stopped

She called again on the cell. Said she was fine. No need to worry. She talked to a friend. She was really really not going to kill herself. She was fine. He was a bit numb. He thanked her. He read some comics. The dentist called him. Cleaned his teeth. He went to a bar and had a shot of scotch. He walked home. Stopped at the LAN house to write some fiction.

BUCKET HAPPY BALD GUY

opens at

- Any action ahead?
- This scat play swing club opens at 5 PM.
- Crappy Hour!
- Right on, sister!

Need Not

Because death is serious you need not be

lyrics: This Song Is Very Easy To Sing

This song is very easy to sing

special reason

- Nice tattoos. OK. Four buttocks. Different colors. Like Pop Art. Black, red, yellow, and white.
- On my upper back.
- Any special reason?
- So that my girlfriend can look at them and fuckdream as I take her up my ass.

Yellow Ones

The white ones make me jump and rock out
The black ones make me swing
The red ones make me shout
The yellow ones make me scream

earphone loop

- What are you listening to?
- John Cage.
- Would you mind sharing it?
- Not at all. Here.
- This earphone is not working.
- Oh, they are not plugged into anything. It's that Silent Piece in a loop.
- I see. Silence over and over.
- Yeah. And the sounds around us, of course.
- But it really is in your head. No need for earphones.
- It's sort of an Earphone Loop Mix.

she forced me

- The thing is, I love Dominant Tranny Porn, but in real life all I want to do is fuck them up the ass. I don't even want to hold their dicks. I just want to be on top, fucking their asses. What's wrong with me, doc?
- You're fine! I myself love Male Dom Porn, but in real life I am the one taking it up the ass when I go to bed with my wife!
- But I thought you were a closet gay!
- Me too, but then one day she forced me to lick that pussy, and I've been her beloved
human toilet paper ever since!
- Uh! Gross! Can I watch you?

MAMÁ

ZEZÉ

DIDI

Very Educated

That was the first time I saw a tranny wearing trousers. Women
wear skirts all year long here. She was white. Long brown hair. Long
legs. Wide smile. So nice and polite. As tall as a catwalk model.
Wanked me hard enough for me to put the condom. I was tasting those
wonderful nipples. I asked her to face down. Laid on top of her.
Sniffing her neck. Holding her shoulders. So very educated a young
woman she was. Moaning softly. Submissive. Taking it up the ass like a
truly grown up girl. Oh! Girl! Oh! Babe! Yes!

Hell Outta My Heart

Get the hell outta my heart
Go ahead and crash your car
You knew it from the start
So get the hell outta my heart

LAN HOUSE VERSION

NOW THAT

action matusa fragment

[...] name of the band: action matusa [...]

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