WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

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FUCK OFF EVERYBODY THANK YOU

I TAKE LONG SHOWERS TO SAVE THE PLANET FROM MY SMELL

FUCK OFF IF YOU SAY FUCK OFF

FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID ILLOGICAL IDEAS

EVERY HONEST BRAZILIAN BELIEVES THAT THE LAW APPLIES TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT IS NOT HIS OR HER FRIEND

KILL ALL NAZI DICTATORS AND KILL ALL COMMUNIST DICTATORS AND KILL ALL FASCIST DICTATORS AND KILL ALL HEALTHY FOOD DICTATORS

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MOONERISTIC SPYSTIC GOES AGNOSTIC

UNTITLED POST

I TAKE LONG SHOWERS TO SAVE THE PLANET FROM MY SMELL

TRUTH TRUMPS GOOD MANNERS ONLY WHEN THERE IS RISK OF DEATH

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

NO YASH TILL BROOKLYN

LAST LETTER

This book suggested writing a letter to friends and family to be read as my LAST LETTER after my death. I guess mine would read like this:

I am only dead because I have lived and more than fifty years is OK. I am grateful. I was raised to be a Roman Catholic but started having serious doubts when I was fourteen and now I believe the Jewish people are right and the Messiah has not showed up and G-d only knows the day it will happen. I have tried to be a good person and that's all I can ask of you. Shalom.

SURPRISINGLY STUPID POLITICAL IDEAS ARE NO SURPRISE

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

A CULPA É TODA MINHA E SUA E DE TODOS

SHEMALE WHORES ARE GONNA FAK YA IN THE ASS ALL NITE

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

FUCK OFF EVERYBODY THANK YOU

VAPRA PUTAQUE OPARIU

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