MILDLY CRAZY DUMBBELLS

ROCKET SILENCE

WE COMPLAIN ABOUT POLICE VIOLENCE BECAUSE COMPLAINING ABOUT MOB VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY DANGEROUS

MADRE TESERA

 And in those days a text was uploaded to the Brazilian interweb that said : "REZA MAS TOMA A VACINA LEK!" (MADRE TESERA). That means something like PRAY BUT GET THE VACCINE SHOT YO. Some say the angels said RIGHT ON SISTER.

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR FROM AFAR YOU GODDAMN FOOL

IF NOTHING IS EVER FUNNY THE JOKE IS ON YOU

SHUT UP AND WRITE

ANY PIP CAN AND WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD AS AGGRESSION

PONTIFICATION NATION FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL

YOUR BUSINESS NETWANKING MUST BE IMPROVED

ONLY THE OTHERS PONTIFICATE

WASH THE TOILET PAPER BEFORE USING IT

OUR AIM IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE YOUR GUILT IS OUR GAIN

WE KNOW THEY CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE BUT WILL SUE ANYWAY TO HIT THE HEADLINES

YOU DON'T NEED CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY BOTHERED BY APP NOTIFICATIONS

WE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT IT SAYS IT IS A TRUE STORY AND YOU BELIEVED IT

Memento Mori

Memento mori

Satori

Adam und Eva

Whateva

VOICE-TO-VOICE COMMUNICATION BANANA SPLIT CARD

WE ARE THE IDIOTS WRITING STUPID THINGS ONLINE THAT WE COMPLAIN ABOUT

COSMOSSAMBA ROCK JAM

STROBOSSONIC SAMBAJAZZ

FIREBOMB CARPET BOMBING VEGAN SALAMI

YOU DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND MY IRONY AND I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR IRONY AND THAT IS OK MAYBE

HELP TO CREATE A NEW AGE OF PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING BY MASTURBATING WHILE WEARING RIDICULOUS HATS

COCONUT SUPERSTRING MONOLITH FLAVOR

POST ROCK TELEGRAM INSTRUMENTAL

FUZZBOX PLANET

Closet Sexophobe International

Showing the right way to cum.

Closet Sexophobe International

Orgasm envy since forever.

THIS DADA-SURREALIST CRAP GETS TIRED UGLY FAST

BLACK TRIANGLE BORDER

MARDI GRAS VISION

DIGIQUANTIC PASTRY INSTRUMENTAL

FUSSY SLOB ROCK JAM

PERSISTENCE OF DERIVATIVE CONCEPTUAL ART DROSS

UPSIDE DOWN MEANINGLESS ROCK JAM

COVID-19 WILL BE DEFEATED

STOP DRAWING PROPERLY FOR A WHILE MAYBE

It had to be an otter me

 In my dream I woke up transformed into a monstrous otter. I was happy to suddenly have a less hairy back. But before I could tell anyone the good news it rained Gatorade Mango Xtremo for six months and it was a most healthy end of the world.

IF I WERE A BURGER I'D BE DEAD MEAT BY NOW

I'M FUCKING GREAT MY ASS

SURE WE LOST THE WAR BUT WE COMPOSED GREAT FIGHT SONGS

CANCEL ANYTIME FOR FREE SURE

MULHER ODIADORA PROCURA HOMEM ODIADOR PARA CRIAR FILHOS ODIADORES E FELIZES

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK I LOVE YOU MAN

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

SLOW POP DAZE

SOU FODA PRA CARALHO E' A PUTA QUE O PARIU

OCCUPATION: LIKESGIVER

HER BEING A FASCIST WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT WHEN SHE CALLED MY MOM A STUPID COW I SHOT HER TITS OFF WITH MY SHOTGUN

YOUR NAZI NOSTRILS ARE GOING TO HELL

THE WAR WILL GET STARTED BY PEOPLE WHO GET UPSET BY A JOKE

DIAGNOSED: N.I.D (NEWS-INDUCED DEPRESSION)

TOO LAZY TO GO CRAZY

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE BEFORE

WELCOME TO RIO HERE'S YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

IF YOU GET LUCKY YOUR UNFINISHED STUFF MIGHT SELL FOR A LOT OF MONEY

IF YOU GET LUCKY YOUR TERRIBLE ROUGH DRAFTS MIGHT BE SEEN AS GREAT ART

CRYPTIC ANTISEMITIC ALL-AMERICAN GREEN TEA PARTY CROSSBOW PUZZLE DUSTBOWL COMRADE CAPTAIN INSTANT NOODLES

WRITING IN ALL CAPS WILL RECEIVE THE DEATH PENALTY

BECAUSE IT IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY YOU KNOW IT IS FULL OF LIES

COSMOQUARKIC PAPER TELESCOPE

PLEASE TELL US WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO EJACULATE

COSMOQUANTIC SUPERSTRING ORIGAMI

FAT SHEMALE FUCKS HER FAT GIRLFRIEND

Let us masturbate together

Let us masturbate together

Before we get killed

By lollipops or the weather

FRANKISTELLA SAMBA ROCK

HISTORY WILL SHOW THE INEVITABLE WAY TOWARDS SCREWING UP EVERY SINGLE GOOD IDEA WE HAVE

YOU WILL BE SUED BY THE AIR CONDITIONING LULLABY UNIT

PARECE COMUM PENSAR QUE SABE O QUE QUER

NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE LABEL IT WILL END UP BEING DISTORTED

MY OCCUPATION IS I CANCEL NOTIFICATIONS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA

THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF THE IDEA OF DEATH IN THE MIND OF A PLASTIC TOY

REMEMBER THE STONEWALL RIOTS

YOUR DEFAULT CAMERA SETTINGS ARE ALREADY A FILTER

COSMIC ELECTROQUANTIC GARAGE ROCK DANCE MIX

YEAH I KNOW YOU GONNA VOTE FOR THAT GUY BUT I LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME

REDWHITE AND BLUE COSMIC DEATH MARSHMALLOW MASTERPIECE

YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE THAN TWO OPTIONS

HARD SOFT COSMIC ELECTRONIC BEAT DANCING STUFF

MORE COFFEE UNTIL WE ORGASM FREAK IT

PLEASE EAT MY ORGASM AND MAKE ME YOUR MARRIAGE SLAVE 4EVER YEAH I AM YOUR SISSY STUD

THIS JAZZ ROCK SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DANCE TO

TRANNY LESBIAN MARRIAGE BOINKFEST DREAM

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

COSMIC ELECTROQUANTIC HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

EXTREME EURASIA HOT JAZZ ROCK MAMA

COSMOQUANTIC DIGITRONIC ECSTATIC UNEXPLAINED CAVE DRAWING

COSMIC DIGIQUANTIC UNEXPECTED NATIONAL FLAG

FUCKING YOU WELL TO ALWAYS FUCK

TE FODENDO BEM PARA FODER SEMPRE

GLAM MUCH BETTER THAN GLITTER

GIVE US MORE REBELS WITH EXPENSIVE SHINY CLOTHES

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

LTO SIGNIFICA: LESBICAS, TRAVESTIS E OUTROS

About LTO

 Because acronyms like LGBTT or LGBTQIABCDEFG+ or something were getting too hard to remember when writing to your grandmother, we decided to use LTO, that means Lesbians, Transvestites and others.

LTO MEANS: LESBIANS, TRANSVESTITES AND OTHERS

NO, SIR, SHOOTING INNOCENT POOR PEOPLE DOES NOT COUNT AS FIGHTING POVERTY

OUR RESEARCH SHOWS THAT HE STARTED THE DICTATORSHIP TO FORCE PEOPLE TO SHUT UP AND LET HIM FINISH HIS SENTENCES