From the Diary of Marky Muretta

I fear that she will run away with her Personal Fortran Programmer. I wonder if what made her stop loving me was the fact that I was too quick in telling her that I believe that getting pregnant is an unacceptably abnormal behaviour distortion. After all, it was only ten minutes after our first kiss. Maybe it was the fact that I almost always have dry climaxes. But I did empty my nuts when she agreed to watch me massage myself while she whispered Kiribati's National Anthem. She knows that means something.