remember jumping

Lucky to be alive. I was not drunk enough when I got to the spot. So I went for this bar. One of the girls who worked there was so nice I wondered if I could be her nice boyfriend. Would she take me up the ass? Couldn't be sure. So I went for the sure thing. Small blond tranny. So very hot. Then the show. So drunk I jumped into the stage two times. Security asked me to take it easy. Friendly guys. Maybe they were using some weird mellow drugs. Fucked another tranny. Tall hot one. Golden hair. Then I remember jumping into a skate bowl. Big colorful letters on concrete. Scratched my arm. Lucky I didn't break my neck. Walked it home in a happy haze.