LIFE IS COMPLICATED AND THE REST IS JUST A BIG LOAD OF DETAILS YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORRY ABOUT

ART SOUNDS THE

- We must turn your brand of Outsider Art into something that is ON.

- Onsider Art? Sounds nice but isn't this ON thing on its way OUT by now?

- So what do we do? Something OFF? Offsider Art?

- I think maybe something IN? Insider Art?

- Maybe something more inclusive? Inclusiver Art?

- Inclusiver Art sounds the most. Can we sell it?

WE NEED TO DO MORE OF THOSE THINGS WE DO NOT DO MORE OF AFTER WE WRITE WE NEED TO DO MORE OF

YES MY ALLERGY TO RELIGIOUS NUTS CAN BE CONTROLLED BY SCIENCE

TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER AND TO SURVIVE IS TO FIND MEANING IN ERASING UNWANTED RECEIVED MESSAGES TO UNCLOG YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES

HIDDEN AGENDAS ARE LIKE BEING A CUCKOLD IN THAT THEY ONLY EXIST IN YOUR HEAD

YOU CAN ALWAYS CHOOSE BETWEEN SMILING AND GETTING BEATEN TO DEATH

SEGUNDAS INTENÇÕES SÃO IGUAIS A CHIFRES PORQUE SÓ EXISTEM NA SUA CABEÇA

THIS IS ELECTRONIC DRAWING OR SOMETHING

Such a Hair Up

- I was searching for pics of face down flat on the belly anal sex and the search engine kept mixing some images of girls that had small tits and some were cartoon drawings looked underage WHAT THE FUCK man!?

- That's just BAIT that the cops put online to catch pervs, man. No need for you to get such a HAIR up your ASS. Write BELLY DOWN instead and it should work alright.

MAN GIVES BIRTH TO A BABY THROUGH HIS ANUS

 People will continue sending long boring voice messages because they WILL NOT READ ANYTHING longer than a sentence UNLESS it is about some UNBELIEVABLE STUFF THEY WISH WAS TRUE.

NO PORK NO SUGAR NO MILK NO PROBLEM

NO PORK

NO SUGAR

NO MILK

NO PROBLEM

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

GPS Codebreaker Excerpt

 We are checking if Gostosa Plus Size (GPS) here means SHE-licious Plus-Size.

CUPID MOON ORBITING URANUS

OH MY GAWD SHE WENT BACK TO HAVING FUN AGAIN

THIS IS ELECTRONIC DRAWING OR SOMETHING

Cool and rational

 I think I have it figured out for Brazilian politicians. We need to move the capital city to the coldest weather possible. Gramado for example. Because we need politicians that keep cool and rational when they decide what will happen to the rest of us. Maybe they could rule from a research station in Antarctica using the web or a fax machine. It must be easy to stay cool near the South Pole.

YEAH IT WILL EVOLVE INTO A MUCH MORE HUMANE SITUATION FOR SURE

BIG EROTIC JAPAN SEX SHEMALE

UNBELIEVABLE CRUELTY IS BELIEVABLE

WILLING TO RISK OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES FOR HER IDEALS

SCARED OUT OF HIS WITS BY PEOPLE DO MEANING WHAT THEY SAY

VULGAR WORDS CAN SOMETIMES BE SURPRISING

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE FULL SHITE

WE GUESS YOUR TEACHER WILL ENJOY BORING YOU WITH THIS STUFF HERE

OUR DEADPAN HEARTS WILL GO ON

WE WILL TELL THE JOKE AGAIN USING TALENT MAYBE

Guns and lawyers might be needed

 Because you should never joke before the judge, and any person online can be a judge, you should never joke online, but that is also a joke.

ERROR 404 JOKE NOT FOUND

AFTER MANY YEARS OF RESEARCH WE FOUND OUT WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

ONLY THE MOST BORING ART WILL SURVIVE

WUSSY RIOT DANCE MUSIC PARTY MIX

AFTER SOME COUPLE OF THOUSAND YEARS THE COMMON ERA HAS ENOUGH WEIRD STUFF MAYBE

Overnight Satori

Overnight illumination

Once in a lifetime sensation

Can't understand a thing

Just can't stop that swing

Some old angel gave me a wink

Maybe something in my drink

Overnight illumination

Once in a lifetime sensation

Can't understand a thing

Just can't stop that swing

AS ALWAYS THE OLD BELIEVE LIFE WAS MORE FUN WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND THE YOUNG BELIEVE LIFE WAS MORE FUN BEFORE THEY WERE BORN

UNLESS THE WHOLE PLANET KNOWS THAT YOU ARE HAVING MORE FUN THAN ANYBODY ON THE WHOLE PLANET YOU DO NOT REALLY FEEL THAT YOU ARE HAVING MORE FUN THAN ANYBODY ON THE PLANET

MY T-SHIRT LOUDLY DECLARES THAT

mein deutsch ist lächerlich schlecht

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD SHOOTING AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SHOPPING?

MY T-SHIRT IS SCREAMING THAT

Mi español es ridículamente malo

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD STOPPING AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SHOPPING?

WITHOUT

Someone writing about being too emotional was just too much to read without stopping to think.

I DON'T WANT YOUR OPINION

MY OTHER STUFF IS EVEN WORSE

DIFDE

 Difde stands for Different Demographic, as in the phrase OK, Difde (when the person you are typing to might not be a Boomer, but certainly looks like someone out of your age group).

IS IS TRUE THAT YOUR EARLY STUFF IS EVEN MORE BORING?

IF THE POLITICIAN YOU HATE DIES YOUNG AND GETS EVEN GREATER ADORATION BY LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULD NOT PREFER THE BASTARD MARTYR ALIVE?

ARE YOU AWARE THAT THINGS WILL CHANGE INTO A BRAND NEW SAME OLD STUFF?

SHOCK VALUE

It's always some craptalk or another. Cubists were hated one hundred years ago when getting inspiration from African mask art or something because Africans were supposedly inferior savages. Today they would be hated for supposedly stealing other people's culture or something. That is the same craptalk about purity that generated racism. So freaking stupid it's shocking. 

Really? Well, I'm glad that you are drunk but can still see the SHOCK VALUE of it all.

HOW TO GET IT

GET SICK

GET WELL

REPEAT

 IS IT TRUE THAT THE FICTIONALIZED VERSION OF YOU IS EVEN MORE BORING?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU DO NOT DWELL IN THE PAST BECAUSE IT IS TOO FAR FROM DOWNTOWN?

THERE ARE NO MORE FASCISTS

IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING NEGATIVE

TO SAY ABOUT ME

YOU ARE A FASCIST

I STOPPED EVERY LAST OF YOU

FROM SAYING ANYTHING NEGATIVE

ABOUT ME

THERE ARE NO MORE FASCISTS

HALLELUJAH

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ALWAYS NOTICE SARCASM?

OUR VERY

OUR VERY NEXT

KING-ELECT

WILL SOLVE IT ALL

SURE YEAH

MATURATION

DID NOT

FIND

MY

VOICE

SO

MADE

AN

EPIC

DOODLE

BSWD

BIRTH

SCHOOL

WHATEVER

DEATH

Humorous and serious

Two sides

Same fake coin

 IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE BREAKING NEWS AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SCREAMING NEWS?

 WANNA BE ON TOP GOTTA EXERCISE YA LEGS

 QUER FICAR POR CIMA TEM QUE MALHAR AS PERNA

IN THE NEWS: IS THE NEW ANGELIC UPYOURS ALBUM ORAL SEX FOR THE DEAD TOO CONTROVERSIAL?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD LORA AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO LIRA?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD HEROES AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO HERPES?

Inspiration

[text truncated] contains a line (So many lies, so much brute force) that appears to be the source of inspiration for [text truncated].

De Cada

Mentira e pancadaria

O pau nosso

De cada dia

TEXT IN ALL CAPS THAT COULD MEAN SHOUTING

STOP INSULTING OTHERS YOU MOTHERFUCKING SONOFABITCH

VAI XINGAR A PUTA QUE PARIU FILHA DA PUTA

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD SAUSAGE AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SAUDADE?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD BIKINI AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO VIKING?

IS IT TRUE THAT HIS ONE-MAN SHOW FLASH MOB WAS MISTAKEN FOR A PSYCHOTIC DANCE FIT?

May the farcical be with you

May the farcical be with you

As you die on your last flirt

May you have a lot of friends

And not many bones that hurt

WE TRIED TO SAY THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE BUT HIS LEAKED LOVE POEMS STOPPED HIM FROM BEING ELECTED OUR CHIEF LITERATURE PROFESSOR

HOT CHOCOLATE BOY (GLAM FINGER MIX)

HOT CHOCOLATE BOY (VIOLENT VEGAN MIX)

SHE WAS READING A BOOK CALLED MISTS OF CADELON

EVERYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED TO MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY

IS IT TRUE THAT HE DIED FROM MULTIPLE NETWORKING FAILURE?

IF WE DON'T LEARN FROM WAR WHY WOULD WE LEARN FROM PEACE?

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE WILL SAY YOU ARE AN IDIOT WHO SHOULD HAVE DONE THINGS DIFFERENTLY

NOTHING SPECIAL IS ALSO SPECIAL BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT HAVING ANY INTENSE PHYSICAL REACTION LIKE A CONVULSION

WE HEREBY GUARANTEE THERE ARE NO EVIL SPIRITS INSIDE THIS DRAWING

AUTOMATIC BS

AUTOMATIC

LOVER AUTOMATIC

LIVER AUTOMATIC

LIFER AUTOMATIC

WEASEL AUTOMATIC

KNIEVEL AUTOMATIC

BUZZER AUTOMATIC

NONSENSE AUTOMATIC

LIFE AUTOMATIC

WIFE AUTOMATIC

MISTER AUTOMATIC

SISTER AUTOMATIC

MISER AUTOMATIC

SCHEISSER AUTOMATIC

PINER AUTOMATIC

LYSOL AUTOMATIC

SUN AUTOMATIC FUN

AUTOMATIC BS

AUTOMATIC SUCCESS

AUTOMATIC STOP

HUGE BLACK SISSY BEAR GAY

FILM TITLE BELIEVED TO BE NOS TEMPOS DA URBANINHA (INTERNATIONAL TITLE: SEXY NERDY URBANITE)

COSMOFUNKY JAZZ ROCK NERDS

SHUT UP AND WEAR A MEDICAL MASK

SHODDY COPY OF DADA-SURREALISM

MILDLY CRAZY DUMBBELLS

ROCKET SILENCE

WE COMPLAIN ABOUT POLICE VIOLENCE BECAUSE COMPLAINING ABOUT MOB VIOLENCE IS REALLY REALLY DANGEROUS

MADRE TESERA

 And in those days a text was uploaded to the Brazilian interweb that said : "REZA MAS TOMA A VACINA LEK!" (MADRE TESERA). That means something like PRAY BUT GET THE VACCINE SHOT YO. Some say the angels said RIGHT ON SISTER.

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR FROM AFAR YOU GODDAMN FOOL

IF NOTHING IS EVER FUNNY THE JOKE IS ON YOU

SHUT UP AND WRITE

ANY PIP CAN AND WILL BE MISUNDERSTOOD AS AGGRESSION

PONTIFICATION NATION FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL

YOUR BUSINESS NETWANKING MUST BE IMPROVED

ONLY THE OTHERS PONTIFICATE

WASH THE TOILET PAPER BEFORE USING IT

OUR AIM IS IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE YOUR GUILT IS OUR GAIN

WE KNOW THEY CAN'T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE BUT WILL SUE ANYWAY TO HIT THE HEADLINES

YOU DON'T NEED CHILDREN BECAUSE YOU ARE ALREADY BOTHERED BY APP NOTIFICATIONS

WE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT IT SAYS IT IS A TRUE STORY AND YOU BELIEVED IT

Memento Mori

Memento mori

Satori

Adam und Eva

Whateva

VOICE-TO-VOICE COMMUNICATION BANANA SPLIT CARD

WE ARE THE IDIOTS WRITING STUPID THINGS ONLINE THAT WE COMPLAIN ABOUT

COSMOSSAMBA ROCK JAM

STROBOSSONIC SAMBAJAZZ