SUGAR BLUES SISTERS

HORSESHIT LATITUDES

SOCIAL DISTANCE STREET

SATOLEP CITY OF THE MIND

SUNSHINE OF YOUR QUARANTINE

COSMIC LONELINESS BACK STREET VIEW

LUDICROUS RELAXING THERMONUCLEAR GRID

FIND WHAT THEY LOVE AND CLASSIFY IT AS A DISEASE

LOW CARB CONVULSIVE MEDITATION PICNIC

HYPNAGOGIC DEMAGOGIC SOMETHING

(IMPOSSIBLE OR DIFFICULT READING OF SOCIAL INTERACTION) UNSPOKEN CODES

PERSISTENCE OF INANE TITLES

IMAGINARY FLOWERS INSIDE YOUR DEAD SKULL

STUFFED SOLAR FLARE MUSEUM

ECTOPLASMIC TELEKINETIC IMAGINARY COFFEE BREAK

LACKADAISICAL HYPERACTIVE COSMIC BRICK WALL

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The Lights Uncanny

The lights uncanny
With each lane I cross
A different memory
A different loss

I try to kill
My lonesome heart
As I step on it
With my shopping cart

WHAT IS THIS CRAZY FOOL ON ABOUT I ASK MYSELF SILENTLY IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

GODARD BE WITH YOU

LGO significa Lésbicas, Gays e Outros

LGO means Lesbians, Gays and Others

GLO significa Gays, Lésbicas e Outros

WE DON'T WANT TO HURT PEOPLE AND THAT INCLUDES NOT HURTING THE FEELINGS OF THOSE WHO LOVE CRUEL JOKES

BRAVE ARE YOU WHO ARE STILL MARRIED DESPITE STILL LOVING EACH OTHER

OCCUPATION: BAITCLICKER

SOME PEOPLE SEEM TO ENJOY VIDEO LOOP THUMBNAILS OF PORN THAT ARE SPEEDED UP LIKE OLD SILENT MOVIES

WE WEAR SURGICAL MASKS EVEN WHEN TAKING A SHOWER

IMAGE OF A NAKED WOMAN WITH A SPEECH BALLOON THAT READS: FUCK YOUR SICK PURITANISM!

YOUR MAGNA CARTA IS IN THE MAIL

WELL SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT VEGAN BAR

LEAVE THE KITCHEN LIGHTS ON SO YOUR NEIGHBORS THAT ARE LOOTING THEIR OWN FRIDGES WON'T FEEL ALONE NO MORE

Right

This aint gonna end up well she said after our first kiss. She was right.

WELL SHOW ME THE WAY TO THE NEXT SUSHI BAR

COMENDO NÃO TENHO MÁGOA

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

THE JOY IN FINDING YOU HAVE ONE LAST PAIR OF CLEAN BOXER SHORTS

MORE THAN NINETEEN HUNDRED DEAD FROM COVID-19 IN RIO DE JANEIRO CITY

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU WASH THE DISHES

ONE MORE TIME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME (TELEGUIDED ABSURDIST FOOT MASSAGE)

One more time again for the first time
All the imaginary death loving nuns
Teleteatro do absurdo on demand
Foot massage party online

REAL COMEDIANS AND GREAT FUN TO WORK WITH

AMAZONA IMAGINA ONLINE

AMAZONA IMAGINA ONLINE queria que eu fosse o seu cavalo. Fui inclusive mais ainda. Mas o que era doce se acabou. Fim do conto.

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR SWIMMING POOL

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU WALK IN THE RAIN

MORE THAN FIVE HUNDRED DEAD FROM COVID-19 IN RIO DE JANEIRO CITY

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU TAKE A BUBBLE BATH

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU TAKE A SHOWER

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU GO OUTSIDE

WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU DO NOT DO IT

THE SPIRIT IN MY DREAM SAID POEM

The spirit in my dream said
You don't realise you're dead
Seeing yellow instead of red
You're pissing blood
And as a poet
You're not a good one
Just a hasbeen
Chicken
Hack

MY PARENTS TOLD ME WHEN I WAS A KID TO WALK WITH MY HEAD UP AND THAT'S WHY I FELL ON MY FACE QUITE A FEW TIMES

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

MORE THAN TWO HUNDRED DEAD FROM COVID-19 IN RIO DE JANEIRO CITY

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LAVE AS MÃOS DUAS VEZES ANTES DE LAVAR AS MÃOS SEU IDIOTA FILHO DA PUTA

WASH YOUR HANDS TWICE BEFORE YOU WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

KEEP SAYING IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD UNTIL YOU ARE PROVEN RIGHT OR SHOT DEAD

YOU MISTAKE MEDIA AND DREAMS FOR REALITY AND SO YOU ARE NOT A GOOD UNICORN

SOMEONE WILL READ ALL THIS AND SEPARATE THE GOOD AND PUBLISH THE CRAPPY

KNOWING ASSHOLES WILL PREVAIL

YOU THINK HORRIBLE JOKES CAN HELP TO RAISE THE POPULARITY OF TERRIBLY OFFENDED POLITICIANS

HAPPINESS IS WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO STRIKES OF THE WHIP

SAVE WATER BY FLUSHING YOUR TOILET ONLY WHEN THE SMELL HAS CAUSED A HAZMAT TEAM TO COME TO SAVE THE WHOLE BLOCK

WE SHOULD HAVE ASKED WHICH TYPE OF ORANGE MADE SUCH A NICE JUICE SO WE COULD TAKE THEM TO OUR PLANET

MILF JAPANESE ASS HEAVY GUN AMERICAN MAMAS

FINE FEATHERED DRONE

We saw the future today and it is FEMXPLOITATION FILMS with women kicking ass! WAIT! THIS kind of HAS been done before

YOUR BULLY FACE IS GOING TO HELL

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

Name of the band [it is written in upper case]: BADLY DRAWN BONES, or BDB

IF YOU THINK GAY MARRIAGE IS DISGUSTING DON'T GO TO THE CEREMONY

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WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

Wir are learning Deutsch und trivia

Wir are learning Deutsch und trivia
So we can go to Namibia
And go mingle with the zebra
And discuss Kaspar Hauser's enigma

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS FAKE NEWS

HIERARCHY SERVES TO AVOID THINKING TOO MUCH

HIERARQUIA SERVE PRA EVITAR PENSAR DEMAIS

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS SERVES TO AVOID STRAIGHT TALK

O POLITICAMENTE CORRETO SERVE PRA EVITAR O PAPO RETO

YOU ASK YOURSELF IF THIS HAS BEEN WRITTEN BEFORE AND IT PROBABLY HAS

THE JOY IN FINDING YOU HAVE ONE LAST PAIR OF CLEAN SOCKS

ZIONISM IS HUMANISM

PEACENIK ASSHOLES CREATE WARS WHERE SOLDIERS DIE

BABACAS PACIFISTAS CRIAM GUERRAS ONDE MORREM MILITARES

FUCK OFF EVERYBOBY

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MY GREAT-UNCLE WAS THERE AT THE WAR FOR PLANET ROSAMUNT AS AN AMBULANCE PILOT AND NEARLY GOT KILLED BY NOEMI MORTAR SHRAPNEL THE POOR BI BASTARD TOOK A DIRECT HEAD HIT AND DIED NINE YEARS LATER AT THE CARLOSPACE PLANET WAR OF INDEPENDENCE

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK