friendly neighbourhood

- Well, wearing that gag, she will be quiet as I fuck her ass. I don't think she will wake up, but, if she does, there's the gag. And here's what I want you to do while I fuck your mother in the ass: you get on top of me and fuck MY ass while I'm fucking hers. Does that sound good to you?
- Can we kill her afterwards?
- And send her straight to heaven?
- Please! Please!
- Well, you do a good job fucking my ass, and I promise I'll think about it! Right up to the last drop of your cum!

another millennium revelation

- You see, that is your place in the system: making offensive jokes, so that people don't take themselves too seriously!
- What!? You are telling me that there is actually a system behind all this, and that it works!? That is the funniest of the millennium!

all fine in under 24

- What about the political violence in Kenya?
- It will be over soon! The trouble is, people take their S&M fetish sex play to the streets, but forget to memorize their safewords! The Red Cross is already on its way with some memory pills, so it should all be fine in less than 24 hours!

Bilawal hits center stage

- What is your take on Bilawal Bhutto, son of the recently assassinated Benazir, who has just been designated to replace his mother as president of her party?
- If you think his mother was the hottest slam, you gotta check out this handsome young man! He can be the president of my heart right now!

soldiers of love

- I turned around and saw I was right. The owner of that delicious laughter was fat. Maybe it is very rare to see an athlete with such a comfy laughter. Maybe only people who are either too skinny or at least a little overweight are happy like that!
I sure hope life proves me wrong on that one!
- I'm hoping along, believe me! I'm starting at the gym next week!
- God be with you, brave soldier!

shut up and dunce

- You should have seen the beautiful creamy folds of that pussy! I could eat that pussy of hers for hours!
- OK! I love pussy, too! But you have TALKED about that one FOR HOURS, man! That much repetition is not my favourite soundtrack for sucking your dick, really! If you can't change your song, let us get into a 69!

In heaven: Garrincha

- I just realise that men don't like soccer! They only talk about it to do a smokescreen for approaching women! When the woman flees the boring talk, they switch back to talking about sexy bitches!
- Yeah! But there are women now that DO like soccer!
- God help us! Pray for Saint Garrincha in Heaven!

check entendi meu bem

So check the text below. The first clue to the code might be the muse thing. Muses are by definition beyond reach. But the poet here is talking about someone he or she has probably had sexual intercourse with, or at least tongue kissed. He or she is talking about a new kind of muse, that is human and gentle, answering to notes. That doesn't mean you can touch the muse, but it is way different from the old ones, appearing to you during dreamlike states. So check your mithology file.

ENTENDI MEU BEM

Entendi meu bem
Que não sou bem o tarado
Que você queria
Pra ser teu namorado

E logo transferi
Pro setor de musas
Totalmente entusiasmantes
Que respondem meus bilhetes
Teu olhar acessível
Teu sorriso encantado

cinoca

new word: cinoca. An instrument used for pegging in the slang sense you find at Wikipedia. It is a shorter form of cintaroca, which is a contraction of cinta and piroca, in which cinta means harness and piroca is a slang word for penis. Ou agent has found that this month will

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 148)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Mabel Spinola. Black and white digital photomix of what seems to me are bits and pieces of Earth as seen from space, through some filters. But it's not made to look like that, and it doesn't. It does look like an abstract composition, which I guess was the original idea. The CD doesn't say what is the size of it. But I remember it as not too small, but still one that a man could carry about by himself. So it was not too big. Anyway: Black and white abstract composition made with with photomix software, and I like it. Good show!

cosmic frenulum

love thy closet

You must know by now that the Macho Cocksucking Bi Triad has been reclassified at BS level One. This, and the info above, call for an immediate Red Sucker Alert. We must at once go thru those tapes and locate all the places in them where the phrase GIVE IT TO ME BABY is used and have the codeboys at team 4077 do a triple crunch on all that, plus this new stuff you see below. It has just arrived with priority level
WHATEVER ONE. And when you're thru, get me some coffee and change that web radio to some decent vegan satanist favela music, for Chrissake!

- Ah, mas beijar no Lama de Ferro conta menos do que na Fiofox, porque o Lama é bem mais escuro! Na Fio as pessoas te beijam vendo a sua cara! Se beijou é porque achou bonito!
- Putz! Maior papo closet romantic!

absent like-minded

- So how was Xmas?
- What? It's past Xmas? I didn't even noticed it! Not on my TV or the Web!

you've got nail

- Can you tell us about war, Sir?
- War is horrible! I hope I never go to war again! Believe me: peace is better!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 147)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Maya Inbar. Oil on canvas, 2002, 89 x 116 cm. Title is: Simetria Diversa, which means Diverse Simmetry. WOW! Where was that painting, man? I'm sure glad I have seen the photo of it! This is as much fun as those great colorful paintings that Kandinsky did right before total abstraction! Good show!

short course on statistics

-It's on Google News Brasil: The Brazilian Institute of Geography and statistics, IBGE, has found out there are 17.000 gay couples in Brazil, and that's without counting the big cities and state capitals!
- Of course! If they had checked ONLY the big cities and state capitals they would find 17.000 HETEROSEXUAL couples!

drawing better

from the start

- I don't understand this supposed son of God that was dumb enough to get arrested and sentenced to death!
- Maybe God was telling us that ANYBODY can make mistakes, and still we are forgiven everything we do right from the start!
- What? ANYTHING? What if I go out and rob a bank? God will forgive me?
- YES! But I'm sure the cops will show up to wish you a Merry Xmas!

Fuck Jesus Christ

- Fuck Jesus Christ, and all prophets of all religions! All they say is: be a happy slave, because God loves you, and will let you go on vacation after you die! Fuck all that! WHAT IS IT!?
- Madam, your boyfriend is on the phone saying he's forgiven you.

gay kiss japan believe me

- I saw it on Youtube just now! It's called gay kiss japan, and I'm shocked to tell you what I found out: young japanese men have hair on their legs!
- You should go out of your apartment more often! Believe me!

Her first in Copacabana

- I did the sensible thing to do: went out to get drunk and dance and snog people I don't really know!
- How was it?
- I kissed three blokes and two gals, and found myself walking the streets of Copacanana with a smile on my face at about 9 a. m. Saturday morning, possibly looking like something from Cartoon Network!
- That much shambled?
- I was fine, believe me! I was able to vomit INTO the toilet, instead of all over it! And I remember the names of every single person I kissed!
- So?
- You want names? OK: first it was this internet shaman guy called Richard, then this student called Angela. We did a triple kiss between us, and they went back to the dancefloor. I was supposed to go with them, but I don't know what. I kissed this guy who said he knew my barwoman friend, who was his teacher. His name was Dario. I slept a bit with my face glued to one of the tables. My friend Sandro gave me a bottle of water. I woke up. I kissed Sandro, and then my friend Evelyn. Or maybe I kissed her first!

strategical decisions

- Time to choose, sir! Either number 2 or number 3 must go on a suicide attack!
- Who would you choose?
- They're equally good terrorists, sir!
- Anyone married?
- Both of them, sir!
- Ok! Send the one with the hottest wife!

rise

- Sir! These rumours of an uprising could jeopardize our business plans for those countries!
- Well, if those young men feel like an uprising, we can make a lot of money selling condoms!

unexpected promotion

- I hear your girlfriend dumped you! Are you alright?
- I'm fine! She'll probably do me even more good now that she's one of my muses!

the mouse of the rising sun

- It's on Google News US! Scientists use skin cells turned into stem cells and cure mice of sickle cell anemia!
- Mickey's saved! YES!

mind the gasp

- It's on the Telegraph! London Underground wants no business anymore with the voice that says "Mind the gap" to the underground users. And all because of some jokes Emma Clarke made on her website!
- Yeah! So the passengers should beware: the London Underground quite probably cannot take a joke!

watch it

- Just strip and do it! I like to watch!
- Yeah, but having sex in public is illegal on this planet! We'd get arrested!
- That's the part I like the most!

subs go home

- I said: tie me up. Show me your hard cock. Don't touch me. Don't let
me touch you. Just show me IT. Get dressed. Untie me. I will go home
and sleep SO good!
- Right! That's exactly what I thought I'd heard you say!

behind any comprehension

- It's on BBB News in portuguese! Art show in Madrid shows photos of buttocks!
- So let us come ass we are!

fuktastic life

- All that I know is that MTV Brasil showed the video of Tomato Head, by Shonen Knife late at night years ago, and my life was transformed! I feel so much happier today!
- Yeah! Even if they were not secretly singing about drinking bloody mary, it is absolutely fuktastic!

Mais Uma Vez

mais uma vez
você sorriu
e outra vez
o céu se abriu

não acredito
que houve nuvens
e nem tristeza
algum dia

só acredito
na alegria
o resto é tudo
fantasia

e outra vez
o céu se abriu
mais uma vez
você sorriu

identification

- I dreamed I was old and rich and my cell phone was my ID.
- Wake up, old man! Your secretary is on your ID and says that big deal in on!

a toast to the queen

- Why won't you throw our used condoms in the basket?
- To let some bitch at this hotel make a baby out of it and sue one of us for a lifetime motherhood allowance? I'd rather take it back home and fry it in my toaster!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 146)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- I just want to add something about Matheus Perpétuo. And that is that I was trying to open the file for his photos. Not successful, but I managed to see one of the tabloid headlines in his work, and it told about a woman that was shot and left unharmed, because the bullet stopped inside her silicone breast implant! Good show!