YEAH I KNOW SOME ARE CONSCRIPTED BUT WE SHOULD MAYBE GO KILL SOME RUSSIANS UNTIL THEY GIVE UP BOTHERING UKRAINE

REALLY AVANT-GARDE RIO WE LOVE YOU

TODO MUNDO GANHA

TODO MUNDO PERDE

TODO MUNDO CHEIRA

TODO MUNDO FEDE

(THAT IS:

EVERYBODY WINS

EVERYBODY LOSES

EVERYBODY SNIFFS

EVERYBODY SMELLS)

YEAH OUI MERCI

Won't

THEY WILL SAVE YOU IN THEIR OWN WAY EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU.

NOT IF I SHAVE THEM FIRST THEY WON'T.

DELIVER US FROM TOXIC POSITIVITY ZOMBIES AMEN

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Please Tell

Now please tell us again the reason you killed him.

He said something I didn't like.

What did he say?

He said "Can you please tell me what time is it?"

YEAH YOU MEAN

- Problem is we say "You should not drink so much" to our drunk friends not because it will help them. It might even make them drink more. We say it so we can dream we are doing something relevant. Know what I mean?

 - Yeah you mean I should not drink so much.

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