Monday, April 23, 2012

TABLET POLTERGEIST

Touchscreen frozen with an image of Evil/ One click too many in the way of sin/ Here comes a hand from another dimension/ Her tablet grabbed her and sucked her in// Dead aliens built this nightmare/ Find a way to bring her back/ Before the connection fails again/ And the touchscreen goes all black// Hail the tablet poltergeist/ Their planet is our vice/ Hail the tablet poltergeist/ All our souls will not suffice

Sunday, April 15, 2012

IT DONT MATTER HOW BIG YOUR GOD IS

Only the pleasure it gives you

PLEASE ELECT THE RELIGIOUS FANATIC

Please elect the religious fanatic. Any religion. Even Atheism. As long as he or she or it is a fanatic. Let us fill up the congress with fanatics. They will find out what gives us pleasure and make it all illegal. They will protect us from freedom and too much happiness. They will teach us to be moderately happy slaves to their dogmas. Good and healthy slaves. It will happen sooner or later. You might as well give in today. Lube up your ass and smile. This will be your little sacred secret.

Friday, April 06, 2012

SECRET PERFORMANCE IN RIO OR WHEREVER YOU CAN: MEANINGLESS MICROTOTEM

You hear the noise of coins hitting each other. In your pocket. Take the coins out. Put one of them back into your pocket. Make a pile of the other ones on some public space surface. Somewhere they will be found. It is OK if you only have one coin. Make a pile of one. Be discreet. Do not try to be noticed. Do not put them on top of a dust bin. Throwing cash in the dust bin is a crime in Brazil. Do not do it. Be discreet as you leave. Listen for the sound of your pocket. Enjoy the silence.