LIKE CRAZY

This friend invited me to this shemale spot. She said this was a gay bar with lots of very friendly shemales. Even she had had some taste of hard shemale butt sex up her ass right there in a private room. It was like oh wow if the shemales were even fucking GIRLS in the ass that was certainly the best underground point ever. So we went there to see what was up. This very strong black shemale was looking like she wanted a sex marathon. When she looked at me for the third time I just went crazy. I simply went up to her and said she was pretty hot looking with all her muscles and all. She looked at me like she was licking her lips inside her mind. She asked me if muscles made me horny. I said muscles made me very very horny and gave her my best horny slut smile. Then she asked me to have a drink with her inside her private room. Any drink at all. She was paying for it. So we went inside. Pretty soon we just forgot our drinks and started kissing very hard. She was very macho and started fingering my asshole as she stuck her tongue very deep inside my mouth. Then she told me she could not handle it anymore. She simply HAD to put her cock deep inside my mouth. I was very happy to give her head. She was the perfect size for my mouth. Pretty soon I was begging her to stick her cock up my ass. She did not think twice. She simply gave it to me all the way in. And I just came like crazy at once. She didn't need to do anything else. I was just screaming with pleasure from feeling her dick inside me. Not in my pussy. Deep in my ass. I just came like crazy.

ONE TWO THREE

Good night! We are glad that so many of you came to see us play. We hope the noise we make will make you have fun. The name of our band is ITEPAV. Eat Eh Pav. That means Impossible Tocar Essa Porra Ao Vivo. Which means Impossible to play this shit live. Yeah. This show will NOT sound like the songs you found on the internet. We believe we sound much better live. Hope you enjoy it. ONE TWO THREE FUCK!

FRAGMENT FROM UNIDENTIFIED REPORT N. XXXXXXXX

He told us he was S.A.D. That means Social-Anarcho-Democrat. According to him.

KEEP THEM

I understand your short stories with sex workers are based on your life?
And I understand you hope to use me to meet shemale prostitutes.
Not really. I did not write these questions.
Good fiction writers are good liars.
So you just made it all up?
Some of it.
Can you be more specific?
Why analyse it so much?
The readers are curious.
Keep them that way.

FLOWERS FOR

It sometimes is as a poet said before with much prettier words. People do not give you flowers for waking them up when they are dreaming. They fire their guns at you.

AS HE POURED US A DRINK HE EXPLAINED

We must burn everything down in order to build a new society that will be just the same as before.

DURING THE NIGHT

The point: we have gathered intelligence that indicates that vegetables are going online. Not vegetative state patients. We mean plants that look like any other plants but are smart enough to pick up smartphones during the night and create fake social networking service profiles to interact with humans and other vegetables online. It seems they spend lots of time exchanging messages about the possibility of mind control of plants over humans. So far, their main objective appears to be having the nearby human change the music that is playing on the stereo.

DAVE WAS HIT BY A CAR

Dave was hit by a car and died right there
Laura died in her sleep
She thought it was the flu
It was meningitis
Bill died of drug overdose
Jerry crashed his car and flew off a cliff
Tom and Sidney fell from a mountain
Max had a heart attack and died at once
Anya drove her car into an oil spot
She died crashing into the trees
Candy died of AIDS
Susana died of cancer
Pamela died of cancer
Julia died of cancer
Fred jumped off a cliff
Harvey crashed his car into a truck
He died along with his family
And I don't know what the fuck
Is all that supposed to mean

MAYBE THERE IS NO WHY

We were not sure she would want to see me. Or anyone. Her sister told me it was a matter of days. She told me the cancer was a bad one. She was a goner and maybe I should see her at the hospital one last time for she was quite probably never getting out. She was just taking these massive morphine shots. When I went in she said she liked the colour of my shirt. I was speechless. She was still the very white and very slim girl I knew. But she was falling asleep every couple of minutes. And she was staring at the infinity half the time. Like she was only there about half the time. I just stared and smiled. Then I touched her hand and left. In her soul she was a queen. She was royalty in her spirit. Her soul payed for her good heart. Yes I think she died at 44 because she really felt sorry for the humans. And I am so sorry she cared. Yes I am not sure they deserved her love. Poor idiots. Oh sister why. There is no why, I guess. Oh how I wish I knew for sure.

THEN I FOUND THIS REDHEAD WHO WAS TOTALLY INTO

SUCKING COCK SO I WAS VERY HAPPY TO LET HER SUCK MY DICK FOR A WHILE AND BOY WAS SHE GOOD OH YES VERY GOOD OH YES SUCH A GOOD GOOD GIRL. I REALLY LOVED HER FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES MAYBE TWENTY MINUTES OH GIRL OH HONEY YESSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WELL THE THING IS THAT THEY ARE TOO AFRAID TO

FUCK SO THEY DANCE INSTEAD

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

This new scientific research by the Birch Althusser Institute has found out that 99% of the Brazilian women that are against legal homosexual marriage really do very badly need to give oral sex more frequently. As for the Brazilian men who are against it, 99% are already sucking cock very hard very frequently, but please please please don't tell a soul.

NO GAME

Let's play this game. You need cash very badly. You go to the hooker spot. You figure you will let some guy come inside your pussy with a condom over his dick. Maybe do a couple of guys. One after the other. Two fucks and you are off. Maybe three. Then this guy shows up. He will pay good money but he wants your ass. You drink some more to get into it. Then you do it. Maybe you even enjoy it. Maybe you ask him to fuck your pussy and your mouth a little bit and then go back to fucking you in the ass until he comes like crazy. It is no game. It is real. What do you say? I mean it. Really. I say we do it now!
Me too. Let's do it now.

VERY BEAUTIFUL

So. Did you fuck her or not?
Nah. She got this fetish.
What fetish?
Only with the very beautiful.

WE WANT TO SUCK THE

COCK OF THAT JENNIFER ANUSTON CLONE

WE WANT TO SUCK

THE COCK OF THAT BRAD PRIK CLONE

WE WANT TO

SUCK THE COCK OF THAT SHAVED HEAD BRITNEY CLONE

WE WANT

TO SUCK THE COCK OF THAT BOBBY GILLESPUNK CLONE

WE

WANT TO SUCK THE COCK OF THAT LAURIE AMBERSON CLONE

SOME PEOPLE WANT YOUR MIND

Some people want your mind
Some people have a blast
Oh Johnny honey
We just want your ass