MARTA

MONICA

it's nothing, really!

nothing

the esoteric in me

- I had this dream where the Pope was giving it to me up the ass! Does this mean I was killed by the nazis in my past life?
- Nah! It means you are gonna marry a rich gay daddy!

recordar é beber

- Por que é que gente tava bebendo esses uísques, mesmo?
- Pra comemorar 24 horas sem birita!

GONSALO

arakvision

[...] found out that the band's name is either Arakvision or Araknation [...]

you gotta love your gun

you gotta love your gun
it's so much fun
you gotta treat her right
all through the night
you gotta love your gun

members are

[...] available info indicates that the band members are: Alexandre, André, Khalil and Marcelo. Lydia and Margarete were there at the [...]

PETER

fragment

[...] photo of a nude woman with what appears to be a black substance oozing out of her vagina. Handwritten speech balloon indicates she is saying: I am the Goddess of Petrol Salvation! Title is [...]

fragmentos

[...] confirma significado ignorado. Acionar code freaks de [...] decodificar [...] frase: Se Maomé não vai ao motel, o motel vem a Maomé.

ANGEL OF HARLEM (WITH ICE POP)

mach schau

- I saw Speed Racer, and the movie is a great adaptation of the feeling of the japanese animation from 1967! It's futuristic delirious and over the top, and the bad guys are maniacs, and Speed is like a hero that is mad about racing cars. He goes for the overdrive and races like crazy!
- A real go-go-go boy!

ABERZOMBIE

AND FEETCH

RIDING ON THE ROCKET

RESIST

behind herself with joy

- It's on msnbc! Study says that type of fat that accumulates around the hips may fight diabetes! Check it here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24501877/
- Amazing butt true!

too much funky business

- Just exchange the names of Canada and Cuba on a world map and send the image over to them!
- Yes!

suicide note

I want to see the manager!

STROBO FLOWERS

sanitation crazy

- It's on goodnewsindia dot com! http://www.goodnewsindia.com/index.php/Magazine/story/india-sanitation-success/
This New Delhi guy called Fuad Lokhandwala has a company that builds and keeps public toilets that are "inauguration clean forever!" It's Fumes International!
- Holy shit!

quer me conhecer melhor

Quer me conhecer melhor? OK.

Eu sou um cara que é pela legalização do casamento pansexual entre qualquer número de pessoas que
concordem em se juntar em grupos de dois ou mais. E pelo respeito aos solteiros convictos.

Eu sou pela legalização do uso divertido de remédios, e de drogas atualmente ilegais. Se eu posso
beber o meu whisky, os outros devem poder usar o que gostam. E pelo respeito aos caretas.

Eu sou pelo porte de arma geral, pra quem quiser, a não ser que a pessoa tenha uma ficha criminal
e/ou psiquiátrica muito muito muito preocupante. E pelo respeito aos pacifistas.

Eu sou pelo capitalismo domesticado, onde quem não tem competência pra nada é sustentado pelo
Estado. E pelo respeito aos viciados em trabalho.

Eu sou pelo humor, mesmo que cruel, sem censura. E quem se ofender, que mude de canal.

THE DUNGEON GENERAL WARNS YOU

the people in the band have easy access to

further investigation revealed that the name of the band in question is Rivotrados, which is a play on the name of a medication called Rivotril, as well as the word revoltados, which means rebelling people. Rivotril (or Rivatril) is Klonopin, and all three are market names for the anticonvulsant and anxiolytic drug Clonazepam. Our undercover operative found out that the people in the band have easy access to illegal drugs, but appear to prefer hard liquor and coffee.

BEAUTIFUL MAN

WHITE LINES

OBRIGADA PELA PARTE QUE ME TOCA 2

A PERSISTIREM OS SINTOMAS

NINETEEN

if directly asked

- It's a good deed, for sure! He's in remission from cancer, travelling to give away supplies for the poor, and sharing his faith!
- There's a better one: in my planet there is this guy who's doing the same thing, but does not talk about faith. Only if directly asked, and then only naming the website of his religion!
- Freakylicious!

not seeing is believing

- It's on CBS news! Legally blind man, 78, bowls perfect game!
- That was a sight to behold!

I KNOW YOU LOVE AMPUTEES

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 159)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Roselane Pessoa, who painted the translucent glass doors of the toilet stalls of the female bathroom, which was open to anyone during the art show. I remember it as rhythmic calligraphic stuff, like minimalist music by Steve Reich, or Phillip Glass.
Beautiful and a bit disturbing, because of the fact that you had to go in and sit down, if you wanted a closer look. Some info: Título (Title): “para quem está sentado”
("for one who is seated"); Técnica (Technique): desenho sobre vidro (drawing on glass); Dimensões (Dimensions): 2,40 cm. largura (length); 1,88 cm. altura (heigth).
It was sober and funny at the same time. Good show!

this scalavrera thing

- So, can You tell me what the hell is this Scalavrera thing?
- It appears to be the name of a Brazilian Boutique, Sir!

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

no more puddles

- No more puddles after the rain! And it was ME who solved it! I just walk the city in the middle of the night, with my map box. It uses GPS and data banks to help me avoid perforating data tubes and other important stuff underground! So I just open a small hole directly into a sewer, and there goes the puddle created by bad street design!
- Lady Footanari will see you now!

magnifying glass love

It is a blue ballpoint pen drawing of a squatting naked man. He is sitting on the handle of a magnifying glass, so that it penetrates his anus. He looks ecstatic, and the speech balloon reads I LOVE YOU, SHERLOCK!
Below the image, there is a satirically modified version of a line from the Brazilian National Anthem: VERÁS QUE UM FILHO TEU NÃO FODE A LUPA, that means YOU WILL SEE THAT A SON OF YOURS DOES NOT FUCK A MAGNIFYING GLASS.

ORANGE SUNBURST

BLUE BALLS

WHITE HAIR