YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WORK HARD PLAY HARD REST HARDER

SUICIDE ATTACKS MEANS YOU ARE AFRAID TO DIE ALONE YOU SAD COWARD

OUT OF THE CLOSET AND DRIVING TO CRUISERS CREEK

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

SOLIDARITY IS SELF-PRESERVATION

HIERARCHY IS NOT GOING AWAY UNLESS IT WANTS TO

OUT OF THE CLOSET AND ON THE NEXT PLANE TO TEL AVIV

EVERYTHING WILL BE EDITED BY SOMEONE WHOSE ENGLISH IS EVEN WORSE THAN YOURS

MANCHETE NO BRASIL É A MESMA HÁ QUINHENTOS ANOS, "DEPOIS MELHORA", E DEPOIS DO QUE EXATAMENTE NINGUÉM SABE

BRAZILIAN NEWS IS FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OF "DEPOIS MELHORA" ("IT GETS BETTER AFTERWARDS") AND AFTER EXACTLY WHAT IT GETS BETTER NOBODY KNOWS

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AND THE WOALD TURNS AROUND

WE WENT TO SEE SUPER BEAU LIVE AT THE MOVIEPLEX FOR WATCHING HUGE MOVING PICTURES OF MEN IN TIGHT TROUSERS IS A JOY TO BE HELD

HE WAS SO EXCITED HE WAS NEARLY FAINTING CUZ HE HAD JUST GOT VAN POSER FOUNDATION'S FIRST SINGLE ("POSING AS A VAN") IN ALL ITS SHOCKING PINK AND MOSS GREEN PVC VINYL GLORY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

SORRY BUT NO DOCUMENT PROOF THIS GLITTER IS BIOFRIENDLY NO ENTRANCE AT THIS CARNAVAL PARTY FOR YOU

NEARLY WENT TO SEE THE SHAPE OF WALTER OSHKAR CONTENDER THE OTHER NIGHT BUT FELT THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT IT

ENGINEER THOMAS SAID HIS COLLEAGUES WERE "FAZENDO BULE" (WHICH TRANSLATES AS "MAKING TEAPOT" AND MEANS BULLYING BECAUSE "BULE" SOUNDS SIMILAR) AND SO WE HAD TO JAIL HIM FOR BEING A VICTIM

ENGINEER THOMAS SAID HIS COLLEAGUES WERE "FAZENDO BULE" (WHICH TRANSLATES AS "MAKING TEAPOT" AND MEANS BULLYING BECAUSE "BULE" SOUNDS SIMILAR) AND SO WE HAD TO JAIL HIM FOR BEING A VICTIM