GIVE ME LIBERAL DEMOCRACY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM IT

WHILE THE POOR TALKS TO HIMSELF AND GETS PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT HIS SANITY THE RICH THINKS ALOUD AND LIVES A HAPPY ECCENTRIC LIFE IF HE IS LUCKY AND WISE

FOR ADULTS ONLY

BECAUSE POBRE FALA SOZINHO E RICO PENSA ALTO

LIBERAL DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW AND HURRY FOR PETE'S SAKE

WE CHECKED THE JEWISH VIRTUAL LIBRARY AND IT SAYS THAT 24,969 JEWS AND/OR ISRAELIS HAVE BEEN KILLED BY TERRORISM OR DIED IN WARS DEFENDING LIBERAL DEMOCRACY IN ISRAEL BETWEEN 1860 AND 2014 AND ISRAEL IS NOT GOING TO GIVE UP EXISTING SO WILL SOMEONE TELLS THOSE IDIOTS TRYING TO DESTROY ISRAEL DO GET A LIFE OR AT LEAST A PROPER JOB

LONG LIVE LIBERAL DEMOCRACY IN ISRAEL AS WELL AS IN MANY OTHER COUNTRIES IF YOU PLEASE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

REST IN PEACE YONATAN NETANYAHU WHO GAVE HIS LIFE IN ENTEBBE FOR LIBERAL DEMOCRACY

TEMPORARY SUSPENSION OF SUSPECTED IRONY HERE NOW FOR WE HAVE JUST REMEMBERED AND WANT TO CELEBRATE THE HEROES WHO FOUGHT TERRORISM IN OPERATION ENTEBBE WE MEAN IT YOU GUYS WERE GREAT THANK YOU AND WITH THIS WE GO BACK TO IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE MODE BUT NOT BEFORE THANKING

DREAMS OF CAPITALISM WITH A HUMAN FACE

LONG LIVE LIBERAL DEMOCRACY IN ISRAEL

POSSIBLY NOT NEUROTYPICAL AND AWARE THAT HE CAN REFUSE TREATMENT AND THE BASTARD IS RIGHT FOR HE DOES NOT SEEM TO BE DANGEROUS AND REALLY IS JUST ANOTHER POOR BASTARD WAITING TO SEE WHICH CANCER WILL KILL HIS SORRY ASS

'TIS THE SEASON TO EXPECT HEAVY TROPICAL RAINS THAT WILL KILL LOTS OF POOR PEOPLE BECAUSE NO FREAKING POLITICIAN DOES ANY EFFECTIVE THING TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM AND WE ARE NOT ENGINEERS SO WE WILL CRY FOR THE DEAD AND GET INTO A DRUNKEN STUPOR TO FORGET THIS CRAPPY CITY WE BUILT AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU TOO AMEN

UNEXPECTED FESTIVUS MICARETA ROCK PARTY EVERYWHERE

MULDER ON THE ORIENT ESPRESSO

SUMMERTIME BLUES IS PINGA AND ELECTRODANCE PARTY

TELECOM LINK VERY GOOD HERE

TELECOM LINK VERY GOOD HERE

SUMMERTIME BLUES IS CACHASSA AND FUNK OSTENTASSAUM

TELECOM LINK VERY GOOD HERE

WE CHECKED THE FILES AND THE DEFENDANT WAS CALLED NEAL NOTTING

YOU REALLY TRY TO HELP AND THEN FEEL REALLY SURPRISED WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT PEOPLE HATE YOU

TORNE O CEDILHA OPCIONAL E BEBA UMA DOSE DE CACHASSA PRA COMEMORAR

DEATH TO ALL LIFE FORMS

Ab 18 Jahren geeignet means ADULTS ONLY

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF SPY DRONES

FUCK SEX AND FUCK CELIBACY AND FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE

SELF-PORTRAIT IN BLACK AND WHITE: INSTEAD OF ENJOYING GIVING HEAD HE GAVE GOOD ADVICE

Autorretrato em preto e branco: devia talvez dar a bunda mas preferia dar conselhos

UTC IS ABOUT ZERO NINER FOWER ZERO NOW

UTC IS ABOUT ZERO NINER FOWER ZERO NOW

Para maiores de 18 anos means ADULTS ONLY

VC SAYS CFNM IS OK FOR PEACE

LONDON ENGLAND TIME IS ABOUT 9 AM NOW

CFNM MEANS HUMILIATION PORN WITH CLOTHED FEMALES AND NAKED MALES

YOU WILL BE SHOT DEAD BY PEOPLE WHO HATED YOUR JOKE

VC SAYS FEMDOM SISSIFICATION IS OK FOR PEACE

Ab 18 Jahren geeignet means ADULTS ONLY

MAYBE ONLY BISEXUALS WITH A QUIRKY SENSE OF HUMOR SHOULD BE READING THIS LEST WE GO BACK TO THAT VIOLENT MEDIEVAL MASS MURDER SHIT THAT WILL HAVE US CALLING THE MARINES TO FIX THE SHIT AND BRING BACK DEMOCRACY

WHAT WE MEAN IS YOU MUST LICK OUR ASSES BECAUSE WE SAID YOUR JOKE WAS OFFENSIVE AND SOME OF US WANT TO FEEL YOUR TONGUE FOR REAL SO GET ON YOUR KNEES FAGGOT

SORRIA: NADA FUNCIONA BEM NESSA PORRA

FOR ADULTS ONLY

PARA MAIORES DE 18 ANOS

(:-D)

(B-D)

(B-))

Darwin' can b fun I mean DRAWIN'

UNEYEDENTIFIED BISEXUAL BASEBALL

FESTIVUS EVERYWHAT

VAMOS ATE' O FIM DOA A QUEM DOAR

TEM SEMPRE TUDO MENOS O Q VC MAIS QUER

SHE WAS A LITTLE BIT DRUNK AND LISTENING TO SOME STONER MUSIC WHILE HE SUCKED HER DICK

ALWAYS READ THE LABEL AND YO-YO WHERE THE STREETS HAVE YO NAME

Nome da banda: CAIXAALTA

FESTIVUS IS ABOUT ONE MONTH FROM NOW OR SOMETHIN

IT WAS A GOOD SHOW SPECIALLY BECAUSE THERE WAS A SOUNDPROOF AREA FOR PEOPLE WHO NEVER TURN OFF THEIR SMARTPHONES AND/OR CANNOT EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK AFTER THE SHOW INSTEAD OF DURING IT

WE ARE A MUCH MELLOWER PERSON ENTITY WHEN YOU MEET US IN THE FLESH SO MAYBE WE BEST AVOID MEETING IN THE FLESH THERE IS PROBABLY NO USE MEETING IN THE FLESH

WE DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS SO IT MUST BE SOME NEW TERRORIST CODE

WE ARE AN ACADEMIC PERSON ULTRAPLASTIC FANTASTIC MYTHOLOGICAL ENTITY AND HAVE NO REAL CREDENTIALS TO BE ALLOWED TO WRITE THIS

THE BURP IS ON THE TABLE TABLE TABLE

ACREDITAMOS QUE OS PENTELHOS SAUM AS ANTENAS DA RACHA A NAUM SER AS RASPADINHA WI-FI

BAND NAME IDENTIFIED AS ESTREITO DE SUNDA (PORTUGUESE FOR SUNDA STRAIT)

YOU CAN UPSET LOTS OF PEOPLE BY MISTAKE BY SIMPLY JOINING A SOCIAL NETWORK AND NEVER GOING BACK TO ANSWER ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU HATED THE WAY THE PAGE LOOKS AND WORKS

NOW THAT WE HAVE A GOOD SIGNAL I CANNOT REMEMBER WHAT THE FROCK I WAS GONNA WRITE

Professor denunciado por aula com LSD e sexo

Professor denunciado por aula com LSD e sexo

THIS HALLOWEEN REMEMBER THE DEAD ARE WATCHING AS YOU PLAY PING PONG

AFTER A RADICAL TRANSFORMATION EVERYTHING WAS THE SAME OLD SITUATION

REVOLUTIONARY INCREMENTALISM OF A LIBERAL IDEA

HEALTH NAZIS ARE OUT TO GET YOU TO DO MED EXAMS AGAINST YOUR WILL TODAY

HE IS JUST ANOTHER JOYFUL HEALTH NAZI

FREEDOM IS A PRISON SO GO TO PRISON AND BE FREE

GUILT RULES THE PLANET

SALZ IST GUT

IF THE KIDS ARE UNITED THEY WOULD BE A WORK OF FICTION

VAMOS PRECISAR DE TODO MUNDO E POR ISSO NUNCA VAI DAR CERTO

BEING VERY CRUEL IS GREAT FUN UNTIL YOU GET CAPTURED ALIVE

PLANET DIKHHEAD MUST KEEP THE CIVIL WAR GOING IN ORDER TO WRECK THEIR ECONOMY EVEN MORE AND SO GET MORE JOBLESS KIDS TO JOIN THE WAR AND KEEP IT GOING

WE ARTISTS BRING HELL TO YOUR MIND AND CALL IT PERFECT LOVE

THINK TWICE OR DRINK TWICE OR WHATEVER WORKS FOR YOU

SHOW US YOUR POROROCA

GREETINGS FROM PLANET IDIOT

CLARO QUE LAICAR NOIZ LAICA BUT GIVE US THE MONEY FIRST

WE ARE SO SMART THAT WE BUILD PARK BENCHES THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO USE AS BEDS AND SO THE HOMELESS END UP SICK WITH VERMIN FROM SLEEPING ON THE GRASS AND CROWD OUR HOSPITALS YEAH VERY VERY SMART WE ARE

IF YOU DONT WANT IT ON THE WEB FOR ALL TO SEE THEN DONT TAKE A PICTURE OF IT

CRIME IS A NO NO UNLESS IT IS BY OUR SPY BOYS N GIRLS

SUDACO PARADISE GOT SUM VERY LARGE GUNS

WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND HIS FLAG COLOURS ARE IN VERY POOR TASTE

FOR ADULTS ONLY

GO STRAIGHT AHEAD AFTER YOU GET TO MOEBIUS STRIP

DIVIDED BY ZERO AND THEN TAKEN TO A MULTIVERSE DANCE MUSIC PARTY

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF ANAL SEX

ESTOU IMPACIENTE E QUERO CONTINUAR

YOU MIGHT GET SHOT DEAD BY PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOUR UNLESS YOU KILL THEM FIRST

IT IS THE FUTURE AND EVERYBODY HAS A SOUNDPROOF WEATHERPROOF FIREPROOF NUKEPROOF HOME AND SUICIDE IS CONSIDERED A BIT VULGAR BUT OK IF YOU ARE NOT ON DEFENSE DUTY

YOU GOTTA SEE HER COCK TO BELIEVE IT

GREETINGS FROM PLANET IDIOT

THIS A WORK OF FICTION

SECTOR T CLEAR

COM OU SEM PARIR EU AMO AS MINHAS PUTAS DE CERTO MODO EU ACHO QUE SIM COM CERTEZA SIM PRAS MINHAS BONITINHAS

VAI POLARIZAR A PUTA QUE PARIU

AH HUMMMM I SEE WE HAVE DISINTEGRATED YER PLANET SO I MUST SAY AHM SORRY

ONE OF THE MARTIANS HAD TO COME BACK FOR HER CELL PHONE

NEAR-HALLUCINATORY ESPRESSO STATIC MEDITATION WORKSHOP

THERE'S NOT A LINE THAT GOES IN HERE THAT DINES ON ANYTHING

PAINTING TWENTY-COLOURED RAINBOWS IN THE WINDOW PANES AGAIN

THESE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES ALL LOOK THE SAME AFTER DARK

LO AND BEHIND

WE ARE USING THE ROUGH DRAFT

THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION

FOR ADULTS ONLY

ALL RELIGIOUS FANATICS SECRETLY WANT TO SUCK DICK

HTML GBT

WALKING IN RIO IS ONE EYE LOOKING AT THE FOOD STALLS AND THE OTHER WATCHING OUT FOR RASCALS

YOU SEND AN ELECTRONIC MESSAGE TO YOUR WIFE SAYING YOU LOVE HER BEFORE YOU GO OUT TO FIND MINES

ENJOY YOUR LIFE BECAUSE EVERYWHERE YOU GO IS INSIDE A PERIMETER

HE SAID HEY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY WASNT IT?

HE WAS A WAR HERO AND THEN HE WAS A MOVIE STAR IN MOVIES THAT WERE ABOUT THE WAR AND HE HAD NIGHTMARES FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AND WE ARE ALL A BIT LIKE HIM EXCEPT WE DID NOT GET AS MANY MEDALS

VC SAYS RIMMING IS OK FOR PEACE

VC SAYS RIMMING IS OK FOR PEACE

YOU WILL BE SHOT DEAD BY PEOPLE WHO HATED YOUR SHIRT

Ame-o or Dexy-O

Grande Certinho: Perebas: Um Autorre-Trago

YOU WILL BE SHOT DEAD BY PEOPLE WHO DID NOT GET THE JOKE

REHEATED BABBAGE

VC SAYS FORCED FEMINIZATION FETISH IS OK FOR PEACE

ANOTHER HUMANOID LANGUAGE IS ANOTHER CITY

INFRARED DRONES ARE OUT TONITE

PLEASE MORE RIDICULOUS AT ALL TIMES HAIR

BLUE RONDO A LA TANK

AS ALWAYS THE SAPPERS WENT IN FIRST

THE WEATHER FORECAST SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A FINE DRY DAY

BEBEU A PORRA TODA E FEZ CARA DE GOZO

VC SAYS PEGGING FEMDOM IS OK FOR PEACE

AND DIZ IZ DA RECORD OF DA TIME

FOR ADULTS ONLY

IF I DO NOT RING ANYONE AND JUST WAIT FOR MY PHONE TO RING IT WILL PROBABLY TAKE SOME TIME MAYBE A LONG TIME AND THAT IS REALITY FACK AFF IF YOU CAN NOT TAKE IT

SEJA MATINAL SEJA HEROI

KEEP CALM AND FAINT

BACK THEN IT WAS CONSIDERED VERY NICE TO FORCE PEOPLE TO STTAY UP UNTIL AFTER MIDNITE WITH LOUD MUSIC AND FUK IT IF THEY NEEDED BE UP EARLY TO KEEP THEIR JOBS

WE DID NOT OWN DA LAW SO WE SHUT THE FUK UP AND LET THEM LORDS BE

NEVR MIND DA TYPOS HER'Z DA FUCKOS

WE PRESENT YOU OUR NEW SEXY GADGET THE iFOD

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FOR ADULTS ONLY

HELLO! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR YOU! WE ARE MIDNITE PICS! GO! GO! GO! GO!

YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT ONE CENTURY AGO NINE OUT OF TEN PEOPLE DID NOT HAVE SOUNDPROOF HOUSES LIKE WE DO AND SO THEY HAD TO LISTEN TO ALL KIND OF SICK SOUNDS FROM OUTSIDE AND EVEN FROM PULMONAR FREAKS WHO ENJOYED COUGHING OR SNEEZING OUT LOUD JUST TO ANNOY PEOPLE INSTEAD OF GETTING SOME DOWNERS AND FUCKING FALL ASLEEP AND GOING TO SEE SOME FUCKIN DOCTOR THE NEXT DAY AND FUCKING OFF AND LETTING THEIR NEIGHBOURS SLEEP OH NO NOT DEM SICK FUCKS WE WERE GLAD WHEN ONE OF DEM FUKS GOT REAL SIK AND DIED CUZ NO ONE BELEIVED DEM AND NO ONE CALLED THE MEDS NO EMERGENCY HOUSE SENSORS BAK THEN

HE SAID EVERY DAY STILL ALIVE IS A GOOD ONE

FOR ADULTS ONLY

YEAH WE KEEP THE PERIMETER

DID YOU MEAN: FUCK YOU

ALL YER HEALTHY WANKERS RAISE YER OTHER HAND

RATED X

FOR ADULTS ONLY

PROIBIDO PARA MENORES DE 18 ANOS

TRANSLATE AT YER OWN RISK

ESTOU DOENTE E QUERO CONTINUAR

EVERY HUMAN BEING IS A WORK OF ART BUT SOME OF US NEED PLASTIC SURGERY OR AT LEAST A PAINKILLER

KADDISH FOR THOSE WHO DIED DEFENDING YAD-MORDECHAI

DEMOLE U MEU BARRACU

NOVA POSTAGEM ORANGE BUTTON

SUKING BLAK COK

AM YISRAEL CHAI

AQUELE QUE LUTA COM DEUS

FIGHT DEM FUKIN ANTI-ZIONISTIC TERRORISTS

EVRY THANG IZ COOL BUT SUM OF 'EM FUKS IZ GONNA GIT KILLD

PLEEZ GIVE ADVICE FOR PEACE TO PEOPL WHO LIVE VERY FAR FRUM U

KILL EVERY FOKING LAST OF DIS FOKING PHANATIK SHITZ

MESHUGGE O HONEY HONEY

SHE'S M' HERO UNDER M' SKIN YAY

UP YOURS TRULY XXX000

METHEMATICS OR SUMTHIN

ENRABAR E' VIVER

SIC JOKE

BlumenOW SC

Porto Allergic RS

CuritCHEEBA PR

CuiaBAR MT

FortaLAYza CE

Belo HoriZONKte MG

TIMBUKTOOTH

ZANZIBARF CITY

SHANGRI-LARF

XANAPOO

SAINT PETERSBONG

Sao POW-lo SP

Rio de JaNAYro RJ

LOS ANGELEASE

NEW YAWN CITY

UNITED KIDULTS OF BLITEY OR WOTEVER

NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADOLESCENTS

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNKERS

UNITED NATIONS ONANIZATION

UNITED STATES MARINE COCK

OBJETO VIAJANTE NAO IDENTIFICADO

UNIDENTIFIED FREAKY OBJECT

INTERNATIONAL STANDARDIZATION ONANIZATION

DADAPOP SIEGT!

PAPER NAPKIN 23.3.2007: WELL I UNDERSTAND THIS GUY JOHN LOCKE SAID THAT IF THE GOVERNMENT STEALS YOUR BREAD AND TRIES TO MAKE YOU A SLAVE TO THE CROWN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHOOT IT DOWN. AS FOR ME I'M A HAPPY HARE. ALL I SAID IS I'M TOO DRUNK TO CARE. TOO DRUNK TO CARE!

PILLS THAT MAKE YA JUMP UP N DOWN

THIS IS SIC

WILL WANK FOR FOOD

Correction: name of the band is I-LARM

REFUSENIK GLAM SHOCKING COLOURS

Do I know wot I mean (name of the album) Ilarm (name of the band)

Pronounced nice (name of the album) Naess (name of the band which is supposed to be pronounced like the word nice)

the book is on the table

this is a graphic representation of the ethanol molecule i got from somewhere. ethanol is the scientific name for booze. and it really shows, innit? this diagonal going up is you getting happier and happier. this is the peak, when you are glowing, and maybe even be perceived as glowing by other people attending the party. remember that one with great drinks you didn't even know existed and lots of people wearing dark glasses even after dark? i know. you just went with the glow. alas, this descending diagonal marks the point where your capability to speak properly starts to melt. down we go. and next morning, unless you drank lots of water along with the booze there's these here OH i need an aspirin

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SPURTACUS

FULL METAL JACKOFF

he was in the battle of ia drang

I AM BECOME BATH

Braun HF 1

we clear nape da whole area

yes i am aware and i wish to continue fire the guns go

estou ciente e quero continuar

ParaFAL

molotov

m40 sniper rifle

tavor

galil

galil

bad art iz kool maybe

p47d thunderbolt

sopwith camel

si vis pacem para bellum

curtiu uma linguada ou uma dedada ou uma pica no cu o mundo inteiro e teve menos guerra e faniquitos

R ya gonna suk ma dik

iwo jima

cover fire... go!

just go and nape the whole area

ela PRECISA dar o cu todo santo dia

yay rite

this is the shit

7.62 mm

em vez de fuder ou tocar punheta cantam de madrugada

BRAZIL IS BEST SOCCER TEAM EVER

BRAZIL IS SHIT FOREVER NO CURE

WILL BATHE FOR SEX

SEX AND DRAGS AND ROCK AND ROLL

SEGUIA LENDO O LIVRO DE CHICO BURAKE E USANDO COMO MARCADOR DE PAGINA UM GUARDANAPO DO MCDONNEL'S

AFTER HER DICK WAS ALL THE WAY UP HIS ASS SHE WENT ON TO FUCK THE CUM OUTTA HIM

AH YES WHAT DA FUK IS DIS FUKIN FUK RITE ALL RITE GO DO IT FIRE IN DA HOLE

RML 8 INCH 9 TON GUN

TIPO ASSIM PUTA QUE PARIU CARALHO DE CRISTO QUE PORRA OI HEIN AH VAI SIFUDER

AAAAAAH SIT ON HER DICK AND SHOUT I LUV IT UP MY AAAAAAAASS

7.62 mm

PAINFUL ANAL SEX CARTOON

PEGGING FEMDOM CARTOON

KINKS ARE THE VILLAGE GREEN PRESERVATION SOCIETY

OPERATION PINK GUACAMOLE IS COMPROMISED I REPEAT COMPROMISED STOP

JAPANESE BUTT RAPE FANTASY

+X+

NO PAY NO GAY

YOU READ IT ON THE WEB SO OF COURSE IT MUST BE TRUE

RIACHUELO

TUYUTI'

IT IS RAINING CATS AND DOGS AGAIN AND AS ALWAYS WE IDIOTS ARE NOT READY

BORN AGAIN RIMJOB FREAK

BORN AGAIN COCKSUCKER

IMAGES OF WEAPONS ON THE WEB ARE AN ART SHOW

IMAGES OF XTC PILLS ON THE WEB ARE AN ART SHOW

IMAGES OF SHEMALES ON THE WEB ARE AN ART SHOW

GETTYSBURG

YOU ARE WHAT YOU BUY

INDIVIDUAL MYTHOLOGY FOR THE MASSES

X+X

SARATOGA

CHAERONEA

THERMOPYLAE

SHA NEEDZ IT UP HUR AHSS AT LEEZT FOUR TIMEZ AHWEEK

NEIGA DU CABELU CURTU CUAU EI U CRENTI KI TI PENTELHA

FUCK XYZ WEB CONNECTION IT IS CRAP OUR FUTURE IN BRAZIL IS CRAP WITHOUT FAST WEB CONNECTIONS WE ARE GOING TO LET BRAZIL FUK OFF N DIE BECAUSE WE ARE LAZY BASTERDS CREATED BY KATHOLIK KOMMUNISM

HUMBLE BEYOND BELIEF

NAME OF THE BAND IDENTIFIED: ASPARGOS NEURO'TICOS

ABSOULUTTERLY FANTASTIK

TRANNY REDHEAD ROBOT FUCKING YER ASS ALL NITE LONG CUZ IT MAKES EVRBDY FEEL FREER N FREER ALL DOWN THE LINE

ELA GOZOU FEITO UMA LOUCA SENTIDO A PIROCA ENTRANDO TODINHA NO CU

WE WILL QUITE PROBABLY FUCK IT UP AND DESTROY ALL LIFE ON THIS PLANET

NO REGULAR RHYTHM WHATSOEVER

INJECTING WATER UP THE MAINLINE

SLEEPY HOLLOW EEK A BOD

JUS ME MY SELFFIE N EYE

YEAH THE WOLD WANTS YA TO FUK OFF N DIE NOBODY CARES IF YA CANT EAT CHEESE OR WHATEVA NOBODY CARES IF ITS NOT DEM ASS SO FUK OFF N DIE