AS ALWAYS THE OLD BELIEVE LIFE WAS MORE FUN WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG AND THE YOUNG BELIEVE LIFE WAS MORE FUN BEFORE THEY WERE BORN

UNLESS THE WHOLE PLANET KNOWS THAT YOU ARE HAVING MORE FUN THAN ANYBODY ON THE WHOLE PLANET YOU DO NOT REALLY FEEL THAT YOU ARE HAVING MORE FUN THAN ANYBODY ON THE PLANET

MY T-SHIRT LOUDLY DECLARES THAT

mein deutsch ist lächerlich schlecht

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD SHOOTING AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SHOPPING?

MY T-SHIRT IS SCREAMING THAT

Mi español es ridículamente malo

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE THE WORD STOPPING AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SHOPPING?

WITHOUT

Someone writing about being too emotional was just too much to read without stopping to think.

I DON'T WANT YOUR OPINION

MY OTHER STUFF IS EVEN WORSE

DIFDE

 Difde stands for Different Demographic, as in the phrase OK, Difde (when the person you are typing to might not be a Boomer, but certainly looks like someone out of your age group).

IS IS TRUE THAT YOUR EARLY STUFF IS EVEN MORE BORING?

IF THE POLITICIAN YOU HATE DIES YOUNG AND GETS EVEN GREATER ADORATION BY LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULD NOT PREFER THE BASTARD MARTYR ALIVE?

ARE YOU AWARE THAT THINGS WILL CHANGE INTO A BRAND NEW SAME OLD STUFF?

SHOCK VALUE

It's always some craptalk or another. Cubists were hated one hundred years ago when getting inspiration from African mask art or something because Africans were supposedly inferior savages. Today they would be hated for supposedly stealing other people's culture or something. That is the same craptalk about purity that generated racism. So freaking stupid it's shocking. 

Really? Well, I'm glad that you are drunk but can still see the SHOCK VALUE of it all.

HOW TO GET IT

GET SICK

GET WELL

REPEAT

 IS IT TRUE THAT THE FICTIONALIZED VERSION OF YOU IS EVEN MORE BORING?

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU DO NOT DWELL IN THE PAST BECAUSE IT IS TOO FAR FROM DOWNTOWN?

THERE ARE NO MORE FASCISTS

IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING NEGATIVE

TO SAY ABOUT ME

YOU ARE A FASCIST

I STOPPED EVERY LAST OF YOU

FROM SAYING ANYTHING NEGATIVE

ABOUT ME

THERE ARE NO MORE FASCISTS

HALLELUJAH

IS IT TRUE THAT YOU ALWAYS NOTICE SARCASM?

OUR VERY

OUR VERY NEXT

KING-ELECT

WILL SOLVE IT ALL

SURE YEAH

MATURATION

DID NOT

FIND

MY

VOICE

SO

MADE

AN

EPIC

DOODLE

BSWD

BIRTH

SCHOOL

WHATEVER

DEATH

Humorous and serious

Two sides

Same fake coin

 IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WROTE BREAKING NEWS AND THE CORRECTOR CHANGED IT TO SCREAMING NEWS?

 WANNA BE ON TOP GOTTA EXERCISE YA LEGS

 QUER FICAR POR CIMA TEM QUE MALHAR AS PERNA