FIREBOMB CARPET BOMBING VEGAN SALAMI

YOU DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND MY IRONY AND I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR IRONY AND THAT IS OK MAYBE

HELP TO CREATE A NEW AGE OF PEACE AND UNDERSTANDING BY MASTURBATING WHILE WEARING RIDICULOUS HATS

COCONUT SUPERSTRING MONOLITH FLAVOR

POST ROCK TELEGRAM INSTRUMENTAL

FUZZBOX PLANET

Closet Sexophobe International

Showing the right way to cum.

Closet Sexophobe International

Orgasm envy since forever.

THIS DADA-SURREALIST CRAP GETS TIRED UGLY FAST

BLACK TRIANGLE BORDER

MARDI GRAS VISION

DIGIQUANTIC PASTRY INSTRUMENTAL

FUSSY SLOB ROCK JAM

PERSISTENCE OF DERIVATIVE CONCEPTUAL ART DROSS

UPSIDE DOWN MEANINGLESS ROCK JAM

COVID-19 WILL BE DEFEATED

STOP DRAWING PROPERLY FOR A WHILE MAYBE

It had to be an otter me

 In my dream I woke up transformed into a monstrous otter. I was happy to suddenly have a less hairy back. But before I could tell anyone the good news it rained Gatorade Mango Xtremo for six months and it was a most healthy end of the world.

IF I WERE A BURGER I'D BE DEAD MEAT BY NOW

I'M FUCKING GREAT MY ASS

SURE WE LOST THE WAR BUT WE COMPOSED GREAT FIGHT SONGS

CANCEL ANYTIME FOR FREE SURE

MULHER ODIADORA PROCURA HOMEM ODIADOR PARA CRIAR FILHOS ODIADORES E FELIZES

NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK I LOVE YOU MAN

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

SLOW POP DAZE

SOU FODA PRA CARALHO E' A PUTA QUE O PARIU

OCCUPATION: LIKESGIVER

HER BEING A FASCIST WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT WHEN SHE CALLED MY MOM A STUPID COW I SHOT HER TITS OFF WITH MY SHOTGUN

YOUR NAZI NOSTRILS ARE GOING TO HELL

THE WAR WILL GET STARTED BY PEOPLE WHO GET UPSET BY A JOKE

DIAGNOSED: N.I.D (NEWS-INDUCED DEPRESSION)

TOO LAZY TO GO CRAZY

YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE BEFORE

WELCOME TO RIO HERE'S YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

IF YOU GET LUCKY YOUR UNFINISHED STUFF MIGHT SELL FOR A LOT OF MONEY

IF YOU GET LUCKY YOUR TERRIBLE ROUGH DRAFTS MIGHT BE SEEN AS GREAT ART

CRYPTIC ANTISEMITIC ALL-AMERICAN GREEN TEA PARTY CROSSBOW PUZZLE DUSTBOWL COMRADE CAPTAIN INSTANT NOODLES

WRITING IN ALL CAPS WILL RECEIVE THE DEATH PENALTY

BECAUSE IT IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY YOU KNOW IT IS FULL OF LIES

COSMOQUARKIC PAPER TELESCOPE

PLEASE TELL US WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO EJACULATE

COSMOQUANTIC SUPERSTRING ORIGAMI

FAT SHEMALE FUCKS HER FAT GIRLFRIEND

Let us masturbate together

Let us masturbate together

Before we get killed

By lollipops or the weather

FRANKISTELLA SAMBA ROCK

HISTORY WILL SHOW THE INEVITABLE WAY TOWARDS SCREWING UP EVERY SINGLE GOOD IDEA WE HAVE

YOU WILL BE SUED BY THE AIR CONDITIONING LULLABY UNIT

PARECE COMUM PENSAR QUE SABE O QUE QUER

NO MATTER HOW GOOD THE LABEL IT WILL END UP BEING DISTORTED

MY OCCUPATION IS I CANCEL NOTIFICATIONS FROM SOCIAL MEDIA

THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF THE IDEA OF DEATH IN THE MIND OF A PLASTIC TOY

REMEMBER THE STONEWALL RIOTS

YOUR DEFAULT CAMERA SETTINGS ARE ALREADY A FILTER

COSMIC ELECTROQUANTIC GARAGE ROCK DANCE MIX

YEAH I KNOW YOU GONNA VOTE FOR THAT GUY BUT I LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME

REDWHITE AND BLUE COSMIC DEATH MARSHMALLOW MASTERPIECE

YOU PROBABLY HAVE MORE THAN TWO OPTIONS

HARD SOFT COSMIC ELECTRONIC BEAT DANCING STUFF

MORE COFFEE UNTIL WE ORGASM FREAK IT

PLEASE EAT MY ORGASM AND MAKE ME YOUR MARRIAGE SLAVE 4EVER YEAH I AM YOUR SISSY STUD

THIS JAZZ ROCK SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DANCE TO

TRANNY LESBIAN MARRIAGE BOINKFEST DREAM

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

COSMIC ELECTROQUANTIC HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

EXTREME EURASIA HOT JAZZ ROCK MAMA

COSMOQUANTIC DIGITRONIC ECSTATIC UNEXPLAINED CAVE DRAWING

COSMIC DIGIQUANTIC UNEXPECTED NATIONAL FLAG

FUCKING YOU WELL TO ALWAYS FUCK

TE FODENDO BEM PARA FODER SEMPRE

GLAM MUCH BETTER THAN GLITTER

GIVE US MORE REBELS WITH EXPENSIVE SHINY CLOTHES

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

LTO SIGNIFICA: LESBICAS, TRAVESTIS E OUTROS

About LTO

 Because acronyms like LGBTT or LGBTQIABCDEFG+ or something were getting too hard to remember when writing to your grandmother, we decided to use LTO, that means Lesbians, Transvestites and others.

LTO MEANS: LESBIANS, TRANSVESTITES AND OTHERS

NO, SIR, SHOOTING INNOCENT POOR PEOPLE DOES NOT COUNT AS FIGHTING POVERTY

OUR RESEARCH SHOWS THAT HE STARTED THE DICTATORSHIP TO FORCE PEOPLE TO SHUT UP AND LET HIM FINISH HIS SENTENCES

FILMS WITH UNSIMULATED SEX ACTIVITY

Alfa Bravo Charlie Delta Echo

YEAH THOSE SAME SEX WOMEN PERVS WANT TO WATCH GAY GUYS DOING IT

BECAUSE YOU ARE SUFFERING JUST TO KNOW SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS HAVING FUN YOU ARE A PURITAN AND THAT MEANS YOU ARE A SAD IDIOT

PORNOGRAPHIC MAGAZINES ON SHELVES IN JAPAN

AV idol

54TURD4Y N1GHT5 4LR1GHT F0R 5L33P1NG (SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT FOR SLEEPING)

COSMIC ECSTATIC DEATH GOLDEN DREAMS OF COMPLETE SOUL OBLITERATION ORGASMS

THE TWO UNITED AS THE BIGGEST SOUTH HEMISPHERE SUPERCITY THEY CALLED SAMRIO

HOT BLOWJOB BLACK

HOT JAPANESE TRANNY HANDJOB

HOT STRAPON CROSSDRESSER PEGGING

COSMIC HARDTACK ELECTRIC VISION

COSMIC MELTED VEGAN CHEESE FILE

MAGNIFICENT DEATH AMAZEMENT KEY CHAIN

WE MISS SANTIAGO AND TEL AVIV

LEGEND OF THE HEADLESS HOMELESS

PHOTO TAKEN RIGHT BEFORE THE WAR WITH THE SUMERIANS

COSMIC SPIRITUAL VEGAN MARSHMALLOW PARACHUTE

COSMIC BLACK COCKTAIL GLASS ECSTATIC VISION

COSMIC PLASTIC BOTTLES

COLLECTING NONSENSICAL TITLES FOR FUTURE INSTRUMENTAL JAZZ ROCK TRACKS

COSMIC WHITE HOLE GAMMA-RAY BURST CRAYON HIPSTER DAYDREAM

COSMIC SANDSTORM ECSTATIC DEATH DREAM

COSMIC MOD GIRL PLASTIC INEVITABLE FLASHBACK VISION

COSMIC TROPICAL HARD EDGE ELECTRIC VISION

COSMIC NOODLES MYSTICAL VISION

COSMIC PLAIN AVERAGE GUY

COSMIC OPEN MARRIAGE OF HEAVEN AND HELL

COSMIC SLEEPY WINTER LIGHT VISION

REPETITION WITHOUT BOREDOM MIGHT NOT BE CONSIDERED REAL ART BY THE SPECIALISTS

COSMIC WINTER IN RIO DE JANEIRO

MYSTICAL STATISTICAL ARTERIAL BLOOD VISION

DRAG RACING ON THE ORBIT OF MARS

COSMIC BUBBLE GUM CALLIGRAPHIC SKIN VISION

COSMIC TROPICAL HOT DOG STAND PORTAL

COSMIC ECTOPLASMIC VENOUS BLOOD AURA

COSMIC SHINY SILVER DEATH APPROACHING SANDSTORM

COSMIC VISION SANTIAGO SHROVE TUESDAY ANCIENT AMPHORA

SOME SORT OF GEOMETRIC ART STATEMENT

MEANINGLESS EMPTY SMILE

ICE AGE DREAM COCONUT PIZZA

DESERT SANDS OF A DISTANT MOON DURING A COFFEE BREAK

THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR THE FRANKENSTEIN BLUES

WHEN THE CHEESE SAW THE LIGHT

COLOR FIELD PAINTING DRAFT BEER

COASTAL PLAIN MINIMALISM

SAVANNA MINIMALISM

MEAN-LOOKING GIANT SPACE INVADER FROG

GOLDEN EYES OF ECSTATIC DEATH SALAD GREENS

IN SEARCH OF LOST SHOCKWAVES

MAYONNAISE MARIA

FLUFFY MINIMALISM

PERSISTENCE OF MOD SUBCULTURE

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ISLE OF THE DEAD

UNFILTERED BIRDS

BEFORE THE GREAT SCHNITZEL IN THE SKY

SPACE AGE MICARETA DREAM

BOOKS ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING ABOUT POINTILLISM

SENSING THE GHOST OF A SKYSCRAPER

INSIDE A NEW ROMANTIC VIDEOCLIP

NUDE FROM THE WAIST UP BLUES

SUGAR BLUES SISTERS

HORSESHIT LATITUDES

SOCIAL DISTANCE STREET

SATOLEP CITY OF THE MIND

SUNSHINE OF YOUR QUARANTINE

COSMIC LONELINESS BACK STREET VIEW

LUDICROUS RELAXING THERMONUCLEAR GRID

FIND WHAT THEY LOVE AND CLASSIFY IT AS A DISEASE

LOW CARB CONVULSIVE MEDITATION PICNIC

HYPNAGOGIC DEMAGOGIC SOMETHING

(IMPOSSIBLE OR DIFFICULT READING OF SOCIAL INTERACTION) UNSPOKEN CODES

PERSISTENCE OF INANE TITLES

IMAGINARY FLOWERS INSIDE YOUR DEAD SKULL

STUFFED SOLAR FLARE MUSEUM

ECTOPLASMIC TELEKINETIC IMAGINARY COFFEE BREAK

LACKADAISICAL HYPERACTIVE COSMIC BRICK WALL

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

The Lights Uncanny

The lights uncanny
With each lane I cross
A different memory
A different loss

I try to kill
My lonesome heart
As I step on it
With my shopping cart

WHAT IS THIS CRAZY FOOL ON ABOUT I ASK MYSELF SILENTLY IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

GODARD BE WITH YOU

LGO significa Lésbicas, Gays e Outros

LGO means Lesbians, Gays and Others

GLO significa Gays, Lésbicas e Outros

WE DON'T WANT TO HURT PEOPLE AND THAT INCLUDES NOT HURTING THE FEELINGS OF THOSE WHO LOVE CRUEL JOKES

BRAVE ARE YOU WHO ARE STILL MARRIED DESPITE STILL LOVING EACH OTHER

OCCUPATION: BAITCLICKER

SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO ENJOY VIDEO LOOP THUMBNAILS OF PORN THAT ARE SPEEDED UP LIKE OLD SILENT MOVIES

WE WEAR SURGICAL MASKS EVEN WHEN TAKING A SHOWER

IMAGE OF A NAKED WOMAN WITH A SPEECH BALLOON THAT READS: FUCK YOUR SICK PURITANISM!

YOUR MAGNA CARTA IS IN THE MAIL

WELL SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT VEGAN BAR

LEAVE THE KITCHEN LIGHTS ON SO YOUR NEIGHBORS THAT ARE LOOTING THEIR OWN FRIDGES WON'T FEEL ALONE NO MORE

Right

This aint gonna end up well she said after our first kiss. She was right.

WELL SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT SUSHI BAR

COMENDO NÃO TENHO MÁGOA

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

THE JOY IN FINDING YOU HAVE ONE LAST PAIR OF CLEAN BOXER SHORTS

MORE THAN NINETEEN HUNDRED DEAD FROM COVID-19 IN RIO DE JANEIRO CITY

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU WASH THE DISHES

ONE MORE TIME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME (TELEGUIDED ABSURDIST FOOT MASSAGE)

One more time again for the first time
All the imaginary death loving nuns
Teleteatro do absurdo on demand
Foot massage party online

REAL COMEDIANS AND GREAT FUN TO WORK WITH

AMAZONA IMAGINA ONLINE

AMAZONA IMAGINA ONLINE queria que eu fosse o seu cavalo. Fui inclusive mais ainda. Mas o que era doce se acabou. Fim do conto.

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR SWIMMING POOL

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU WALK IN THE RAIN

MORE THAN FIVE HUNDRED DEAD FROM COVID-19 IN RIO DE JANEIRO CITY

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU TAKE A BUBBLE BATH

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU TAKE A SHOWER

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU GO OUTSIDE

WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU DO NOT DO IT

THE SPIRIT IN MY DREAM SAID POEM

The spirit in my dream said
You don't realise you're dead
Seeing yellow instead of red
You're pissing blood
And as a poet
You're not a good one
Just a hasbeen
Chicken
Hack

MY PARENTS TOLD ME WHEN I WAS A KID TO WALK WITH MY HEAD UP AND THAT'S WHY I FELL ON MY FACE QUITE A FEW TIMES

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

MORE THAN TWO HUNDRED DEAD FROM COVID-19 IN RIO DE JANEIRO CITY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

LAVE AS MÃOS DUAS VEZES ANTES DE LAVAR AS MÃOS SEU IDIOTA FILHO DA PUTA

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

KEEP SAYING IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD UNTIL YOU ARE PROVEN RIGHT OR SHOT DEAD

YOU MISTAKE MEDIA AND DREAMS FOR REALITY AND SO YOU ARE NOT A GOOD UNICORN

SOMEONE WILL READ ALL THIS AND SEPARATE THE GOOD AND PUBLISH THE CRAPPY

KNOWING ASSHOLES WILL PREVAIL

YOU THINK HORRIBLE JOKES CAN HELP TO RAISE THE POPULARITY OF TERRIBLY OFFENDED POLITICIANS

HAPPINESS IS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO STRIKES OF THE WHIP

SAVE WATER BY FLUSHING YOUR TOILET ONLY WHEN THE SMELL HAS CAUSED A HAZMAT TEAM TO COME TO SAVE THE WHOLE BLOCK

WE SHOULD HAVE ASKED WHICH TYPE OF ORANGE MADE SUCH A NICE JUICE SO WE COULD TAKE THEM TO OUR PLANET

MILF JAPANESE ASS HEAVY GUN AMERICAN MAMAS

FINE FEATHERED DRONE

We saw the future today and it is FEMXPLOITATION FILMS with women kicking ass! WAIT! THIS kind of HAS been done before

YOUR BULLY FACE IS GOING TO HELL

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

Name of the band [it is written in upper case]: BADLY DRAWN BONES, or BDB

IF YOU THINK GAY MARRIAGE IS DISGUSTING DON'T GO TO THE CEREMONY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

Wir are learning Deutsch und trivia

Wir are learning Deutsch und trivia
So we can go to Namibia
And go mingle with the zebra
And discuss Kaspar Hauser's enigma

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS FAKE NEWS

HIERARCHY SERVES TO AVOID THINKING TOO MUCH

HIERARQUIA SERVE PRA EVITAR PENSAR DEMAIS

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS SERVES TO AVOID STRAIGHT TALK

O POLITICAMENTE CORRETO SERVE PRA EVITAR O PAPO RETO

YOU ASK YOURSELF IF THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BEFORE AND IT PROBABLY HAS

THE JOY IN FINDING YOU HAVE ONE LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS