rapaz e amor

8 shot dead

- Do you have any idea what you doing, man? You just went in there and shot eight people! You can't simply do it like that, you understand!?
- I can't? OK, sorry. Won't happen again, I promise.

t-shirt reminder

fluo drunk

- When she's drunk, she gets magnetically attracted to fluorescent colors!
- It could be skunk flashback. Or genetic. It's fine, but I'm out the door if she starts reading poetry!

always might

- What did you learn in the weekend?
- That you can dance to eighties-like techno pop that has no vocals, if you're in the right club at the right time in Rio. That a rave in Argentina gives away straps with a plastic device that holds your bottle of water for you. That KGB is now called FSB. And that you always might meet a friendly newcomer when you go to a Bear meeting in Rio.

just friends

I would like
To drink your piss
I would even pay
For your new tattoo

But me and you
Are just friends
Friends that dance
Friends that kiss
Woo-hoo

the jesus trip

the image of the man in a cross with a revolver in one hand. Said it's from a movie called jesus trip.

(.)(.)

WOW

cq2x20

Gravamos ontem, eu e Cleantho Viana, o vídeo Planetary Agency for the Irradiation of Booze. Eu fiz o papel do cientista que diz algo assim:

- Hi! I'm a scientist. I'm from the Planetary Agency for the Irradiation of Booze. We are doing an experiment. We want to know what happens when the mind goes to outer space. In order to find out what happens, we are drinking, and giving out free drinks. We are using this Spanish absinthe, Philip Lasala. It's 53% alcohol. It should work, alright. I think it's already working. Would you like to participate in this experiment?

Em português, é algo assim:

- Olá! Eu sou um cientista. Eu sou da Agência Planetária da Irradiação da Birita. Estamos fazendo uma experiência. Queremos saber o que acontece quando a mente vai pro espaço. Pra saber o que acontece, estamos bebendo e oferecendo bebida grátis. Estamos usando este absinto espanhol, Philip Lasala. 53% de álcool. Deve funcionar. Acho que já está funcionando. Você gostaria de participar da experiência?

Breve num youtube perto do seu laptop! =)

cosmic urine

- It's on Google news UK! A young woman with four kidneys!
- Surprised? Just wait until the piss freaks hear about the chicks with four urinary
bladders you find near MY planet!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 152)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Nicholas Martins. Bathroom door plates that he called Representações Sociais, which means Social Representations. Screen-printing on aluminium. 10 x 40 centimeters each. Signed (not a signature, just the name), titled and dated 2004 on the lower left side. Both plates say the same: MASCULINO(A). That means Masculine, but the (A) changes it to a neologism that would mean feminine, for lots of feminine words in Portuguese end with that letter. But the plates are different in
color: one is written in blue letters in a blue-edged box, with the (A) in white; the other is written in white letters in a pink-edged box, with the (A) in pink. That gives way to a lot of mind games I'm not exploring here, but like very much. Also, those were the actual bathrooms, in use during the exhibition. Good show!

legalise anabolic steroids

- These kids are just a bore, running around and screaming like that!
- The father should teach the son how to masturbate, and tell him it is good for him to relax and take it easy!

drunken prostate

- It's on Google News US! Moderate intake of alcohol helps prostate!
- Of course! Some people just need to get a little drunk to get fucked in the ass! This way, they won't get sick for not doing something they really really wanted!
- Yeah, some people really really want it, deep inside!
- And then deeper!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 151)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Moana Mayall. Looking at the info, I'd like to add that her work is part of the Estrombo series. Estrombo means Stomach wrongly pronounced, as some people say it in Brazil. The correct word is Estômago. She mentions in her notes that it is a Seqüência de memória – painel em digestão, which means Memory sequence - mural being digested. The Estrombo series also includes images printed on airsickness bags, and an interactive Flash audiovisual. They were not in the Posição 2004 show. There is also a text. It says that Estrombo deals with how sounds and images on TV are digested by our bodies, much more than by our minds. It goes on about how the Web changed this, and how it all gets mixed like the images she mixed. They were all about the word stomach. And we are what we make of what sounds and images we digest and how. Good show! Also, there were some bits of naked human flesh among the images that I found very yummy!

metal machine stickman

outside of

As I get near the juice bar, I see them upstairs. Two young men holding hands at a table. Anyone can see them. Under the bright lights of the shopping mall, my heart is full of hope. Not drunk, folks! This is the first time I see this in Rio de Janeiro outside of a gay bar or discothèque. 2008 is great! Thank God for it! Or my new glasses, whatever!

sex tourist

seventeen seconds

- When I was old enough, my father told me he hated me! He said I stretched my mom's pussy when I was born! He said he was going to fuck ME, instead!
- Old enough? You are seventeen TODAY!
- I told him to fuck my ass instead! I want to be an astronaut, not a mother!
- Oh, my God! Is he still doing this to you?
- Nah! I skipped him for my young brother! His dick is bigger!

greenhouse music

- It's on the New York Times! Biofuels Deemed a Greenhouse Threat!
- Did I hear someone say HYDROGEN?

green light

pretty real

- You HAVE a girl! Why fuck a DOLL?
- My girl won't play dead for me! And the doll feels pretty real! And she never stops me to discuss our relationship! And also: she has a nice dick that is always hard for me and my girl to ride!

Porn movie on public TV

- It's on Radio Netherlands Worldwide! Porn movie on Dutch public TV causes row!
- I know! I'm one of those who will row across the ocean to be there to see it!