IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE BREAKING NEWS AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SCREAMING NEWS?

 WANNA BE ON TOP GOTTA EXERCISE YA LEGS

 QUER FICAR POR CIMA TEM QUE MALHAR AS PERNA

IN THE NEWS: IS THE NEW ANGELIC UPYOURS ALBUM ORAL SEX FOR THE DEAD TOO CONTROVERSIAL?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD LORA AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO LIRA?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD HEROES AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO HERPES?

Inspiration

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De Cada

Mentira e pancadaria

O pau nosso

De cada dia

TEXT IN ALL CAPS THAT COULD MEAN SHOUTING

STOP INSULTING OTHERS YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONOFABITCH

VAI XINGAR A PUTA QUE PARIU FILHA DA PUTA

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD SAUSAGE AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SAUDADE?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD BIKINI AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO VIKING?

IS IT TRUE THAT HIS ONE-MAN SHOW FLASH MOB WAS MISTAKEN FOR A PSYCHOTIC DANCE FIT?

May the farcical be with you

May the farcical be with you

As you die on your last flirt

May you have a lot of friends

And not many bones that hurt

WE TRIED TO SAY THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT HIS LEAKED LOVE POEMS STOPPED HIM FROM BEING ELECTED OUR CHIEF LITERATURE PROFESSOR

HOT CHOCOLATE BOY (GLAM FINGER MIX)

HOT CHOCOLATE BOY (VIOLENT VEGAN MIX)

SHE WAS READING A BOOK CALLED MISTS OF CADELON

EVERYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED TO MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY

IS IT TRUE THAT HE DIED FROM MULTIPLE NETWORKING FAILURE?

IF WE DON'T LEARN FROM WAR WHY WOULD WE LEARN FROM PEACE?

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILL SAY YOU ARE AN IDIOT WHO SHOULD HAVE DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY

NOTHING SPECIAL IS ALSO SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANY INTENSE PHYSICAL REACTION LIKE A CONVULSION

WE HEREBY GUARANTEE THERE ARE NO EVIL SPIRITS INSIDE THIS DRAWING

AUTOMATIC BS

AUTOMATIC

LOVER AUTOMATIC

LIVER AUTOMATIC

LIFER AUTOMATIC

WEASEL AUTOMATIC

KNIEVEL AUTOMATIC

BUZZER AUTOMATIC

NONSENSE AUTOMATIC

LIFE AUTOMATIC

WIFE AUTOMATIC

MISTER AUTOMATIC

SISTER AUTOMATIC

MISER AUTOMATIC

SCHEISSER AUTOMATIC

PINER AUTOMATIC

LYSOL AUTOMATIC

SUN AUTOMATIC FUN

AUTOMATIC BS

AUTOMATIC SUCCESS

AUTOMATIC STOP

HUGE BLACK SISSY BEAR GAY

FILM TITLE BELIEVED TO BE NOS TEMPOS DA URBANINHA (INTERNATIONAL TITLE: SEXY NERDY URBANITE)

COSMOFUNKY JAZZ ROCK NERDS

SHUT UP AND WEAR A MEDICAL MASK

SHODDY COPY OF DADA-SURREALISM

MILDLY CRAZY DUMBBELLS

ROCKET SILENCE

WE COMPLAIN ABOUT POLICE VIOLENCE BECAUSE COMPLAINING ABOUT MOB VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY DANGEROUS

MADRE TESERA

 And in those days a text was uploaded to the Brazilian interweb that said : "REZA MAS TOMA A VACINA LEK!" (MADRE TESERA). That means something like PRAY BUT GET THE VACCINE SHOT YO. Some say the angels said RIGHT ON SISTER.

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR FROM AFAR YOU GODDAMN FOOL

IF NOTHING IS EVER FUNNY THE JOKE IS ON YOU

SHUT UP AND WRITE

ANY PIP CAN AND WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD AS AGGRESSION

PONTIFICATION NATION FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL

YOUR BUSINESS NETWANKING MUST BE IMPROVED

ONLY THE OTHERS PONTIFICATE

WASH THE TOILET PAPER BEFORE USING IT

OUR AIM IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE YOUR GUILT IS OUR GAIN

WE KNOW THEY CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE BUT WILL SUE ANYWAY TO HIT THE HEADLINES

YOU DON'T NEED CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY BOTHERED BY APP NOTIFICATIONS

WE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT IT SAYS IT IS A TRUE STORY AND YOU BELIEVED IT

Memento Mori

Memento mori

Satori

Adam und Eva

Whateva

VOICE-TO-VOICE COMMUNICATION BANANA SPLIT CARD

WE ARE THE IDIOTS WRITING STUPID THINGS ONLINE THAT WE COMPLAIN ABOUT

COSMOSSAMBA ROCK JAM

STROBOSSONIC SAMBAJAZZ

FIREBOMB CARPET BOMBING VEGAN SALAMI

YOU DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND MY IRONY AND I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR IRONY AND THAT IS OK MAYBE

HELP TO CREATE A NEW AGE OF PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING BY MASTURBATING WHILE WEARING RIDICULOUS HATS

COCONUT SUPERSTRING MONOLITH FLAVOR

POST ROCK TELEGRAM INSTRUMENTAL

FUZZBOX PLANET

Closet Sexophobe International

Showing the right way to cum.

Closet Sexophobe International

Orgasm envy since forever.

THIS DADA-SURREALIST CRAP GETS TIRED UGLY FAST

BLACK TRIANGLE BORDER

MARDI GRAS VISION

DIGIQUANTIC PASTRY INSTRUMENTAL

FUSSY SLOB ROCK JAM

PERSISTENCE OF DERIVATIVE CONCEPTUAL ART DROSS

UPSIDE DOWN MEANINGLESS ROCK JAM

COVID-19 WILL BE DEFEATED

STOP DRAWING PROPERLY FOR A WHILE MAYBE

It had to be an otter me

 In my dream I woke up transformed into a monstrous otter. I was happy to suddenly have a less hairy back. But before I could tell anyone the good news it rained Gatorade Mango Xtremo for six months and it was a most healthy end of the world.

IF I WERE A BURGER I'D BE DEAD MEAT BY NOW

I'M FUCKING GREAT MY ASS

SURE WE LOST THE WAR BUT WE COMPOSED GREAT FIGHT SONGS

CANCEL ANYTIME FOR FREE SURE

MULHER ODIADORA PROCURA HOMEM ODIADOR PARA CRIAR FILHOS ODIADORES E FELIZES

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK I LOVE YOU MAN

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

SLOW POP DAZE

SOU FODA PRA CARALHO E' A PUTA QUE O PARIU

OCCUPATION: LIKESGIVER

HER BEING A FASCIST WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT WHEN SHE CALLED MY MOM A STUPID COW I SHOT HER TITS OFF WITH MY SHOTGUN

YOUR NAZI NOSTRILS ARE GOING TO HELL

THE WAR WILL GET STARTED BY PEOPLE WHO GET UPSET BY A JOKE

DIAGNOSED: N.I.D (NEWS-INDUCED DEPRESSION)

TOO LAZY TO GO CRAZY

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE BEFORE

WELCOME TO RIO HERE'S YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

IF YOU GET LUCKY YOUR UNFINISHED STUFF MIGHT SELL FOR A LOT OF MONEY

IF YOU GET LUCKY YOUR TERRIBLE ROUGH DRAFTS MIGHT BE SEEN AS GREAT ART

CRYPTIC ANTISEMITIC ALL-AMERICAN GREEN TEA PARTY CROSSBOW PUZZLE DUSTBOWL COMRADE CAPTAIN INSTANT NOODLES

WRITING IN ALL CAPS WILL RECEIVE THE DEATH PENALTY

BECAUSE IT IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY YOU KNOW IT IS FULL OF LIES

COSMOQUARKIC PAPER TELESCOPE

PLEASE TELL US WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO EJACULATE

COSMOQUANTIC SUPERSTRING ORIGAMI

FAT SHEMALE FUCKS HER FAT GIRLFRIEND

Let us masturbate together

Let us masturbate together

Before we get killed

By lollipops or the weather

FRANKISTELLA SAMBA ROCK

HISTORY WILL SHOW THE INEVITABLE WAY TOWARDS SCREWING UP EVERY SINGLE GOOD IDEA WE HAVE