FUCK FASCIST COLLECTIVISM BUT USE A CONDOM

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YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

FASCIST COLLECTIVISM WILL DESTROY YOU AFTER YOU INVITE IT TO YOUR HOME FOR A DRINK

WE HOPE YOU KNOW THAT A MICARETA FESTIVUS CAN BE ANY DAY YOU CHOOSE TO PARTY ANY WAY YOU WANT IT EVEN INSTEAD OF FESTIVUS SO IT IS A POSSIBLY MEANINGLESS PARTY AND THANK GAWD FOR IT ALL

MERRY MICARETA FESTIVUS EVERYBODY

WE HOPE YOU KNOW YOU CAN ENJOY THIS TEXT EVEN IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND EVERY SINGLE MORPHEME

ALEA KAFKA EST

IF ALL HAD FOOD AND WATER THERE WOULD BE WAR FOR BEER

SURPRISINGLY STUPID POLITICAL IDEAS ARE NO SURPRISE

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

A CULPA É TODA MINHA E SUA E DE TODOS

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

ASSASSINOS SEM SENSO DE HUMOR ATIRANDO NAS RUAS EM PESSOAS QUE CONTAM PIADAS

SOME STUPID SNIPER WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR WILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT IS MY BET

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