Friday, August 28, 2009

secret ancient man

- Where?
- At Sissintino. I will be using a t-shirt with a whiskey logo that says: Jegue Daniel's.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

so

- So this religion means I don't have to believe in anything, and I can do whatever I want?
- Just remember the laws of the planet you're in and stay out of trouble with the cops!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

message found in an e-mail

It read:
Eu sou dos Agnósticos de Cristo! rsrsrs
This means I am from the Agnostics of Christ [laughs]. I strongly suggest the codekids here. This looks like the clue we're loking for.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

ask this

- So people are creating their realities all over the place. How can they be creating wars?
- You'd be at some war, too, if you believed there was no other way.
- But what if some crazy person attacks me in the street for no reason? Did I believe that?
- If you ask this question, you believe it is possible.
- Not believing it would not stop it.
- If you believe so.
- I can't believe that!
- Actually, you can believe what you really, really believe you can.

can that

- I am going crazy?
- If you really, really believe so.
- I'm not sure.
- Then it's not certain.
- That's too easy!
- If you believe so.
- It cant' be that easy!
- If you believe it can't, it can't.
- I wish that was true.
- So it will.
- It is hard to believe it.
- If you believe so.
- Sounds like a trick.
- If you believe so.
- I am too happy!
- If you believe so.
- No! It FEELS so.
- So you believe and so it goes.
- Believing is everything, then? How can that be?
- It works.

SLEEPWALKER

BALLOON

Saturday, August 15, 2009

saturday mouthwash

No mouthwash. Use vodka. Spit it out. Drink some diet mate. Drink some mineral water. Step outside. Thousands of t-shirts walk the streets. Lovely day in Copacabana.

VIVA PASTEUR

Thursday, August 13, 2009

if you believe so

- So everything is alright, then?
- If you believe so!
- What if I change my mind?
- Your world changes!
- What if I'm not sure?
- Your world is unsure!
- Will that change the others?
- If you believe so!
- That sounds absurd!
- Welcome!
- To what?
- Your new absurd world!
- That's a joke, innit?
- If you believe so!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

From the Diary of Marky Muretta

I fear that she will run away with her Personal Fortran Programmer. I wonder if what made her stop loving me was the fact that I was too quick in telling her that I believe that getting pregnant is an unacceptably abnormal behaviour distortion. After all, it was only ten minutes after our first kiss. Maybe it was the fact that I almost always have dry climaxes. But I did empty my nuts when she agreed to watch me massage myself while she whispered Kiribati's National Anthem. She knows that means something.

BUTTON FLY