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PLANET DUMP: REPORT TWO

If you do not know Planet Dump, just imagine Planet Earth. Planet Dump looks like a country named Brazil in the year 2018. That's right. We don't even have flying cars. But I can't complain because my job at the National Undead Letter Office (or NULO) pays for a couple of shots of Moonbrine after work. Moonbrine (or simply Moo) is brown and not unlike the most lethal whisky ever. There are worse places than Planet Dump. More about those awful planets later. Maybe. It's not like I need more depressing news. We are not allowed to drink Moo at work because it could lead to dancing.

REALITY IS NOT A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE

IF ANTIFASCIST FASCISM DOES NOT KILL YOU FASCIST FASCISM WILL AND NEITHER WILL EVER ADMIT THEIR OVERSEXED MISTAKE

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