DEEP INSIDE MY BRAIN

He just gave me his tongue. And I heard this song. Deep inside my brain. Please do it again.

DREAM IT IS ALRIGHT

Because she kissed me. I don't wanna die tonite. I just want to hold her. And dream it is alright. Because she kissed me. Everything might turn out fine. I just want to love her. And dream it is alright.

IF I KILL MYSELF TONITE

If I kill myself tonite I want to say I am sorry. I wish I was stronger. I wish I had more faith in the future. But the thing is I will just get drunk instead. So sorry for some people maybe. I will not be dead. Not tonite. I think. Whatever.

WHAT I REALLY WANT NOW

What I really want now is to be able to pass out in a drunken stupor in the arms of a loving friend. This kind of blessing can be so rare at times that it just makes perfect sense to pray for it even if you are an atheist or just your regular happy agnostic bloke. May the purse be with you.

QUITE PROBABLY WHATEVER

People like me style dancing wild good guy drunkard man or something. What can I say but warn them that I am the weird cosmic damaged egomaniac with a heart of gold or some other very expensive metal yes I might be nice but I might be awful because I am that kind of egotistic western freaky bastard or whatever. Quite probably whatever.

SHE SAID SHE WANTED

She said she wanted
To suck my tood
I said be gentle
And do me good

SHE SAID BLOW ME

She said blow me
She meant it
Showing her cock

I said thank you
Went dancing
Had to rock

ESTAMOS SEMPRE EM

Estamos sempre em
Outro lugar

Fantasmas
Bem atentos

Preocupados
Agitados
Sonolentos

Sempre aqui
Em outro lugar

Sonhando
Clicando
Pra não chorar

BEFORE THE END

He made me wear these fake leather panties with a hole that was made for him to fuck my ass. Told me to take it doggy. Started screaming a list of our former presidents as he fucked me. He came like crazy in my ass before the end of the list.

WANTED YOU TO PLEASE

- Problem was when he got really really drunk. He said he liked me a lot and I said "Thanks!" and stuff and he said he knew I didn't like him and I felt like leaving the party at once!
- That was just his way of saying that he wanted you to please please let him suck your dick.

WITHOUT EJACULATING

I jerked off wearing a condom. Not gonna ejaculate all over the bed I was gonna use. I did it a couple of times. Then I did it one more time using two pillows to sandwich my cock. It was like fucking a headless woman. Weird and hot. I came without ejaculating and took a rest to get my lungs back in proper rhythm again. Then I decided I wanted to ejaculate for the third time. My hand did a great job one more time. Then I answered the phone. This hot friend asked me if I was busy. I felt sorry for a second or two. No way I was going to be able to get it up for that awesome pussy. But then she told me she wanted me to have dinner with her and her new boyfriend. Not getting inside a pussy never felt so sweet.

TUDO BEM AS PESSOAS SEREM FELIZES

CONTANTO QUE FINJAM ESTAR SILENCIOSAMENTE ENTEDIADAS EM PÚBLICO

I AM OK WITH PEOPLE BEING HAPPY

AS LONG AS THEY ACT SILENTLY BORED IN PUBLIC

NATURAL HORMONES

AND GARTER BELTS