BELIEF IS THEIR ORGASM

WATCHING IS THEIR ORGASM

INTERFERING IS THEIR ORGASM

SUICIDE IS THEIR ORGASM

DIETING IS THEIR ORGASM

DRINKING IS THEIR ORGASM

DRIVING IS THEIR ORGASM

SLEEPING IS THEIR ORGASM

FAILING IS THEIR ORGASM

EATING IS THEIR ORGASM

WORRYING IS THEIR ORGASM

COMPLAINING IS THEIR ORGASM

SELF-DENIAL IS THEIR ORGASM

TALKING IS THEIR ORGASM

DANCING IS THEIR ORGASM

NETWORKING IS THEIR ORGASM

PRAYING IS THEIR ORGASM

BLOGGING IS THEIR ORGASM

FUN IS THEIR ORGASM

PROTECT THE WEAK IF MONEY IS GOOD

WAR IS THEIR ORGASM

DEMONSTRATING IS THEIR ORGASM

MY HANDS ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

IT'S PLANET WANK BUT MOST WOULD DIE BEFORE FESSING UP

SCREAMING IS THEIR ORGASM

SPORT IS THEIR ONLY ORGASM

FUCK RELIGION LOVE GOD TOLERATE HUMANS

THANK THE GODS SMELLING DRUNK IS NOT QUITE COOL

LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND SMILE AT THE CAMERAS

BOIL AND DRINK THE BLOOD OF YOUR DEAD

LIFE IS A JOKE BUT SO FAR ONLY GOD SEEMS TO BE LAUGHING

VANDALIZE YOUR OWN PROPERTY AND CALL IT ART

HE SAID DREAMS OFFEND ONLY THOSE WHO DO NOT DREAM

KEEP CALM AND GIVE ORAL SEX

USE CONDOMS U DICK

TURN DIS FRIKIN NOIZ DOWN

KIP YR DOPE OUTA SIGHT

BOLT DA DOOR U PERV

PLEASE INDULGE IN BIZARRE SEXUAL PRACTICES

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SILENCE AT LAST WITH EACH ONE STARING AT A TABLET

FACTS SHOULD NOT STOP OFFENSIVE JOKES

IF U KNOW DA WORD BOURGEOISIE U R IT

U WANT MEANING READ A DICTIONARY

U WANT INTERACTIVE ART GO TO DA LOO AND TOUCH U

ALL WARS ARE AGAINST THE POOR

GET DEAD DRUNK RESPONSIBLY

BE HELPFUL OR FUCK OFF

MYSTERY HAPPENS

BE HAPPY IN YOUR WANK

WELL FED AND STILL DREAMING

IN ART WE TRUST

ASSERTIVE FLOWERS ALL THE TIME

MYSTERIOUS CODES EVERYWHEN

ALL IS DIFFERENT SIZED ENERGY DOTS

WE ARE WHAT WE READ MAYBE

PLEASE PLEASE REPEAT YOURSELF HON

THESE LETTERS ARE ELECTRONIC DRAWINGS

US FUTANARI SUPREMACY

ALL WILL BE DELETED BY THE SUN

PENA DE MORTE INFANTIL PARA GRITOS HEDIONDOS

DREAMS ARE ALL WE ARE

PATIENCE IS LIMITED BUT LOVE IS ENDLESS

PRESS THE BUTTON THAT SAYS PAINLESS DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING

DESTROY ALL DIMENSIONS

DESTROY ALL LIFE

FUCK OFF

HEY WORLD FUCK OFF AND DIE EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF US

TIME IS FUNNY

IN VINO BIRITAS

00:00 MEANS HAPPY NEW DAY

EAT FAST DIE YOUNG

IDIOTS ARE HUMAN AND MOST NUMEROUS EVERYWHERE

INFINITE BANDWIDTH

WORK AND STUDY AND PLAY MUCH HARDER

GET OFF THE WEB AND DO A GOOD DEED

AGOSTO É O MÊS DO BOM GOSTO

ROCK AND ROLL

A: What do you want to listen to? B: That one with the Ramones live in the Summer of 1976.

THIS

Agent B: This operation will need drugs that are not quite legal. Agent A: Let's do it!

SETEMBRO NEGUINHA MEANS

LITTLE BLACK WOMAN SEPTEMBER So shut up and go suck some black cock!

IF YOU CANNOT TALK TO MY DIPLOMATS

Talk to my UZI

SEDATRONIC

We hope they will be kind/ Enough to give you all/ The anesthesia you will need/ Oh just enough to breathe// There will be mourning/ That is certain/ After you have crossed/ That mountain// They will write a note/ On you/ A stub on our/ Salty and sour/ Monophonic/ Hegemonic/ Sedatronic/ O so friendly/ Virtual encyclopedia/ Will do

THEY WILL SAY YOUR JEWISHMANIA IS RACISM

Another reason they should shut up and go suck some jewish cock

SETEMBRO NEGUINHA MEANS LITTLE BLACK WOMAN SEPTEMBER

so shut up and go suck some jewish cock

WAKING UP VERY EARLY

Waking up very early, I decided to drink some more. It was fun for a while. Then I collapsed into my bed. Woke up again at four pm. That was fine. Nothing really important to do. Drank a bottle of Pepsi. Should eat but could not even feel the hunger no more. Some icy water. Some more cola. Then I vomited it all. This cola and water drinking and then vomiting was repeated for a few hours before I was able to feel hungry. Went out to get some chinese food. The universe still refused to show any sign of meaningfulness. The food was good. There was a funny movie on TV. So I guess it was a good thing that I did not quite drank myself to death, after all.

WE REALLY DO NEED TO

fuck kelly shibari in the ass. Please. Please. Please.

WEIRD

happens

WANK

happens

WORK

happens

KILL THE LIVING

Fuck the dead

NOISE POLLUTION IS LIFE

The rest is just unheard of details

OH SHE LOVES BLACK COCK

So get yourself ready to rock

TABLET POLTERGEIST

Touchscreen frozen with an image of Evil/ One click too many in the way of sin/ Here comes a hand from another dimension/ Her tablet grabbed her and sucked her in// Dead aliens built this nightmare/ Find a way to bring her back/ Before the connection fails again/ And the touchscreen goes all black// Hail the tablet poltergeist/ Their planet is our vice/ Hail the tablet poltergeist/ All our souls will not suffice

IT DONT MATTER HOW BIG YOUR GOD IS

Only the pleasure it gives you

PLEASE ELECT THE RELIGIOUS FANATIC

Please elect the religious fanatic. Any religion. Even Atheism. As long as he or she or it is a fanatic. Let us fill up the congress with fanatics. They will find out what gives us pleasure and make it all illegal. They will protect us from freedom and too much happiness. They will teach us to be moderately happy slaves to their dogmas. Good and healthy slaves. It will happen sooner or later. You might as well give in today. Lube up your ass and smile. This will be your little sacred secret.

SECRET PERFORMANCE IN RIO OR WHEREVER YOU CAN: MEANINGLESS MICROTOTEM

You hear the noise of coins hitting each other. In your pocket. Take the coins out. Put one of them back into your pocket. Make a pile of the other ones on some public space surface. Somewhere they will be found. It is OK if you only have one coin. Make a pile of one. Be discreet. Do not try to be noticed. Do not put them on top of a dust bin. Throwing cash in the dust bin is a crime in Brazil. Do not do it. Be discreet as you leave. Listen for the sound of your pocket. Enjoy the silence.

KEEP CALM AND

Suk blak cok

IF YOU GIVE THEM SWEET PRETTY LIES

If you give them sweet pretty lies
They give you love and money
If you give them reality
They give you the gun

WE ARE PRETTY SURE

We are pretty sure that Nature is deadly
No god about it or beyond it
Maybe

HEY OI MATE

Hey oi mate you know you probably should not drink so much.
OK. I have a mother. No need for an extra one.
I mean for Godsake mate really now!
No need for more religion either.

NAME OF THE BAND: PLANET CUCKOLD

Name of their top 100 sellers CD: We are PC.