YEAH I KNOW SOME ARE CONSCRIPTED BUT WE SHOULD MAYBE GO KILL SOME RUSSIANS UNTIL THEY GIVE UP BOTHERING UKRAINE

REALLY AVANT-GARDE RIO WE LOVE YOU

TODO MUNDO GANHA

TODO MUNDO PERDE

TODO MUNDO CHEIRA

TODO MUNDO FEDE

(THAT IS:

EVERYBODY WINS

EVERYBODY LOSES

EVERYBODY SNIFFS

EVERYBODY SMELLS)

YEAH OUI MERCI

Won't

THEY WILL SAVE YOU IN THEIR OWN WAY EVEN IF IT KILLS YOU.

NOT IF I SHAVE THEM FIRST THEY WON'T.

DELIVER US FROM TOXIC POSITIVITY ZOMBIES AMEN

OCCUPATION: POP-UP AD CLOSER

Please Tell

Now please tell us again the reason you killed him.

He said something I didn't like.

What did he say?

He said "Can you please tell me what time is it?"

YEAH YOU MEAN

- Problem is we say "You should not drink so much" to our drunk friends not because it will help them. It might even make them drink more. We say it so we can dream we are doing something relevant. Know what I mean?

 - Yeah you mean I should not drink so much.

OCCUPATION: INNOCENT QUESTIONS ASKER

OCCUPATION: SELLING REPACKED GOSSIP

KILL NOW SUCK A LOLLIPOP LATER

TOLERATE THY NEIGHBOR

THIS STARVING ARTIST IDEA CAME FROM SOME SPEED FREAK IDIOT

TOO COOL TO MAKE SENSE OR MONEY

STOP SIGN OUT YOUR DEATH IN

IF A MAN LIVES ALONE HE IS ALREADY VERY CLOSE TO HIS ENEMY

THEY FIGHT THIS WAR TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHT TO BE AGAINST THIS WAR

ANYTHING THAT CAN BE PERCEIVED AS OFFENSIVE WILL BE PERCEIVED SO

QUALQUER COISA QUE PUDER SER INTERPRETADA COMO OFENSIVA SERA'

WASH YER HANDS BEFORE SLEEP BECAUSE YOU WILL SCRATCH YER FACE AND STUFF IN YER DREAMS

WE GET IN FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE IN THE VERY IMPORTANT PRATS LIST

War Machine Learning

This report says the Ministry of Defense needs big changes. What are you doing about this?

We changed its name to Ministry of War.