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He would do anything for him except marrying him because they knew better they were boyfriends once and it was better to be just fuck buddies and anyway the Brazilian law would not let them get married anyway so that was that and he woke up beside him and they ate breakfast and he said he had some work to do back home and he went and bought a ticket to see this romantic comedy later on and he went home and sat on a rubber dick for a while and then had to clean up the shit on the bathroom floor and take a shower and go see the movie and it was a good movie but romcoms always got him a little bit down with all this monogamy crap when all he wanted was to have someone special not someone locked up in a golden cage just for him so he gave up and got drunk and fell asleep thinking about phoning this other friend who was not going to have sex with him ever not in this lifetime no but they could talk a bit about how weird humans were.