GREEN RAINBOW BOOK (2018-2019) POST DRAWING

Excerpts:
(...) JANUARY 2018 (...) THIS SHIT paper notebook here cost me US 21.64 DOLLARS here in Rio de Janeiro so WELCOME to the SOUTH AMERICAN JUNGLE (...) AM YISRAEL CHAI! (...) DRINK SCOTCH OR IRISH OR WHATEVER (...) NIGGER-LOVING COCKSUCKING BISEXUAL SKINHEADS UNITE! (...) FIVE ECSTASY SHORT STORY IN RIO THING It was early 1997 in Rio de Janeiro and the sun was rising on our beachfront kiosk in Atlantica Avenue in Copacabana (...) We were just coming down from a tech-trance party. Having a beer or some Coca-Cola. One guy looked quite electric. We asked him HOW many ECSTASY PILLS did you have tonite man? He smiled and showed us his EYES. And said: FIVE PILLS. 1997 in Rio. (...) BLUE AS HELL SHORT STORY THING That was the night I was so fucking drunk I actually stopped to think. Should I phone MEINE Mutter and tell her about my young death? I wanted to tell her it was not her fault if I DRANK MYSELF TO DEATH ONE DAY. But I really didn't give a fuck about her feelings. Those were THAT CRAZY bitch problems of HER MIND. So I just jerked off and fell asleep. (...) OUT OF ME FOOKIN TITS (ON XTC NINETEEN NINETY SIX DECEMBER SHIT SHORT STORY THING) Everybody thinks I am on Ecstasy every Techno Party. Because I am a fucking IDIOT DANCING ROBOT MANIAC FAGGOT OR SOMETHING. But they were WRONG. It was December 22 1996 or something and it was the FIRST TIME I TOOK ECSTASY. One pill that changed my LIFE JEEZAZ FOK! Yes, you think you think I AM AN ASSHOLE. MAYBE I AM AN ASSHOLE.  FUCK OFF! (...) READ AND READ READ AND READ UNTIL YOU ARE TOO HUNGRY TO GO ON AND SO you stop and eat something and (...) then GO BACK AND READ MORE and more and more and more and MORE! People are starving right now because they don't know how to READ! YOU must STUDY MORE you BASTARD! (...) IF YOU WANT OBSCURITY, YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO FAIL OR SOMETHING STORY It just flashed into my mind that I can't really have a formula for NOT GETTING FAMOUS because it could happen BY CHANCE. And trying to NOT get famous could backfire. Even being unprofessional could at long last get you an unwanted award and fame for being a rebel. OK, I GIVE UP! Just be ready if it happens. (...) Try to live a long and very happy life in spite of yourself and all else. (...) COSMOTRONIC JOB OFFER (...) WE GIVE YOU our young arrogant ignorance because young at heart arrogant ignorance makes die WELT GO BOUND TO FAAK UP. (...) AND THE WOALD TURNS AROUND (...) COZMIK DELICIOUS AMAZINGLY CHARMING ALTERNATIVE FLATULENCE ORGASMIC SMELL (...) AM ISRAEL CHAI (...) LONG LIVE ISRAEL (...) GET AN AR-15 CLONE RIFLE AND FUCK THOSE TERRORISTS UP (...) VIVA ISRAEL (...) YEAH THE COSMIC DUMBBELL VISION (...) PURIM COSMIC STUFF (...) LONG TIME AGO RELIC STARBURST GALAXY (...) WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL. Do you know your own name? Do you recognize this woman? And this man? (...) What's the name of the city? We think you should never drink alcohol again. (...) Does that surprise you a lot? (...) LET'S GO AND FUCK OFF. Yeah we think we're fine because we drink all the time so let's go and fuck off. Yeah we're fine because we are smart and high so let's go and fuck off. We are so very special because we really really care so let's go and fuck off. Yeah let's just shut up and FUCK OFF. (...) SPY COMEDY MADE OF INTERCEPTED INFO [A black ball pen drawing of a black tgirl with a boner] US Army IT Engineer Ms Jay Flapper (...) WE ARE HERE AND WE'RE QUEER AND THOSE FUCKN COMMIES AND FASCISTS ARE GONNA DIE (...) Pieces of information (...) WE ARE A WORK OF FICTION AND ANY SIMILARITY WITH ANYTHING IS A HUGE COINCIDENCE (...) I FOUGHT THE COMMUNISTS SO FUCK OFF I SAY JESUS FUCK I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL YOU SICK NAZI FUCKS FUCK OFF I SAY I DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BUT liberal democracy SO FUCK OFF JESUS FUCK (...) HOW TO DO THE CAPSULE 1. Buy one of those sex toys that are a cylinder where you insert your penis to ejaculate; 2. Ejaculate; 3. Seal it for good; 4. Label it with a date [for it to be opened] one hundred years in the future; 5. Before signing it, give it the following title: Slime Capsule. (...) He gets a gun and goes out to get some justice. Alone. He is doing it alone. In real life he would probably get killed very quickly. But this is a movie. A fantasy. PISTOL FANTASY. He gets his revenge. Everybody leaves the movie theater feeling pretty cool. Maybe. I don't know. WHO THE FUCK CARES? (...) AND THEN we went to Israel. We saw the coast line in Tel Aviv. We heard about the troubles on the borders. We prayed at the Western Wall. We saw Modern and Contemporary Art at the museum. We were OK with the Rainbow Pride flags everywhere. We felt quite safe. Then we came back to Rio de Janeiro. But it's OK. (...) Found out today [Jan.1.2019] that I am drawing SEVEN (not six) books at the same time. They are: 1. GREEN RAINBOW BOOK (this one here); 2. RED BOOK; 3. PINK BOOK; 4. PURPLE BOOK; 5. BOOK ONE (this has nothing to do with order of drawing); 6. YELLOW BOOK; 7. BEAGLE BOOK. Don't ask me why but I have started all of them in 2018. (...) The young man who died in Rio last Tuesday to save his mother from a bullet was called Matheus Lessa. He was 22. (...) BBC Brasil says that both Brazil and the US have recognized Juan Guaidó as interim president of Venezuela. Took a walk before breakfast (...) Finished reading A ORIGEM DO MUNDO (by Liv Stromquist) yesterday. She said men have screwed women. (...) Reuters says: Brazilian prosecutor warns Bolsonaro government on indigenous land rights. (...) My phone says today will be a partially clouded warm day. (...)

LUST TO SUCK SEED

EDM BOOK (SEP.24.2016-JAN.14.2017) POST DRAWING: FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE PORN

Excerpts:

START: SEP. 24.2016[.] WHEN I WRITE I WILL USE ENGLISH BECAUSE MY ENGLISH VOCABULARY IS SHORTER THAN MY PORTUGUESE ONE AND SO I WILL PROBABLY WRITE THE STUFF USING A MORE DIRECT STYLE. I AM USING A RED PEN BECAUSE OF MANCHESTER UNITED AND OTHER SOCCER FOOTBALL TEAMS THAT WEAR RED. WRITING IS DRAWING LETTERS IF YOU USE A PEN. THIS HERE IS DRAWING.  DRAWING LETTERS. AND OTHER STUFF. [...] BI PRIDE! YEAH! WHATEVER! (PLEASE USE A CONDOM) [...] YEAH! WHATEVER! [...] SOMEWHAT BLURRED [...] SAW ROGUE  ONE. LIKE WOW! [...] Saw this movie called Sully. It was about a very brave plane pilot. Nice! [...] SAW THIS MOVIE CALLED OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY. GREAT FUN! [...] WELL I SAW THIS MOVIE ABOUT A DOCTOR WHOSE SURNAME WAS STRANGE AND I MEAN IT WAS STEVE STRANGE OR SOMETHING AND IT WAS THE IMAGE! MAN! [...] WENT TO SEE THIS ACTION MOVIE BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT. YES LOTS OF PEOPLE GOT KILLED. THERE WERE PROFESSIONAL KILLERS. BUT THERE WAS ALSO SOME DRAMATIC OR TRAGIC STUFF. IT WORKED OK AS DRAMA WITH ACTION. NAME OF IT WAS THE ACCOUNTANT. [...] I WENT TO SEE EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! AGAIN WITH THEM. VERY GOOD! [...] FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE PORN. [...] WE WATCHED THE GREEN LANTERN AND THEN WE WATCHED CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. IT WAS FUN. [...] AFTER 24 HOURS OR SO THE DOCTORS MADE AN INCISION TO GET HIM OUT OF HER WOMB. HE BELIEVES IT WAS A CAESAREAN SECTION. [...] CONFLICTING REPORTS. NO. REPORTS THAT SHOWED SOME INCONSISTENCIES. WHAT SEEMED TO HAVE HAPPENED WAS THAT HIS MOTHER STAYED FOR MANY HOURS OR MAYBE AN ENTIRE 24 HOURS WAITING FOR HIM TO BE BORN. [...] HE REALISED THAT TALKING TO HIS PARENTS ABOUT THE SUBJECT WAS UNEASY EVEN FOR HIM MAYBE. IT WAS HIS BIRTH AFTER ALL. YEAH! FUCK OFF! WHATEVER! [...] NOT A COMMUNIST BUT RED IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLORS[.] [...] EVEN CENSORED PORN IS BETTER THAN YOU WHO HATES PORN. FUCK YOU. [...]

LIFE IS A TASTELESS JOKE SO PASS THE SALT

THE FLYING SAUCER IS THE ATHEIST'S SANTA CLAUS

O DISCO VOADOR É O PAPAI NOEL DO ATEU

ATHEIST POST DRAWING

The UFO is the Santa Claus of the atheist.

BUTTOCKS POST DRAWING

You draw the line where other people start having more fun than your holy buttocks.

STIFF POST DRAWING

Watched some old stand up with gross jokes and it was funny and I understand some will be offended and some will not laugh at all and they should just go do something else unless (that is) they enjoy having offended rage fits or being bored stiff.

PLANET DUMP: REPORT FOUR

Planet Dump is not full of thieves and murderers but has enough of both to feel like it does.

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

LONGER BREATHING

His expression was so deadpan that it took us a while to notice that he was no longer breathing.

POETRY

His friend said that his drawing was so bad that it could only be saved by calling it a new form of poetry.

ON DRAWING

His friend said that "drawing by letters" was wrong and that "drawing WITH letters" was the correct phrase. He replied that he knew that but was willing to run the risk of having that part of his body of drawing filed under "poetry" somewhere. He added that John Jail was an example with his unusual lectures. He then grabbed his keyboard and went on drawing.

DRAWING BY LETTERS

During that time he decided he would do his drawing while listening to aleatoric music. He had been listening to his ventilator for a few days. Now he was listening to a combination of his ventilator and an all-news radio station. He went online and used his virtual keyboard to keep on drawing by letters.

WEAK JOKE

Dating apps are a great way to have a crappy hook up with someone just like you. And they get more like you by the second. You got dandruff? There is a dating app for people just like you. And a dating app for snoring, one for bad breath, one for insomnia, for myopia, for flat feet, for hypochondria, and many more, even a dating app for people who only write something down if it is a weak joke.

VERSION OF IT

She was surprised to find the opening credits of the pilot of the series online. Then again it was nearly fifty years ago so it figured. Field hospital near the frontline in the Korean War. She was alive to laugh and cry and flatulate again. She was under the impression that she had never seen that version of it.