO BOIOLA PARECE TOTALMENTE BISSEXUAL

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