arriving

Very drunk and looking for a tranny. Found a pale one. Red hair coming down in waves. That seemed rare in Rio. I told her so as she was face down and I was all the way in and out and in that lovely ass. One hot implosion into the tip of my condom. And then another. And another. And another. And. Another. Then I went to a party. But some info was wrong. Never found it. So I got this blond tranny with huge tits. Big ass. Hard as a soccer ball. I came like crazy up that ass. Then I was at this bar drinking some coke to clear my mind a bit. And then I was inside this other tranny. She was face down. Tall. Brown to red hair. I was screaming with pleasure. And then I was walking into my street.

remember jumping

Lucky to be alive. I was not drunk enough when I got to the spot. So I went for this bar. One of the girls who worked there was so nice I wondered if I could be her nice boyfriend. Would she take me up the ass? Couldn't be sure. So I went for the sure thing. Small blond tranny. So very hot. Then the show. So drunk I jumped into the stage two times. Security asked me to take it easy. Friendly guys. Maybe they were using some weird mellow drugs. Fucked another tranny. Tall hot one. Golden hair. Then I remember jumping into a skate bowl. Big colorful letters on concrete. Scratched my arm. Lucky I didn't break my neck. Walked it home in a happy haze.

so very long

This tranny pro did not like it up the ass. Said so after giving me some tits and head. I started getting dressed. Said I had changed my mind. She not liking it meant her beauty was not hot anymore. Thank you. Good night. Went looking for another. This other tranny was even hotter. Tall black redhead. Fantastic mouth working my wrapped gift for a nice long time. Ass easy and snug. I fucked her ass hard and long. So hard and so very long. I came so hard I felt like my head was melting and shooting out of me right through my dick. Like all that was left were my hot closed eyes floating above my heart.

four or five

Long tranny legs. Short blond hair. Then I saw I knew her. Nice new haircut. When I came inside her she squeezed my dick four or five times with her asshole after my first orgasmic moan. A girl that knew how to do it real good. Said she wanted to go to Italy.

Pansexual bottoms of the world

unite and bend over

with sperm

Buy a Bible (or any other sacred book) and glue its pages with sperm (feminine ejaculation is OK). Call the resulting object God Loves You. Remember that this translucid action has not been tested yet and is advised only if you do believe that God loves you.

next code signal

Next code signal: The drawing shows a blond barwoman behind a bar counter in a brothel with one sign that says O Cliente Tem Sempre Um Pauzaum. She has a mushroom haircut and tits nearly as big as indoors soccer balls.

good for her

Sex and tenderness with a friend. Next day she went crazy. In love with me. I had to get away and tell her to stay away from me for a month or so. The night of the next day I went for a tranny. Sucked her cock and dicked her ass. I already knew her. She said she had a gift for me. Next time. If we met nearer her pad. I thought the gods were joking. But the same tranny did not say anything about it next time. Just a few days later. And we were on the spot she said was near her pad. So I guess she figured I was not so special. Good for her.

stopped

She called again on the cell. Said she was fine. No need to worry. She talked to a friend. She was really really not going to kill herself. She was fine. He was a bit numb. He thanked her. He read some comics. The dentist called him. Cleaned his teeth. He went to a bar and had a shot of scotch. He walked home. Stopped at the LAN house to write some fiction.

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Need Not

Because death is serious you need not be

lyrics: This Song Is Very Easy To Sing

This song is very easy to sing