YOU THINK HORRIBLE JOKES CAN HELP TO RAISE THE POPULARITY OF TERRIBLY OFFENDED POLITICIANS

HAPPINESS IS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO STRIKES OF THE WHIP

SAVE WATER BY FLUSHING YOUR TOILET ONLY WHEN THE SMELL HAS CAUSED A HAZMAT TEAM TO COME TO SAVE THE WHOLE BLOCK

WE SHOULD HAVE ASKED WHICH TYPE OF ORANGE MADE SUCH A NICE JUICE SO WE COULD TAKE THEM TO OUR PLANET

MILF JAPANESE ASS HEAVY GUN AMERICAN MAMAS

FINE FEATHERED DRONE

We saw the future today and it is FEMXPLOITATION FILMS with women kicking ass! WAIT! THIS kind of HAS been done before

YOUR BULLY FACE IS GOING TO HELL

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

Name of the band [it is written in upper case]: BADLY DRAWN BONES, or BDB

IF YOU THINK GAY MARRIAGE IS DISGUSTING DON'T GO TO THE CEREMONY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

Wir are learning Deutsch und trivia

Wir are learning Deutsch und trivia
So we can go to Namibia
And go mingle with the zebra
And discuss Kaspar Hauser's enigma

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS FAKE NEWS

HIERARCHY SERVES TO AVOID THINKING TOO MUCH

HIERARQUIA SERVE PRA EVITAR PENSAR DEMAIS

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS SERVES TO AVOID STRAIGHT TALK

O POLITICAMENTE CORRETO SERVE PRA EVITAR O PAPO RETO

YOU ASK YOURSELF IF THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BEFORE AND IT PROBABLY HAS

THE JOY IN FINDING YOU HAVE ONE LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS

ZIONISM IS HUMANISM

PEACENIK ASSHOLES CREATE WARS WHERE SOLDIERS DIE

BABACAS PACIFISTAS CRIAM GUERRAS ONDE MORREM MILITARES

FUCK OFF EVERYBOBY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

MY GREAT-UNCLE WAS THERE AT THE WAR FOR PLANET ROSAMUNT AS AN AMBULANCE PILOT AND NEARLY GOT KILLED BY NOEMI MORTAR SHRAPNEL THE POOR BI BASTARD TOOK A DIRECT HEAD HIT AND DIED NINE YEARS LATER AT THE CARLOSPACE PLANET WAR OF INDEPENDENCE

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

THEN I SAW THE OCEAN IS COLD AND MEAN AND THAT ITEM IS TOO HUNGRY FOR LIFE

NAME OF THE BAND

Name of the band: SIC, Self Indulgent Charity. ESS I SEE, repeat after me.

HE WANTED TO DO BDSM BUT THE FAKE LEATHER WAS TOO EXPENSIVE

SHE KNEW HER BEFORE SHE TURNED HET

HE SUDDENLY TURNS HET WHEN TOO DRUNK

DISCURSOS SÃO FEITOS /PLACAS DESCERRADAS /FOTOS SÃO BATIDAS /PURPURINA E MAIS NADA

BUTT PLUG GALAXY CLUSTER

IF YOU WANT PEACE SHOOT FIRST

NO LACTOSE NO PORK NO SUGAR NO PROBLEM

VIOLENT CRIME WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN THE LAST TWO HUMANS SHOOT EACH OTHER DEAD

STOP ATTACKING PROSTITUTES YOU UGLY DAUGHTER OF A BITCH

WE WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING AND SAVE THE PLANET

SHE WILL MAKE YOU SUCK HER DICK AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

BIG TGIRL SEDUCTION GEOMETRIC DRAWING

GIVE THEM HORRIFIC SCARY NEWS RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS AND THEY WILL BUY MORE STUFF

FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE PORN

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

NOT SENSO DE HUMOR? FODA-SE

VENDENDO SEUS FILHOS PARA AJUDAR NA LUTA PELA SOCIEDADE JUSTA

MULHERES SEM BUNDA COMENDO A SUA BUNDA

IF YOU ARE A MATURE ADULT AND GETS OFFENDED BY ANY OF THIS WE HOPE YOU DIE OF A HEART ATTACK YOU NAZI IDIOT

STOP ATTACKING GAYS YOU STUPID GAY BASTARD

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

FUCK COMMUNISM BUT BE SAFE AND WEAR A CONDOM

FUCK OFF EVERYBODY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

THEN WE AMAZINGLY QUIT TALKING AND ACTUALLY DID SOME USEFUL STUFF

SHUT UP AND LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE

NOW THAT YOU ARE MORE SPIRITUALLY EVOLVED YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE THAT ANGRY MOB GETS YOU

REALITY IS NOT A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE

E SE MASTURBAVA LENDO TRECHOS DO LIVRO COITO DA AIA

BEFORE I SUCK YOUR DICK YOU WILL SUCK MINE BECAUSE MY TITS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOUR TOXIC AGREEABLENESS FOOLS EVERYBOBY

SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS

IN MY DREAM WE WERE A BAND CALLED SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS. I GRABBED THE MIC AND SAID HELLO WE ARE SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS BUT ONE OF US WILL NOT BE HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE HE IS SICK BUT WE ARE IDIOTS AND DON'T KNOW IF HE IS SICK JOKE OR ONE OF THE IDIOTS AND SO WE WILL USE THE NAME SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS.

TALKING IS A WASTE OF DANCING TIME

SMILE: YOU ARE BEING IGNORED

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SORRIA: VOCEY ESTAH SENDO IGNORADO

MAKE A LIST OF THE MOST ASEXUAL CITIES IN THE WORLD AND THEN MASTURBATE WHILE READING IT SILENTLY

THERE IS AT LEAST ONE PERSON THAT LOVES WHAT I PUT ON THE WEB AND THAT'S MY PROCTOLOGIST

HE LOOKED SEXY WEARING JUST HIS ALVIN PLEIN BOXER SHORTS BUT THEN THE DANCING OTTERS FROM ERIDANI-VALDEMAR'S QUADRANT CAME AND TOOK HIM FOR A RIDE

YOU MIGHT NOT BE IN THE PACIFIC TIME ZONE BUT THIS CLOCK SURE IS

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE USING ELECTRICITY AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

MOST DELICIOUS THING ON EARTH

On my backyard was a fallen dead tree with the first mushrooms I ever saw in my life. They were like beatiful orange steaks attached to the trunk and were alive because the tree was dead. I understood then how life may come from death. Before that day I only knew that pineapple yogurt was the most delicious thing on Earth.

KIDNAPPED

He used to play with matches that would fly in the air and went out as they hit the concrete. The flaming flying matches was an amazing trick for my very young self. I can still remember the smile on his old face as he saw my amazement. Last time I asked about him he had been kidnapped by talking rabbits who said they were from Andromeda.