PEOPLE SWEAR THEY WANT THE TRUTH BUT REALLY PREFER BEAUTIFUL LIES

THEY ARE DOING THE OLD IMPLY AND DEMAND THING

SOME DAYS ARE WEIRDER THAN OTHERS

REALITY IS NOT A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE

STUPID IS AS STUPID DIES

THE STREETS ARE WAITING ROOMS THAT NEVER DIE

HAVE SOME WARM WATER TEA AND RELAX

BIG FLASH BLUES

Life is always some war or another
Some people care and some don't bother
But now it's time to get on with that show
Jump your blood and feel so special

Stars are crawling through your mind
A Heaven of your own devise
Find some big truth in a flash
Get dressed and take out the trash

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

A GENTE IA SE ENCONTRAR NO RIO DURANTE O CONGRESSO INTERNACIONAL DE BALAS PERDIDAS

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET IN RIO DURING THE INTERNATIONAL STRAY BULLET CONGRESS

THE SIGNATURE IS THE MESSAGE

PLANET DUMP: REPORT THREE

Some people think that Planet Dump has elected an ultramilitaristic president. They should visit Planet Ship and get inside the area controlled by the Pure State Movement. Not that I think that things are going great on Planet Dump. No amount of Moo could make that true.

YOUR LACK OF HUMOR IS THE BIGGEST JOKE

YEPZ MEANS TWO OR MORE TIMES YEP

ONLY GOD KNOWS IF GOD EXISTS

SÓ DEUS SABE SE DEUS EXISTE

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

PLANET DUMP: REPORT TWO

If you do not know Planet Dump, just imagine Planet Earth. Planet Dump looks like a country named Brazil in the year 2018. That's right. We don't even have flying cars. But I can't complain because my job at the National Undead Letter Office (or NULO) pays for a couple of shots of Moonbrine after work. Moonbrine (or simply Moo) is brown and not unlike the most lethal whisky ever. There are worse places than Planet Dump. More about those awful planets later. Maybe. It's not like I need more depressing news. We are not allowed to drink Moo at work because it could lead to dancing.

REALITY IS NOT A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE