24 hour pastry people

they want the airwaves

- It's on Google News US! Hacked iPhones could be more than a million, all over the planet! They get sold, and are never heard of inside the legal frequency!
- The sound of a New Silent Majority hitting the airwaves!

pot vending machines

- It's on BBC News! Marijuana vending machines in US!
- That's nice! If the person DOESN'T get hungry in the middle of the night, they are right there for them!

I know what you see in censorship

Not much!

for kissing

I repeat: not a nihilist group. Just a bunch of stoners. So next is the info below. Have the code freaks check it. Free Aspargus Coalition could be on it.

Curious names in the Avenida Paulista Area: a night club called Las Jegas, near Augusta Boulevard Hotel. And a motel called Luver Hotel, on the corner of Frei Caneca and Barbosa Rodrigues.

It turns out that A Lôca was sort of a cave with a very mixed crowd: The straight, the gay, the rich, the poor, the young, the old, the freaky and the transgendered. Name of the party was Groove'in, and the sound was that tribal electronic stuff, or whatever they call it. Nice to get drunk and watch, and talk, and even to dance a little bit, when the dancefloor ceased to be overcrowded. That was about 6 AM. I was specially happy to be surprised by a young man who, a few minutes later, I realised it was a young woman. She didn't notice me, but that's fine: I was not very much in the mood for kissing. Next time will probably be even better!

the cook you are

- What's this on the BBC page? They are making cookery lessons compulsory in England's secondary schools?
- I'm glad I'm not the one who will be there checking their classroom assignment to see if it tastes good!

surely change

- It's on Google News Brasil! Omar bin Laden says his father Osama should try to change the world using words, not violence!
- Well, I'm sure that, if Usama stops using violence, he will surely change for the better his chances of getting some quality action with some cute American girls!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 150)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Miri Felix. Pássaros me Levam, which means Birds Take Me Away. The photo on the CD reminds me of her work. It was a small translucid sticker on the upper side of one of the windows in the main room of the art show. It had an image of a bird flying, with the blue sky behind it. It went largely unnoticed, you know: white on blue, with the sky right behind it. Maybe it was the effect that she wanted. If the birds took her away, what was left was the fading memory, like the faded image on the window. I never thought of that until now. Good show!

the interpenetration of dreams

- Do you know anything about dreams? I had this dream that I was kissing the feet of some unidentified woman. Then I looked up and it was Hillary Clinton! What does that mean?
- It means that you are going to lick my pussy!

so far

So far, that's what we've got:

2007 Exposição coletiva PANACÉIA RJ, na EAV, Parque Lage, Rio de Janeiro.
2007 Exposição coletiva ASSOCIADOS, no Espaço Associados, Rio de Janeiro.
2007 Exposição coletiva PANACÉIA,na Casa da Xiclet Galeria, São Paulo.
2006 Exposição coletiva BIENAL DA CASA DA XICLET, na Casa da Xiclet, São Paulo.
2005 Exposição coletiva IMAGINÁRIO PERIFÉRICO, na Galeria 90, Rio de Janeiro.
2005 Exposição coletiva PYRATA, na barca Rio-Niterói.
2005 Exposição coletiva MÚLTIPLOS MÍNIMOS, na Mínima Galeria, Rio de Janeiro.
2004 Exposição coletiva IMAGENS CONTEMPORÂNEAS, no SESC-Copacabana.
2004 Exposição coletiva POSIÇÃO 2004, NA EAV, Parque Lage, Rio de Janeiro. (também como organizador, fazendo parte do grupo éramos 3)
2003 Fundação do grupo éramos 3, com Ana Sarmento, Cristina Amiran, Gê Pinheiro, e Khalil Charif, em Copacabana, Rio de Janeiro.
1999 Início da EXPO FREE SAMPLE, pelo correio.

small tits only

- Things are getting better! Today, even some women are fucking us up the ass!
- I can't believe you like those tits touching your back!
- You don't? Then say so in your ad! Very small tits only!

calcium kills

- It's on BBC news UK, girl! Calcium pills may wreck your heart!
- Good! I want strong bones, so I can die in bed!
- What?
- In bed getting boned doggy style, that is!

gosta muito

The info below is Grade Fubar Classified. Don't even read it! Just pass it on to the code freaks and get ready. The Mayo Sauce Liberation Army gives signs of coming back to delete mode.
- Peraí! Deixa eu terminar! Vai ter um outro sentido quando eu terminar! É tipo aquele livro americano, Lateral Thinking! O cara diz que existem casos em que a gente divide um todo em partes, pra entender melhor como é, e depois fica achando que o todo é composto por essas partes, que só existem na nossa cabeça! Então é o seguinte: sua nudez me deixou fora do ar! Mas agora já sei como é que funciona! Não vou te interromper quando você me chupar, poque você gosta muito! Vou te deixar ficar por cima, porque você adora! Já sei que devo usar camisinha no dedo, pra meter em você! E eu sei que você prefere que eu não só lave as mãos, mas tome um banho antes do sexo! Eu também prefiro! Mas a paixonite me deixou fora da realidade! Mas já voltei! Vamos tentar de novo? Vai ser melhor! Eu tenho certeza!
- Oi? Desculpa! Me distraí! Só ouvi até aquela parte do livro americano!

Frubbly Fields Forever

Let me take you down
'Cause I'm groaning to
Frubbly Fields
Everything feels
Fantastic to get
Laid about
Frubbly Fields forever

there is an elevator

- Why use the stairs, when there is an elevator?
- Because it makes my heart beat faster!

cocaine dramedy is big fun

- Meu Nome Não é Johnny, which translates as My Name Is Not Johnny. Man, you gotta pray they get this movie released in the UK! It's a comedy about doing cocaine, and then doing some more while dealing a little bit, and ending up being the biggest and
freakiest connection in the rich side of town! Of course the guy ends up in jail, but the movie keeps having hilarious scenes until very close to the end, and then the guy gets saved from his compulsion! It's great fun!
- A drug lord is great fun?
- Come on, man! You know you love to go to the movies and see people do things on the screen you would never do in real life! That's the fun of it! Did you like The Man Who Copied?
- Yeah!
- Well, Jorge Furtado, who directed it, said so about the characters! And you know you love those crazy people on Almodóvar's movies, like Dark Habits, but you'd never want to be around some of them!
- Yeah, that makes sense!

the fling is

All over the upper crust of the undergrowth of the fringes of the souls of your brain cells. As the music from a universe you just found around the corner of your bedroom bursts in lights that ring some bells. True sailing includes some comfy stuff!

- E essa agora? Diz que neguinho tá misturando bebida, pó, ecstasy e viagra pra meter a noite inteira!
- E sabe qual é o nome do filme? Enterra em Transe!

And the DJ played on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on we go!

doc said not to argue with her

- Can you believe that Carla Bruni is actually going to marry Nicolas Sarkozy? I mean, whatever his politics and clothing style! The guy's ugly!
- I understand someone told her she needed psycho therapy. The thing is, she thought the person meant some new Sarko Therapy stuff!
- May the gods be with her! Another one gone with the flow!

except for sleeping

- Did you hear? I read it in O Globo yesterday that some scientists at Penn State, or somewhere, gave booze to male fruit flies, and reported a change in their sexual behaviour from heterosexual to bisexual!
- Well, they needn't do it! I mean: they could easily get their info together by simply taking a break and going to the nearest beer joint! Like everything else in life, except for sleeping, all you need is to keep your eyes open!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 149)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- There's this CD-ROM with Maira written on it. I suppose it's some photos of the performance that Maíra Ribas did inside the empty pool at the opening night. Problem is: my computer cannot open it. Cannot even see how many files it contains. Márcia Lisboa has two photos on her CD-ROM, but no other info, so there's nothing else for me to add about her work, either. Marco Antonio Portela, on the other hand, has some info: TÍTULO: IMPRESSÕES DIGITAIS (DA SÉRIE: AS QUE ALIMENTAM...)
Which means: TITLE: FINGERPRINTS (FROM THE SERIES: THOSE WHO FEED--)

TÉCNICA: FOTOGRAFIA P&B E TINTA DE CARIMBO
Which means: TECHNIQUE: PHOTOGRAPHY AND RUBBER STAMP INK

ANO (YEAR): 2004

DIMENSÕES (DIMENSIONS) (cm): 175 x 140 x 5 (alt x larg x prof) (height x width x length).

botust

We have reasons to believe that the Brazilian Closet T-loving Speed Traficking Mafia (BCTSTM) is about to clash with the Brazilian Open T-loving Underground Speed Triad (BOTUST). Vital info might be encoded below. Get your best codeheads on it at once.

Expo Free Sample
Em agosto de 1999, eu não queria estudar em escolas de arte, nem comparecer aos eventos de abertura de exposições. E não queria guardar todos os meus desenhos. Comecei a mandá-los pelo correio para galerias de arte e pessoas que poderiam se interessar. Chamei isso de Exposição Free Sample, porque estava enviando amostras grátis (free samples) do meu trabalho. Hoje em dia, tenho aulas e exposições no meu currículo. Mas continuo com a Exposição Free Sample. Se me perguntam por que faço isso, digo que artistas agem de maneira estranha, com alguma frequência. E que estou me divertindo.

before they get

- Pakistan has postponed the election to the 18th of February. Any comments?
- I guess they want to go to Rio for the Carnaval, in early February, so that they can do some hard partying before they get down to business!

Kenya believe in God

- Any advice to church-goers in Kenya?
- Yes: wear fire-proof clothes. And be sure to keep your eyes open and your guns ready, while you pray, Just in case God gets distracted by the breaking news!