PORN FOTONOVELAS

- What is it exactly that you do as a text director?
- I make sure that the text on our porn fotonovelas never quite properly fits the photos.

SPEED UP

- What can I do when the web is too slow?
- Keep some very interesting book at hand.
- How would that speed up my web surfing?
- As soon as you start reading some very good stuff, the next page will load much faster.

WHERE THE COPS HAVE NO NAME

I wanted fun
Now I want to hide
I want to find out a hole
And then jump inside
I'm willing to bribe to prove
That I'm not to blame
Where the cops have no name

I don't wanna feel a slap on my face
I don't want to disappear without a trace
I'm ready to beg and to cry in shame
Where the cops have no name

Where the cops have no name
Where the cops have no name
Some are screaming
But it won't suffice
Without big law guys
There to declare
That you are clean
Whatever that means

The city's confused
Our fear turns to dread
We could get bullied and beaten
And maybe shot dead
Don't know who to trust
So jump on a plane
Where the cops have no name

Where the cops have no name
Where the cops have no name
Some are screaming
But it won't suffice
Without big law guys
There to declare
That you are clean
Whatever that means

DON'T BELIEVE THE RIPE

DA DADA DON'T BELIEVE THE RIPE

FUCK THE HUMORLESS BUT

DON'T INVITE ME TO IT

KINDNESS IS

SHOCKING

BELIEVING IS

SKIING

SLIMMING

FATTENS

EMAGRECER

ENGORDA

SILENCE EQUALED DEATH

When I arrived at my door I heard a dog barking next door. So they had gotten a dog. It would bark every time it smelled one of the neighbours arriving. It was a shrill bark. I figured it was too small to do anything but be crushed by a true invading criminal. So maybe the idea was to have some more noise in their lives. The kids were older and quieter. Too much silence equaled death for them. Perhaps. I was not going to ask why. I decided it was one more sign that I should keep softly playing noisy music all the time on my stereo. I had a new slightly unpleasant noise added to my list of unwanted sounds I had to deal with. I drank to that until I felt very sleepy. Then I showered. Then I ate some instant noodles. I woke up with an open book by my side.

SURE IT IS A SICK JOKE

Sure it is a sick joke about innocent people who got murdered. But if you believe in the afterlife then you can laugh because they are fine. And if you believe they were destroyed forever you can laugh because having them here for a short time is better than not at all. I MEAN WAKE THE FUCK UP AND KNOW YOU ARE FREE TO LAUGH. Get a gun if it makes you feel safer. Either way you surely have the right to defend yourself. And fuck the humorless. They should shut the fuck up and grow up. Please?