SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS

IN MY DREAM WE WERE A BAND CALLED SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS. I GRABBED THE MIC AND SAID HELLO WE ARE SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS BUT ONE OF US WILL NOT BE HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE HE IS SICK BUT WE ARE IDIOTS AND DON'T KNOW IF HE IS SICK JOKE OR ONE OF THE IDIOTS AND SO WE WILL USE THE NAME SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS.

TALKING IS A WASTE OF DANCING TIME

SMILE: YOU ARE BEING IGNORED

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SORRIA: VOCEY ESTAH SENDO IGNORADO

MAKE A LIST OF THE MOST ASEXUAL CITIES IN THE WORLD AND THEN MASTURBATE WHILE READING IT SILENTLY

THERE IS AT LEAST ONE PERSON THAT LOVES WHAT I PUT ON THE WEB AND THAT'S MY PROCTOLOGIST

HE LOOKED SEXY WEARING JUST HIS ALVIN PLEIN BOXER SHORTS BUT THEN THE DANCING OTTERS FROM ERIDANI-VALDEMAR'S QUADRANT CAME AND TOOK HIM FOR A RIDE

YOU MIGHT NOT BE IN THE PACIFIC TIME ZONE BUT THIS CLOCK SURE IS

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE USING ELECTRICITY AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

MOST DELICIOUS THING ON EARTH

On my backyard was a fallen dead tree with the first mushrooms I ever saw in my life. They were like beatiful orange steaks attached to the trunk and were alive because the tree was dead. I understood then how life may come from death. Before that day I only knew that pineapple yogurt was the most delicious thing on Earth.

KIDNAPPED

He used to play with matches that would fly in the air and went out as they hit the concrete. The flaming flying matches was an amazing trick for my very young self. I can still remember the smile on his old face as he saw my amazement. Last time I asked about him he had been kidnapped by talking rabbits who said they were from Andromeda.

THE SITES ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF CHATBOTS

TOMORROW WILL BE THE SAME DAY

AMANHÃ VAI SER O MESMO DIA

FUCKING IS A WASTE OF WANKING TIME