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ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

ASS

Hazy Kiss

Tear it down
Tear it up
In your mind
In your cup

As the city goes on
As the drunks get happy
As they hear the song
And the rhyme gets gone

As I sip my soda
And I feel as one
In the hazy kiss
Of the bright white sun

COCK

COCK

COCK

COCK

COCK

PUSSY

SECRET FINGER

felt a tongue

- All I know is the first part of the dream had to do with some wild party at this huge house. Some people were collapsed in the garden, and all over the place, except for the dancefloor. Then I was at this weird TV show. I was the winner of some game, and the prize was fucking this woman in the ass. She was very white, with very short black hair. She was tied doggy style to one of those Domination Furniture something, and I was just banging away at her ass, and the crowd was cheering, and then I felt a tongue up my ass, and as I looked up I saw the name of the show was Enrabando Frenanda Yang. I came like crazy, man!
- Far in!

Of Them [2009.11.14]

Maybe you like trannies
Maybe you like women
Maybe you like men

What you have to know
What you have to see
You must understand

You are really fine
Get some peace of mind
Give yourself a hand

Whether you like trannies
Whether you like women
Whether you like men

Or all of them

GIVE IT TO ME BRIDGET

CAREFUL WITH THE TEETH MY DEAR

what we have learned

What we have learned so far:

- Sexo Dragas e Rock'n'roll: title of an album by underground band The Dragas;
- Chicken Time: a new Carioca slang for going out looking for sex;
- E eu gastava tanto com você: word play with an old Brazilian Soul hit;
- Pretend that I am not staring: no conclusion. Could be a red herring.

Listen to the Telly From the Other Side

Listen to the telly from the other side

EU SOU A GORDA FELIZ QUE VIVE SEMPRE A RANGAR

PAPER TOILET SEAT COVER

that case

[...] that case. As for the **** subject, the only confirmed sample of message was codewashed a dozen time with not much result. We are positive that it relates to Operation Weissenschwartz. What we still need to figure out is how all this loose info will fit into the bigger picture of the Ubershlemiel Plot, before we can take level b measures. Since operative **** lost his left eyebrow when we had to go EM at the crucialpoint of Operation Sassygeezer, it has been our policy to wash our hands before and after we go to the toilet, always using the paper towels instead of the blowdry machine. I mention this [unidentified] because the latest codewash left us puzzled with the result: eu só quero saber em qual rua sua pica vai me entrar na bunda. That obviously refers to some sort of Finderskeepers type of code, but not one that we know of. We have tried all sorts of Reversed Salsaparrilla Woodpecker Codepolka Maneuvers to no avail. Even the Doppler Palpatation Algor did not work. It does not get any better than this at this point. It would be advisable to get [...]

Pray to God There Is a God

Pray to God there is a God
My friend
Where you might
Lay your head

Some might miss you sad
My friend
You just might be dead

I Should Dance Till I'm Numb

I should dance till I'm numb
No need to be drunk
No need of nobody
No need to act punk

Where nobody knows me
No smile on my face
Will be just like heaven
Will be the right place

Just me and the beat
The strobe is a plus
No need of nobody
To get on the bus

He Always Had Surprise

He always had surprise
In his eyes
Good or bad
Always had

His heart stopped
He was 25
He was dead
Just like that

I don’t know why
We’re alive
While he’s dead
No surprise

In Case We Are All Immortal

In case we are all immortal
It could be a bumpy ride
Be nice if you can manage
And dance to what you like

Everything is Fine

Everything is fine
She said
All things are
Where they should

All of us doing
Just what we would
Just what we want
Just what we choose

All things considered
Life is indeed swell
And then she waved goodbye
And jumped into the well

As Coisas

As coisas
Seguem mudando
Devagar
Quase parando

As velhas novas
Chegando
As novas velhas
Twittando

Rapazes repassam
Fuxicos
Malucos dividem
Os picos

E eu leio livros
Boiando

RIQUEZA WEALTH

DOTTED LINE

TOLERÂNCIA TOLERANCE

PLEASURE

GREEN

RED

named it Posição 2004

- I cannot believe you didn't mention Reynaldo Roels Jr. in your text about Posição 2004!
- OK! He was the director. He told us to go ahead and do it. We owe it all to him. He also came up with the idea for the title. We can add this when we print the book! We can dedicate it to him! Easy!
It's gonna be fine!
- Eu não acredito que você não mencionou o Reynaldo Roels Jr. no seu texto sobre o Posição 2004!
- OK! Ele era o diretor. Ele nos deu o sinal verde. Nós devemos tudo a ele. Ele também teve a idéia pro título. A gente pode adicionar isso na hora de imprimir! Calma! Vai ficar ótimo!

logic orgasm

- Am I supposed to believe in supernatural signs?
- Supernaturally!

DREAM

secret ancient man

- Where?
- At Sissintino. I will be using a t-shirt with a whiskey logo that says: Jegue Daniel's.

so

- So this religion means I don't have to believe in anything, and I can do whatever I want?
- Just remember the laws of the planet you're in and stay out of trouble with the cops!

message found in an e-mail

It read:
Eu sou dos Agnósticos de Cristo! rsrsrs
This means I am from the Agnostics of Christ [laughs]. I strongly suggest the codekids here. This looks like the clue we're loking for.

ask this

- So people are creating their realities all over the place. How can they be creating wars?
- You'd be at some war, too, if you believed there was no other way.
- But what if some crazy person attacks me in the street for no reason? Did I believe that?
- If you ask this question, you believe it is possible.
- Not believing it would not stop it.
- If you believe so.
- I can't believe that!
- Actually, you can believe what you really, really believe you can.

can that

- I am going crazy?
- If you really, really believe so.
- I'm not sure.
- Then it's not certain.
- That's too easy!
- If you believe so.
- It cant' be that easy!
- If you believe it can't, it can't.
- I wish that was true.
- So it will.
- It is hard to believe it.
- If you believe so.
- Sounds like a trick.
- If you believe so.
- I am too happy!
- If you believe so.
- No! It FEELS so.
- So you believe and so it goes.
- Believing is everything, then? How can that be?
- It works.

SLEEPWALKER

BALLOON

saturday mouthwash

No mouthwash. Use vodka. Spit it out. Drink some diet mate. Drink some mineral water. Step outside. Thousands of t-shirts walk the streets. Lovely day in Copacabana.

VIVA PASTEUR

if you believe so

- So everything is alright, then?
- If you believe so!
- What if I change my mind?
- Your world changes!
- What if I'm not sure?
- Your world is unsure!
- Will that change the others?
- If you believe so!
- That sounds absurd!
- Welcome!
- To what?
- Your new absurd world!
- That's a joke, innit?
- If you believe so!

From the Diary of Marky Muretta

I fear that she will run away with her Personal Fortran Programmer. I wonder if what made her stop loving me was the fact that I was too quick in telling her that I believe that getting pregnant is an unacceptably abnormal behaviour distortion. After all, it was only ten minutes after our first kiss. Maybe it was the fact that I almost always have dry climaxes. But I did empty my nuts when she agreed to watch me massage myself while she whispered Kiribati's National Anthem. She knows that means something.

BUTTON FLY

THE WHITE OF THE ICE

SO RED THE POSE

PARADA SOLICITADA

you do get

- So, how was the movie?
- Neurotic people try to destroy Capitalism using Terrorism. The police is not much smarter either. Lots of useless stupid murders. Very uplifting. But you do get some brief images of naked babes.

O LUGAR DO OUTRO

SALT OF THE EARTH

HUMAN

HUMAN

id

Idéia pra vídeo de 5 segundos:

Tem o vídeo na web do Obama e do Sarkozy olhando a menina passar subindo a escada.
Pega a imagem e faz aquele efeito vai-e-vem, pra ver se parece que eles tão dançando, ele descendo o pé no degrau, ela levantando o dela. Se funcionar, é só botar uma batida de funk carioca. 5 segundos e vc ficará mais famoso ainda na web. Se fizer questão de me incluir nessa maluquice, basta escrever nos créditos [que DEVEM durar mais tempo que as imagens] que foi "written by fox"... LEMBRE DE ESCREVER BEM GRANDE QUE é pra Educational Purposes only. Pode chamar de Global Funk Sociology [Obama Dance], e mandar ver! ;)

LAVA

What am I doing?

Writing this.

SELF-EVIDENT

SELF-EVIDENT

United We Spend

United we spend
Divided we sprawl

Not In Love

Not in love
With you
My love

THONG

ALEX

ALICE

CRISTIANE

- Telegraph says some German scientists found a flute from more than 35,000 years ago!

- Hmmm! So some naughty Germans were already playing the flute back then!

Go On

Gigantic barriers
Will some day disappear
My human spirit
Will get jiggy with it

O Espiritualismo é a Alma do Negócio

Believe it!

in this

- So, how was Shelter?
- Great, man! I wish there were gay-friendly movies like this one when I was younger, but I am glad I saw it now, in THIS life!
- The next life will be even better: everybody has WINGS!

the way he liked it

- When?
- When they showed him singing Tributo a Martin Luther King, man. That was too much for me. I just had to cry, man. Silent tears, wipe it up, the show must go on. I am glad that the last image was a happy one. I guess that's the way he liked it.

Next to Everything

/Next to everything at once
/Next to never thinking twice
/Nearly always making new plans
/Slowly running
/Roll the dice

Abra Hoje

Abra hoje
Os teus portos
Beba hoje
O teu vinho
No futuro
Estamos mortos
No presente
A caminho

BUCAH

DICK

RAI

- Mas passou mal por quê?
- Sei lá! Deve ter sido a RAI: Reação Alérgica Inexplicável!

PERSONAL AUTONOMY

T-GIRL

Brothers in Armchairs

Brothers in Armchairs (Marcelo Moraes, June 8th 2009)

Nowadays, our home is a fortress, where everything is as clean as we like, and has its rightful place. Or is it? If we live with another person, conflict may arise. Which ornament gets the spotlight? How clean is clean enough? One might find the other an excessive tidier. Learning to leave clothes on the floor overnight might help to ease the stress. If the other person moves objects just a little bit everyday, the neat one might learn that complete control is impossible and unnecessary. Decoration can be decided peacefully. All is needed is the will to discuss and reach an agreement.

DICKGIRL

POLYETHYLENE