your bum

Had this dream that your tits were dripping red clay that perfectly matched your melting hairdo! I was extracting shit from inside your ass with my own hands, it felt so good! The turds were electric turquoise and bright as the sun! The universe was fat, and then slim as your bum!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 2)

- So how did it start?
- Five people were studying at Lage Park late in 2003: Ana Sarmento, Cristina Amiran, Gê Pinheiro, Khalil Charif, and Marcelo Moraes. They had already been in a group show there that year, called Cada Um Dois: original ou cópia. That means Each One Two: original or copy. Then they had this idea of doing a show that mapped the next generation of art. 2004 marked the 20th anniversary of Como Vai Você Geração 80 (How Are You Eighties Generation), and as soon as they took the idea to their teachers and the Director of the School, it switched into overdrive!
- How was that?
- I don't know, but they went around asking people to indicate artists, and it ended up with more than one hundred and forty, or something like that! In numbers, that is the biggest exhibiton ever to happen there! And the three thousand people showing up at the opening! Some works almost got crushed by the drunken mob! Jamming human traffic, man! The name of the thing was POSIÇÃO 2004 (2004 POSITION)! It eventually became a five-day colective action WITHOUT CURATORS! The artists were simply told to show whatever they wanted! No one was going to tell them what part of their work was "their best" or something! Within some space limitations, it was a total freak out! There was even this anonymous butt print directly applied on the wall of the basement, with black acrylic paint or wathever! Somewhere else, an old diminute graffitti read, pointing to a small X: There is no art here! It was all some kind of time warp climax between two rather non-linear moments in Rio history: before and after those Full Unfathomable Five Days! Here were some guys trying to surf the chaos of The War On Terror, like some Zen master changing the world by doing nothing to that effect!
- Waiter! I want a shot of the same drink this man is having! Make it a double one!

down the road apiece

I asked this girl what molecule was that on her tattoo, and she told me it was LSD. I said that was pretty cool. I vaguely thought about doing a vodka bottle in my arm, but that won't happen. The truth is I don't find tattoos sexy at all.

Exuding from the restroom, he kissed me lightly on the lips, as he floated by. I'm not sure I'm his kind of guy, but that was cute.

The black skinhead DJ was really enthused about this party that she was going to miss. She had to play in São Paulo that very same day. She was going to the airport as soon as the party was over. She was told it was OK, for she could catch the next edition of the party, two months down the road.

drug is the love

- Some sort of drawing with a hard liquor bottle and the words: drug is the love!
- Pronoid bliss!

cost in translation

It seems that Vamo CV antes que as melíssia passe fogo em todo mundo means:
Let's meet before the militia shoots us dead. With some playing with the sound of CV, that is the acronym for a drug traffic mafia. And MELÍSSIA is a mispelling of MILÍCIA that seems to have occurred in a note left by some mafia guys after a backlash shooting.
In making fun of a rather grim situation, there seems to be a fundamental belief that democracy will triumph over the menace of social convulsion. It seems advisable NOT to remove the subject.

only after the oscars

- Carnival? No, man! The year in Brazil begins only after the oscars this year! So happy 2007!
- Tongue my nostrils and live forever!

What?! O bloco do eu sorrindo...

- Yeah, it's the Bloco do Eu Sorrindo?
- You mean Sozinho?
- No! Sorrindo! Smiling! In the name of Sagatiba!
- What?
- I asked for a dose of this cachassa! This guy served me a TRIPLE ONE! So jet me God!

Borat goes to Bora Bora

- Really, man! There was this woman behind me in the line, telling someone the movie was called Bora Bora!
- Maybe you were on Candid Camera!
- Azamat Camera is more likely! Anyway, did you see the movie? Did you know the actor that plays Borat is actually jewish? You gotta see it, man! It's bizarre! I laughed so much! It reminded me of Pânico na TV at times! Maybe I'll see it again with you ! Great show, man!

Generation 2000 against total chaos

- Three THOUSAND people were in Lage Park that night, man! I've never seen anything like that!
- That was 2004! You're living in the past!
- No, man! It is here now! That was not some techno party renting the place! People were there for an ART SHOW OPENING! Three thousand people! I don't know if people are talking about it or not, but something changed! My life changed, that's for sure!
- OK, let's talk about it! Where do you want to start?
- With the secrets! Will we ever know whose ass was used as a living stamp to make that anonymous print on the wall downstairs? And how come no one took a death dive into the deeper side of the empty pool? People were so out of it, but no one ended up in the hospital! I really think someone should write a book about this bunch of artists in the middle of an international war, trying to make some sense of this crazy planet! Like trying to see how much chaos is still good for us! It should be called GENERATION 2000 AGAINST TOTAL CHAOS!

Dimple Plan

- I find that Dimple Plan T-shirt very offensive! This band is really trying to make people do something about all the trouble in this crazy planet that people want to ignore!
- But I really AM doing something! Getting drunk makes me mellow enough to stop me from buying a gun and killing all this boring people that love songs with social meanings! In fact it stops me from simply trying to shoot the whole lot of this stupid species that calls itself human! It sound like a pretty good plan, to me!

too much guaraná

- I didn't go to any blocos! Their samba is so uptempo it sounds like frevo, you know? That very agitated sound you get at Recife and Olinda during Carnival!
- You don't like frevo?
- I really LIKE frevo! But it's like fast-paced techno: you end up marching or jumping up and down! Either that, or you must have some pretty good aerobic class training! Which is all good for me, but I prefer slower samba, because then you can do that rebolado swing with your hips that feels so good! Anyway, I guess the drummers are drinking to much açaí, or guaraná, or strong coffee these days! Let them have their fun! But I guess I will start a Gray Power bloco, with some slower samba drumming for old geezers like me to take it to the streets!
- Let's call it Bloco do Centrum Silver!

now

- He took this little action figure of this blond hero standing with his arms folded across its chest and shoved it up his ass. I could see the little feet coming out of his ass as he masturbated himself against the sheets.
- I want to meet him right now!

over the counter sex change

- You've heard about this german boy that became a girl? She's 12!
- Great! Too bad people still need a prescription for sex change! But it will be an over the counter procedure soon enough!

say that you love me or fuck off

- This is really NOT a pick up line, OK? I really think I know you from some place I can't recall.
- Come back when it IS a pick up line!

hero tolerance

- Oh, we have Hero Tolerance in this planet! The people is only too happy to tolerate individuals that try to save the planet, as long as they don't mess to much with business as usual!

salva-divas

- You know Lifeguard? So, it's like Divaguard! Irrespective of what kind of diva you are!
- Well, that T-shirt idea could only come from a divine creature like you at a delightful city like Rio!

really neat

- It's OK! Go ahead and tell me the whole plot!
- Well, the movie starts with this guy hallucinating with bugs all over his body and house, and even his dog. Then we learn he knows these guys who are doing the same drug he abuses. We are in the near future, and there seems to be cameras and microphones hidden most everywhere. The other guys live in this house that belongs to one of them. He is an undercover narc, trying to find the big dealer behind the scene. But he is getting worried that maybe the drug is making him a bit too crazy. He ends up like a zombie, working on a farm, as part of a recovery treatment. There he finds out the same guys who sell treatment are the ones producing the drug. As the movie ends, we are not sure that he knows the meaning of what he found out, but it looks like the secret might end up being accidentally revealed by him to the population. I guess the movie director is against police states, and in favor of drug USE, but wants to point out to us that drug ABUSE can have some very bad effects to our health.
- That sounds nice! And I've heard the animation is really neat!

your nude body

- I saw her two years later, back in my hometown, and by then she was taller than me, which felt horrible. The funny thing is: eventually I married twice, and both of my ex-wives are taller than me. I just found them terrific, which goes to show that being an adolescent was a bit like being an idiot, in my case. On the other hand, I doubted communism and anarchism right from the start, so I guess I was politically wise from a very early age.
- Well, you are certainly the most beautiful reactionary that ever licked my balls and arse!
- Oh, but I believe we will eventually reach a peaceful state of fraternal anarchy, as soon as it is absolutely unneeded! Just don't ask me how to get there! I'm too busy enjoying my reactions to your nude body!

Hairy Krishna

- I was just walking from Ipanema to Copacabana along Avenida Rainha Elisabeth, near Rua Conselheiro Lafayete, when I noticed the sea at the end of the street, shining with the lights of the ending sunlight! I never knew this was possible, and I've lived in Rio for some twenty years, man! I looked back to see if I could also see Ipanema's waters, but the traffic was too heavy in that direction!
- Great! I've just smeared your boyfriend's face with my spunk! Let's find some transexual dominatrixes with tasty hairy balls to make our sunday complete!

All you need is crack

- The main reason for war is to make sure you are away risking your balls and/or tits, while you socially superiors can relax and fuck your kids in the ass, shit on your wife's mouth. Or something else, if the kids or your wife happen to like the above. So that your loved one's disgust will heighten their pleasure. Along with the knowledge that, if you ever come back from the war, you will never know what really took place. And that, if you do learn about it and get upset, they can always forge some proof of high treason, and lock you up where you can be conveniently raped an murdered without any punishment for the unknown murderer.
- Nah! You're just saying this because I swallowed you spunk! But I'll teach not to be so romantic! Just wait and see!

your sexual pleasure

- The socially conscious artist must make sure some of the rich look evil in his or her art. That should keep things as they are, that is: the poor and the middle class secretly hoping they will get away with revenge once they themselves become rich and powerful.
- That is the most original idea I've heard in my life, and I'm ready to tongue your asshole, or whatever you want me to do to make you feel like you are using me for your sexual pleasure.

Yes, my darling!

- How about this one? Art School Confidential.
- That's quite offbeat. It starts like you usual college comedy about the shy talented guy meeting all sorts of weirdos at this art institute. Then it gets a little darker. And then quite a lot darker. It's the kind of comedy that might make you feel very disgusted, if you take it seriously. Like A Clockwork Orange or Chicago.
- Shut up and kiss me! I must piss in you face now! Yes, my darling!

Eat my shit and open your heart

- It works like this: I probably won't stick my dick in any of your holes. You are here to lick my ass and eat my my shit. But only if you really love me.
- OK. I love you. But I would like to have a little taste of your shit before I can accept your engagement ring.