Every single thing in this life has a price

I hope you chose what you really wanted

Everybody writes

Nobody reads

You gonna give

Of course we had wild dreams about stuff we read about in that book about that movie about exorcism. But that was shortly after that glorious day that went into the night as we played tag around the block and we were so alive because it was getting really dark and somehow our parents did not notice our frenzy we were just blasting our lungs it was just awesome for we did not need girls and we did not need boys and it was just as fantastic as jerking off the way we ran and pant like we were going to explode we felt so alive I knew I did who cares what the others felt if it was not the same so sorry about you guys but I just got high from the chase and the touch and there you are now you belong to it you cannot help it it is your destiny and deep inside you feel so good to be part of something I know I did and I know it was a complete utter dream but so what I felt it so good it was all just the same to me who cared about reality I sure did not I just wanted to be part of something intense and there I was maybe if the blond girl who worked at her family corner shop would let me fuck that big hot ass she had then I'd be the happiest fourteen wanker in Brazil in the early Eighties but she was not into me that much so I just went on wanking to some old magazines I bought second hand in shops that were not about to worry if some minors got some dirty magazines on their hands yeah I remember this little kid was doing his birthday party and we older kids locked ourselves up in the bedroom with the porn magazine we found or someone smuggled in who cares we were just holding our dicks as we saw the photos inside and they showed us an almost queer fat black guy he was so gentle and when he was about to cum he asked the girl to cum along and I felt that was so right like girls want to get their rocks off too so why not yeah babe shake that ass you bitch you lovely girl you hot bitch you beautiful woman babe girl slut love of my life I am going crazy inside you oh you feel so good oh baby yes are you gonna give this sweet little ass to me all the way in you bitch you lovely obedient girl you beautiful thing my love oh honey baby YES OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Not in

He would do anything for him except marrying him because they knew better they were boyfriends once and it was better to be just fuck buddies and anyway the Brazilian law would not let them get married anyway so that was that and he woke up beside him and they ate breakfast and he said he had some work to do back home and he went and bought a ticket to see this romantic comedy later on and he went home and sat on a rubber dick for a while and then had to clean up the shit on the bathroom floor and take a shower and go see the movie and it was a good movie but romcoms always got him a little bit down with all this monogamy crap when all he wanted was to have someone special not someone locked up in a golden cage just for him so he gave up and got drunk and fell asleep thinking about phoning this other friend who was not going to have sex with him ever not in this lifetime no but they could talk a bit about how weird humans were.

Get it right

Before you call someone a fag or a whore in Brazil you must understand what it means for Brazilians.
Fag - Any man who makes more money or fucks more women than you.
Whore - Any woman married to a man richer than yours or that gets her pussy or ass fucked more often than you see a hard cock.

Except maybe

I arrived home with a magazine I wasn't supposed to be able to buy because I was like 15 at the most and it was meant for people over 18 and it took me a lot of guts to ask the man to sell it to me but it worked and I was so excited I barely hided it and that was a big mistake 'cause I arrived home and my dad was talking to my aunt and asked me which magazine was that and I was stupid enough to tell the truth and try to act casual but he felt diminished by my brazen talk and I never saw the inside of the magazine 'cause he confiscated it on the spot what could I say he was my dad and it was illegal for me to buy it I still remember the cover of it and never found it on used magazines stores I think maybe I will die before I find out what I missed and anyway it probably would not make any difference now that I'm old enough and have seen so much hard porn but still I wonder and I guess humans are like that they wonder if about stuff they can never get 'cause it's all in the past and that is something you can't touch except maybe in stories you tell and feel somewhat good about telling it is funny like that and if it is not funny for you that's too bad 'cause that is really all you have in this life except maybe for what you are doing for fun right now.

She looked like a woman

She looked like a woman. Really. You know those streetwalkers with tight trousers and big asses and huge tits inside very slim tops? That was her. With hair just the shade of blond that made me stop and stare. With bangs and a wide warm smile. Really warm. She was perfect. I asked her the price of her time and off we went to the nearby hotel. I sucked on those delicious big tits until my cock was hard as rock. Put the condom on and gave it to her doggy for a while. Then I made her lie face down to really really give it to her nice and deep and she was moaning these different moans and squeezing my dick in four or five different ways like she was either eager to see me cum very fast or enjoying it like crazy like one that gets a kick out of her sex working and either way it made me hotter and hotter this milking of my cock that went on and on until it subsided just a little like she gave up or was almost totally spent and then I felt it rising like my dick was going to shoot forth the mighty cosmic ecstatic prophesy and then I felt the warm and chilly shockwave coming from my balls right into my belly and spine and suddenly I was dancing a little harder and lighter inside her ass and it just felt oh so right oh please oh yes you bitch you good girl you lovely lovely thing GIVE YOUR ASS TO MEEEEEEEEEE! It felt like I was waving to the beat of one of those sufi dance trance music or something except there was no music except maybe the soundtrack of the porn movie on the TV and it was just too much for me and I just had to cry out in absolute pleasure I just had to take it out of her ass and rest a little bit and tell her she was hot and she just smiled sweetly and said almost nothing as we got dressed and I gave her price to her I just wanted to pray the gods protected her and I think I did and maybe at that time I even believed in prayer yeah that was a time I was sometimes so happy that I could even believe the gods were listening and really did care.

Not in

Who the fuck was gonna go to a party so early that the sun had just gone down? Me. I needed to work early the next morning. I arrived drunk. Not many people inside. Got myself some booze and went to the bathroom just to check if it was at the same place 'cause I never went there for about a year and I noticed there wasn't any sign on the door to say it was the man's restroom and it was the same with the other one so I asked this woman that was with her boyfriend or gayfriend or whoever fuck he was if they were showing up recently 'cause I thought the restrooms used to have some sign or something on the door and she said no it was always like that and I said OK and went away thinking she might be wrong like she looked too young to be coming to the place for too long like maybe she was just 18 really and she was so deadpan like I was weird I said nothing but I thought you assholes are so stuck with your cooler than thou crappy style that even a nerd like me gets you scared I bet you idiots would easily fall for a true psycho 'cause you would think the guy was the coolest and not creepy at all and you would trust him and that would be your sorry end or maybe you are asexual but are not OK with it so you hate other people like those stupid gays that hate nice bi people instead of shuting the fuck up and go suck some cock and let other people be whatever they are anyway I got some booze and went dancing alone I mean there was no one at all on the dancefloor like they needed some kind of permission to let loose so I danced for about forty minutes and got another shot of booze and danced like thirty minutes more and I figured that was the place to dance and nothing else if I wanted sex I should go to the whorehouse for I clearly was out even in that stupid wannabe underground club I mean the music was OK and the kids were probably just your average neurotic but I mean if people were no less idiotic than me and some might even be a little more stupid I was sorry but I really didn't care if some comet was going to destroy our planet 'cause we were just a bunch of egomaniac idiots so if we died and reincarnation was true we might evolve a bit eventually and if God did not exist then we were just a bunch of useless assholes and the death of all humans would probably even help the Universe improve so I just went home to jerk off and fall asleep and dream of a better world that I would probably never see come true. Not in this life.

Someone so nice

Too drunk maybe. I chat up some girls until I found one that was up for taking it in the ass but the truth was I was probably too drunk I just wasn't hard enough for anal sex but you know what I was feeling so good around her I just enjoyed the talking and licked her pussy and then fucked her pussy and just forgot all about fucking her ass 'cause her pussy was so hot I just wanted to lick it and fuck it over and over she was forty and hot as hell wow I just felt lucky to have met her and then I ate a sandwich at a late night snack bar and then I felt stronger and then I met this tranny I thought would take it in the ass real good but she was scared in bed like my dick was too big yeah OK I knew the part she was playing or maybe she was for real and thought my dick really was too big whatever so I just put my clothes back on here's your money thank you and I went looking for someone else and then suddenly I just decided I just wanted a warm hole in someone nice like ass or pussy I didn't care I just wanted to feel good like not cheated like feel great like the woman I had fucked before made me feel you know like a fair deal like I was liked enough you know like something that at least feels good I was just probably too drunk and emotional or whatever I just wanted someone who could at least make me feel welcome and the first woman was out of question she was probably going home with the money I gave her may the gods bless the old girl she treated me real fine so I was wandering and then I saw this young woman and something inside me just told me to go ahead and so I did and thank the gods 'cause she was really sweet and she gave me good head and her pussy just felt like home for my dick oh boy how I needed to feel this going home thing I just came real hard and sweet up her pussy and then we talked a while she had plans for her future I did not have plans myself but I was really truly happy for her I really thought that it was good that if not me at least someone so nice had plans for the future.

Estou ciente e desejo continuar

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Sexy amputee

Eu sou tarado
Por uma muleta
Eu quero comer
Uma puta perneta

Eu quero comer
Uma puta perneta
Botar no cu
Em vez da buceta

Stepped into

Stepped into the whore bar. I was talking the real thing like telling what I really wanted was anal sex but the girls were not into it except the fifth one was a black chubby hot mama said she was up to it but it was a lie but it was OK I fucked her pussy and sucked on her big black tits and said OK I know you won't take it the ass and of course she pretended she would like in a minute or two just take it easy but I just went back and before I reached the bar I saw this hot slim blond and told her my thing and she said she was a tranny and I said no problem I just want to fuck some ass and she was all for it and so we went and her ass was so fucking hot I just kept going in and out and in and it felt so hot and crazy I just went on and on and on and on right into her hot tight hole and it just drove me crazy like I want to come in your ass are you gonna give this hot ass to me you beautiful wonderful good girl oh give your ass to me you bitch my love you are the best ass in Rio I love your ass yes please are you gonna give that ass to me yes you bitch my lovely you whore I love your ass I am gonna cum up your ass you sweet little beautiful bitch yes oh yeaaaaaah! And so I was so dazed after I came that I think I payed like three times what she asked and only noticed it after I was almost home it was fine really her ass was worth three times the price oh baby!

Carnaval in Rio 2011

- So how was Carnaval?
- Fun like when I was young!
- Followed all the blocos?
- No. Watched late TV hoping to see almost naked women!

Said he liked

Forgot where my car was so fuck it I mean the traffic was probably gonna be hell with all this Rio Mardi Gras whatever going on so I walked to the place and the drumming was good but I could not find any hard liquor being sold but then I remembered a friend of mine was living nearby he had this pocket bottle of booze that was mine you know the ones that are flat and it was full of booze I knew he wouldn't touch it 'cause he had lots of the stuff in big bottles but he was just tired and I knew he did not want to see anyone on this last Carnival day in Rio but still I found a pay phone and tried and it was hopeless and I got a little mad at him for not answering the phone but then again I knew he was my friend precisely because I was a bit of a loner just like him you know sometimes I just want to be alone for some time and it was too bad this time 'cause I didn't wanna talk I just wanted to grab my bottle and vanish back into the street party but he was not going to pick up the phone so I just slammed the receiver back into the pay phone and swallowed what little booze I had left and went home walking and then this black guy stopped me to ask where the party was and I told him the way and he said OK but why are you leaving and I said my booze was gone and he said maybe we can get some more at a nearby hotel and only then I noticed that he was kinda staring at me and smiling so I said sure let's go I knew a hotel on a side street that was cool with gay people so we went and got a room and a bottle of scotch and his cock was as big as the strawberry condom I put over it and he came hard in my mouth saying he loved his white bitch and then we took a shower and he washed me and started fingering my ass and I said you better get four fingers inside if you want me to take that big thing you have and so he did one by one and when the fourth finger went in I was going crazy so I said let's get out of this shower please I need your cock in my ass right now and he said he wanted another big kiss from his white bitch before giving it to me and he held me tight he didn't care my dick was hard against his belly he just kissed me a long time while massaging my buttocks and then he said let's get dry and get this up your ass and I said I wanted to lay face down but he said I was his bitch and he was gonna fuck me doggy style for a while and so he did and then I went face down and he was whispering all sorts of dirty names into my ear as he pounded my ass I was screaming and shaking with pleasure and saying oh give it to me harder and after a long while I was just panting and sobbing and saying that I loved him you know all this crazy stuff you say when you are really getting your brains fucked out and then he stopped and said it was time for me to take it doggy again and jerk off and soil the sheet with my spunk as he fucked my ass hard and I asked him to please please jerk me of a little as he pounded my ass and he said OK and my hard dick felt small his hand was so big he wanked me a long long time and all the while moving his dick in and out and around the inside of my ass until I said I was going to cum and he said cum for me and squeezed my dick a little harder and I let out a series of yelps as my cum flew down into the sheets like his dick was pumping it through my ass and out my cock and then I collapsed and he never took his dick out of my ass he just went back to whispering in my ear how I was a bad boy and how I was his little white bitch for that night and how he was gonna use my ass to his heart content and how he liked his little white bitch and my tight little white ass and then he went on moaning words I could not understand and with a series of grunts he shoot his load all the way up my quivering ass and we held still for a couple of seconds afterwards and then I got his dick out and turned around to embrace him and he rolled up and faced the ceiling with distant eyes for a second but I was busy staring at the ball of cum at the tip of his condom and then he kissed me again and said he had to go home to his wife but that he wanted to rest a little bit holding his little white bitch for a while if it was OK and I almost cried 'cause he was one of the most gentle one night stands I had ever had and I said nothing I just smiled and kissed his cheek and then we frenched some more and he said he liked the way I kissed.

So lucky

- All we can tell you for now is that you were walking down a street when a bullet hit you through the chest. You just had a couple of seconds to see that you were dying and now you are here. You are safe and this is not a test. We are just asking you to tell us, if you want to, about your life. Short or long story, you decide. Tell us what you think is important to let people know about your life. Or what you feel you must tell someone. Even just one word, if you feel it is the best way to tell your story.
- OK. Well, I was Brazilian. I used to like best English and History at school. I was over thirty when the 9/11 attacks happened. I saw the news on TV and thought right away that the whole world was in deep trouble. But eventually I gave up worrying about a society that just seemed to be a huge machine that killed people for money, either slowly or very fast. I didn't feel that there was something I could do except write some fiction that never would be published by the big shots and get drunk when I was not working at some office and that was it. Of course I fell in love with some women and men. Most people do. I hope they have mostly good memories of me. I guess I was lucky to get that much love. Some do not seem to get any. Not even some nice meaningless sex for a change. I can't say I understand the reason behind all this suffering. God knows I wish I did. I don't know why I was so lucky. I want to thank whoever it was that gave me such a lucky life. Face to face, if I may.

Really sincerely

- The problem is so many people show up for this Street Carnival and the bands are not amplified loud enough to be heard beyond a block so it ends up a tea party with people wearing costumes! You can't hear or see the band properly unless you get inside the mosh and the mosh is really not my thing anymore!
- You don't get it! Nine out of ten people are not here for the music!
- So why don't the idiots go straight to a brothel and get some ass or cock or whatever they really want and get the fuck off our Street Parties?!
- They want to hang around and believe themselves to be too hot for the others before they do it! And some are really sincerely looking for true love! Some are even looking for no-nonsense free sex!
- Let's go find some sex workers!
- Right on!

He paused a little

Me and this other guy from school went to see this movie. I was going to be ten in a few months but had to say I was alredy ten or the man would not have let me in. I probably looked eight but I suppose he figured my money was good and if I had the courage to lie just like that about my age without even blinking then I would not be scared by a giant gorilla fighting airplanes on top of two very tall buildings. I remember very well there was this close up of this huge cylindrical trunk going into a couple of wood circles in order to lock the white woman outside the savage village and leave her there for the big monkey. I told my older friend to look at that big trunk sliding into those circles and see if it reminded him of something and sure enough he paused a little and said it looked like a cock going into an ass and he was surprised and I was very happy that I noticed it first. I remember the woman screamed in terror and passed out as the big gorilla reached his hand to pick her up.

I crashed the car but no one was hurt

I crashed the car but no one was hurt and no one was there to see so I just left the useless piece of metal there and went on looking for another drink and found this bar and the women were friendly I quickly realised they were hookers so I told this hot one my dick was kinda on the bigger side and I wanted to fuck her ass she said OK if I fucked her pussy first to get her real hot and ready no problem her pussy was hot doggy style but soon I realised she was hoping I would come up her pussy and forget about her ass and I said you got your money thank you goodbye I'm gonna look for another girl and the other one I found heard this story and said she actually liked it up the ass and that my dick was not too big it was nice I said she was a good actress we laughed a lot and I fucked her ass a long time and then she asked me if I wanted some pussy sure why not and in a little while she smiled and called me a perv said she knew I wanted some more ass and I sure did and she went face down again and that was so beautiful her skin so much darker than mine and her hands opening those delicious cheeks for me to get all the way in oh man she was a priceless one even though she did have a price and was well worth it.

Yeah it is completely fucked the title code you

know so fuck it all who cares about all this kiss my ass yeah I hope you are having fun taking my dick up your ass you bitch I love you so much give your ass to me you cocksucking whore I love you I love you I love you you dirty whitey ashkenazy bitch I'm COMING YES I LOVE YOUR ASS YOU BITCH YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

EAT MY CUM AND

LIVE FOREVER

Give a

-Hey! What a surprise! Nice to meet you! You know I gotta tell you something! I know that you think you are shit but you are actually really special and you wanna know why? You were the last human being ever that I really tried to be monogamous with! Really! Nowadays I just say fuck monogamy I don't give a fuck for it if it doesn't happen naturally you know like without any planning involved! Otherwise I just say it is an artificially created idiot religion that just serves to control people by limiting their sexual pleasure so fuck off and die you stupid idiots if you can't see you are being fooled and if you are the ones using this crap ideal to control others I just hope you get horrible death in return you stupid mean asshole bastards! That said just fuck off and enjoy your life while you can you digital moronic weirdos and may the gods be merciful of your stupid asses!
- That is SO hot!

Society kills everybody and

savagery kills even faster

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