SETEMBRO NEGUINHA [ADULTS ONLY]: 2012

We hope they will be kind/ Enough to give you all/ The anesthesia you will need/ Oh just enough to breathe// There will be mourning/ That is certain/ After you have crossed/ That mountain// They will write a note/ On you/ A stub on our/ Salty and sour/ Monophonic/ Hegemonic/ Sedatronic/ O so friendly/ Virtual encyclopedia/ Will do

Saturday, June 09, 2012

THEY WILL SAY YOUR JEWISHMANIA IS RACISM

Another reason they should shut up and go suck some jewish cock

SETEMBRO NEGUINHA MEANS LITTLE BLACK WOMAN SEPTEMBER

so shut up and go suck some jewish cock

Sunday, June 03, 2012

WAKING UP VERY EARLY

Waking up very early, I decided to drink some more. It was fun for a while. Then I collapsed into my bed. Woke up again at four pm. That was fine. Nothing really important to do. Drank a bottle of Pepsi. Should eat but could not even feel the hunger no more. Some icy water. Some more cola. Then I vomited it all. This cola and water drinking and then vomiting was repeated for a few hours before I was able to feel hungry. Went out to get some chinese food. The universe still refused to show any sign of meaningfulness. The food was good. There was a funny movie on TV. So I guess it was a good thing that I did not quite drank myself to death, after all.

Saturday, June 02, 2012

WE REALLY DO NEED TO

fuck kelly shibari in the ass. Please. Please. Please.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

WEIRD

happens

Thursday, May 24, 2012

WANK

happens

Friday, May 18, 2012

WORK

happens

Saturday, May 05, 2012

KILL THE LIVING

Fuck the dead

Tuesday, May 01, 2012

NOISE POLLUTION IS LIFE

The rest is just unheard of details

OH SHE LOVES BLACK COCK

So get yourself ready to rock

Monday, April 23, 2012

TABLET POLTERGEIST

Touchscreen frozen with an image of Evil/ One click too many in the way of sin/ Here comes a hand from another dimension/ Her tablet grabbed her and sucked her in// Dead aliens built this nightmare/ Find a way to bring her back/ Before the connection fails again/ And the touchscreen goes all black// Hail the tablet poltergeist/ Their planet is our vice/ Hail the tablet poltergeist/ All our souls will not suffice

Sunday, April 15, 2012

IT DONT MATTER HOW BIG YOUR GOD IS

Only the pleasure it gives you

PLEASE ELECT THE RELIGIOUS FANATIC

Please elect the religious fanatic. Any religion. Even Atheism. As long as he or she or it is a fanatic. Let us fill up the congress with fanatics. They will find out what gives us pleasure and make it all illegal. They will protect us from freedom and too much happiness. They will teach us to be moderately happy slaves to their dogmas. Good and healthy slaves. It will happen sooner or later. You might as well give in today. Lube up your ass and smile. This will be your little sacred secret.

Friday, April 06, 2012

SECRET PERFORMANCE IN RIO OR WHEREVER YOU CAN: MEANINGLESS MICROTOTEM

You hear the noise of coins hitting each other. In your pocket. Take the coins out. Put one of them back into your pocket. Make a pile of the other ones on some public space surface. Somewhere they will be found. It is OK if you only have one coin. Make a pile of one. Be discreet. Do not try to be noticed. Do not put them on top of a dust bin. Throwing cash in the dust bin is a crime in Brazil. Do not do it. Be discreet as you leave. Listen for the sound of your pocket. Enjoy the silence.

Monday, March 26, 2012

KEEP CALM AND

Suk blak cok

Monday, March 19, 2012

IF YOU GIVE THEM SWEET PRETTY LIES

If you give them sweet pretty lies
They give you love and money
If you give them reality
They give you the gun

Sunday, March 18, 2012

WE ARE PRETTY SURE

We are pretty sure that Nature is deadly
No god about it or beyond it
Maybe

Saturday, March 10, 2012

HEY OI MATE

Hey oi mate you know you probably should not drink so much.
OK. I have a mother. No need for an extra one.
I mean for Godsake mate really now!
No need for more religion either.

Friday, March 09, 2012

NAME OF THE BAND: PLANET CUCKOLD

Name of their top 100 sellers CD: We are PC.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

LIKE CRAZY

This friend invited me to this shemale spot. She said this was a gay bar with lots of very friendly shemales. Even she had had some taste of hard shemale butt sex up her ass right there in a private room. It was like oh wow if the shemales were even fucking GIRLS in the ass that was certainly the best underground point ever. So we went there to see what was up. This very strong black shemale was looking like she wanted a sex marathon. When she looked at me for the third time I just went crazy. I simply went up to her and said she was pretty hot looking with all her muscles and all. She looked at me like she was licking her lips inside her mind. She asked me if muscles made me horny. I said muscles made me very very horny and gave her my best horny slut smile. Then she asked me to have a drink with her inside her private room. Any drink at all. She was paying for it. So we went inside. Pretty soon we just forgot our drinks and started kissing very hard. She was very macho and started fingering my asshole as she stuck her tongue very deep inside my mouth. Then she told me she could not handle it anymore. She simply HAD to put her cock deep inside my mouth. I was very happy to give her head. She was the perfect size for my mouth. Pretty soon I was begging her to stick her cock up my ass. She did not think twice. She simply gave it to me all the way in. And I just came like crazy at once. She didn't need to do anything else. I was just screaming with pleasure from feeling her dick inside me. Not in my pussy. Deep in my ass. I just came like crazy.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

ONE TWO THREE

Good night! We are glad that so many of you came to see us play. We hope the noise we make will make you have fun. The name of our band is ITEPAV. Eat Eh Pav. That means Impossible Tocar Essa Porra Ao Vivo. Which means Impossible to play this shit live. Yeah. This show will NOT sound like the songs you found on the internet. We believe we sound much better live. Hope you enjoy it. ONE TWO THREE FUCK!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

FRAGMENT FROM UNIDENTIFIED REPORT N. XXXXXXXX

He told us he was S.A.D. That means Social-Anarcho-Democrat. According to him.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

KEEP THEM

I understand your short stories with sex workers are based on your life?
And I understand you hope to use me to meet shemale prostitutes.
Not really. I did not write these questions.
Good fiction writers are good liars.
So you just made it all up?
Some of it.
Can you be more specific?
Why analyse it so much?
The readers are curious.
Keep them that way.

FLOWERS FOR

It sometimes is as a poet said before with much prettier words. People do not give you flowers for waking them up when they are dreaming. They fire their guns at you.

AS HE POURED US A DRINK HE EXPLAINED

We must burn everything down in order to build a new society that will be just the same as before.

Monday, February 20, 2012

DURING THE NIGHT

The point: we have gathered intelligence that indicates that vegetables are going online. Not vegetative state patients. We mean plants that look like any other plants but are smart enough to pick up smartphones during the night and create fake social networking service profiles to interact with humans and other vegetables online. It seems they spend lots of time exchanging messages about the possibility of mind control of plants over humans. So far, their main objective appears to be having the nearby human change the music that is playing on the stereo.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

DAVE WAS HIT BY A CAR

Dave was hit by a car and died right there
Laura died in her sleep
She thought it was the flu
It was meningitis
Bill died of drug overdose
Jerry crashed his car and flew off a cliff
Tom and Sidney fell from a mountain
Max had a heart attack and died at once
Anya drove her car into an oil spot
She died crashing into the trees
Candy died of AIDS
Susana died of cancer
Pamela died of cancer
Julia died of cancer
Fred jumped off a cliff
Harvey crashed his car into a truck
He died along with his family
And I don't know what the fuck
Is all that supposed to mean

Friday, February 17, 2012

MAYBE THERE IS NO WHY

We were not sure she would want to see me. Or anyone. Her sister told me it was a matter of days. She told me the cancer was a bad one. She was a goner and maybe I should see her at the hospital one last time for she was quite probably never getting out. She was just taking these massive morphine shots. When I went in she said she liked the colour of my shirt. I was speechless. She was still the very white and very slim girl I knew. But she was falling asleep every couple of minutes. And she was staring at the infinity half the time. Like she was only there about half the time. I just stared and smiled. Then I touched her hand and left. In her soul she was a queen. She was royalty in her spirit. Her soul payed for her good heart. Yes I think she died at 44 because she really felt sorry for the humans. And I am so sorry she cared. Yes I am not sure they deserved her love. Poor idiots. Oh sister why. There is no why, I guess. Oh how I wish I knew for sure.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

THEN I FOUND THIS REDHEAD WHO WAS TOTALLY INTO

SUCKING COCK SO I WAS VERY HAPPY TO LET HER SUCK MY DICK FOR A WHILE AND BOY WAS SHE GOOD OH YES VERY GOOD OH YES SUCH A GOOD GOOD GIRL. I REALLY LOVED HER FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES MAYBE TWENTY MINUTES OH GIRL OH HONEY YESSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WELL THE THING IS THAT THEY ARE TOO AFRAID TO

FUCK SO THEY DANCE INSTEAD

Monday, February 13, 2012

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

This new scientific research by the Birch Althusser Institute has found out that 99% of the Brazilian women that are against legal homosexual marriage really do very badly need to give oral sex more frequently. As for the Brazilian men who are against it, 99% are already sucking cock very hard very frequently, but please please please don't tell a soul.

NO GAME

Let's play this game. You need cash very badly. You go to the hooker spot. You figure you will let some guy come inside your pussy with a condom over his dick. Maybe do a couple of guys. One after the other. Two fucks and you are off. Maybe three. Then this guy shows up. He will pay good money but he wants your ass. You drink some more to get into it. Then you do it. Maybe you even enjoy it. Maybe you ask him to fuck your pussy and your mouth a little bit and then go back to fucking you in the ass until he comes like crazy. It is no game. It is real. What do you say? I mean it. Really. I say we do it now!
Me too. Let's do it now.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

VERY BEAUTIFUL

So. Did you fuck her or not?
Nah. She got this fetish.
What fetish?
Only with the very beautiful.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

WE WANT TO SUCK THE

COCK OF THAT JENNIFER ANUSTON CLONE

WE WANT TO SUCK

THE COCK OF THAT BRAD PRIK CLONE

WE WANT TO

SUCK THE COCK OF THAT SHAVED HEAD BRITNEY CLONE

WE WANT

TO SUCK THE COCK OF THAT BOBBY GILLESPUNK CLONE

WE

WANT TO SUCK THE COCK OF THAT LAURIE AMBERSON CLONE

Thursday, February 09, 2012

SOME PEOPLE WANT YOUR MIND

Some people want your mind
Some people have a blast
Oh Johnny honey
We just want your ass

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

OH HONEY

Yeah right like absolutely completely totally awesomely weirdly freakely eh uma bicha louca rock'n'roll dos anos sessenta. And as you walk into the Garden Of Day Glo Delites you see that everything is so fucking perfectly awesomely all right. Oh honey babe you fucking whore and love of my life you please please tell me that everything is gonna be all right oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh please give me pleaseure you fucking bitch you fucking whore I love you I love you yes I love you really deep in the ass please give me your ass oh please give your ass to me right now oh honey.

REALLY DO REMEMBER

It will all quite probably be deleted sooner or later. Yes. Your thoughts. Your dreams. Your memories. Your poetry in verse or prose. Your drawings. Your photos. Your electronic paintings. Your everything digital. Everything digital. Yes. Believe it. Deal with it. You are what people really do remember.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

PASS OUT THINKING

She is brown. Big tits. Big belly. Big ass. I really would love to fuck that ass. But it probably won't happen. Because I'd have to go to California maybe. Ask around. And she is quite probably too expensive. So I am quite probably going to just drink some more booze and pass out thinking of her ass real hard.

HIT IT

This song we gonna play now has no lyrics. Maybe some grunts. I am telling you this because some of you might want to go home. Or maybe stay further away from the amps. I know some of you must be thinking we are already playing at maximum volume but this is a new trick we do nowadays. We were actually with all switches up to nine. This last song we're gonna turn everything up to eleven or something. Yeah. Because we need this to be loud. It has no lyrics but it is pretty serious. It is about how all of us quit marijuana and use vodka and caipirinha instead. Our friends too. We just don't want trouble. We know this War On Drugs is really a War On The Poor after all. And we just quit this madness. Now we just seek slow death using booze. The name of the song is Before The End Of The War. HIT IT!

Saturday, February 04, 2012

ANY NEW STUFF

We can't publish that. It is too rambling.
Like this band we are listening to.
They didn't sell many records.
Not immediately.
We need to sell books. Immediately.
The sales will pick up quickly.
We won't bet on this book. Sorry.
You know this is good stuff.
Good or bad, we want what sells.
But this one is dirty enough!
Tell him to cut half of it.
He won't do it! You know that!
Then it's no go. Sorry.
What am I gonna tell him?
To keep his day job.
Just that? Keep his day job.
And let us see any new stuff.

Friday, February 03, 2012

GUESS MAYBE

Yeah thinking about good old times when we were thinking about very good even older times. I just realised as I saw her photo that I would love to travel back to that exact night and tell her that I would do anything at all as long as it would make her want like crazy to be fucked deep and hard in the ass by me right there and then. You know time travel does not exist. So what I really did was turning on the fan to make the fever mosquitoes stay away. Then I wrapped a t-shirt around my neck and did my own thing to my fantasies of time travel anal sex until I just had to get up and have one last vodka shot before I fell into a stupor and then into sleep. With my dick in my hand I guess maybe.

Thursday, February 02, 2012

AFTER TWENTY YEARS OR SO

Now that is a really good good good girl yes. She is very very white and loves it in the ass even more because the guy doing her ass is not very white and then he is taking it out of her ass and just shooting his load right into her mouth. She loves to be used like that. As for me I just hope the next sex worker I fuck is just as hot. Yeah all of this went on really many years ago. But somehow it is a present reality in my dreams because all this old school fucking just makes me hot even after twenty years or so. Whatever.

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

INVISIBLE 25 WOMAN

She is a good girl you know like 25 but looks 19. I just thank god or the gods or my luck whatever thank you very much for her sexy photos. Like spreading her cheeks and showing her delicious asshole and then another photo with her ass covered with sperm she looks just like the moment you understand the universe and feel good to be alive. Well yes I know the human race is quite probably going to destroy itself out of pure ignorance but before that we are going to do some wise and loony sexy art yes indeed. Or so I hope. I believe.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

IT WAS

We decided on the spot that we would call the band CFC and tell people it meant chlorofluorocarbon. But the secret meaning of it was Complete Fucking Chaos.

MAKE GOOD

At the end of the movie they forgave each other for having just slept with someone else. Their love was more important. I guess. They didn't talk much but started kissing. So it figures. Roll the credits. Walking out it occured to me that maybe they made love right away. Without even taking a shower or cleaning up in any other way. Maybe he wanted to give her oral sex while she was still dirty from having sex with another man. Then I just knew right there on the spot that I would make good money writing scripts for the movies.

BALADA DO RUSSO OU QUALQUER OUTRO

Por favor mais vodka
Eu sei que bebi demais
Mas preciso mais ainda
Em casa na rua no cais

Nossa sociedade
Nossa natureza
Quer a morte
Mais e mais

Nas linhas de montagem
Nas guerras
Nas mesas especiais

Em toda parte
Sempre uma arte
Cada vez mais capaz

Eu sigo tonto
Na morte encontro
Enfim a minha paz

Sunday, January 22, 2012

EVERYBODY IS

There was a good side to this awful financial or whatever crisis. As I was still sort of rich. I decided to give money to this quite probably flop of an art project. But the lesbian couple behind it had to please me in a very special way. The fact that they agreed to it was a revelation in itself. To them. Or so I hope. For they had to have sex with me for the art money. Yes. I made the dyke one take my dick up her ass while the lady one was to stick her tongue up my ass. They played their parts very well. Indeed. Maybe they came to the conclusion that everybody is really bi deep inside. I certainly came.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

ALL THE TIME

- We see more and more men that see life in a way that, in the past, was considered exclusive to women. These are men that are not homosexual, but do think and feel like women.
- Yes. They change their minds all the time about everything and have no idea what clothes they really want to wear for tonight's party.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

WEARING SUNGLASSES IN THE RAIN

Wearing sunglasses in the rain
No past no future and no pain
Raindrops so silver it's insane
No past no future and no pain

Sunday, January 01, 2012

THAT WAS THE YEAR I WENT INTO WITH MY COCK IN MY HAND

That was the year I went into lost in the burning sands