you have already heard about God being humor

At first, the object looks like it's made mostly of an emerald with an engraving that says:
Quem não vive para servir não serve para foder.
Our first round of decoding indicates this belongs to a terrorist cell disguised as an esoteric christian polytheistic chaos magic checkers club, or vice versa. We are awaiting the second round of decoding, as soon as the other team is clean and sober enough to be of any usefulness. So raining bullets on them is not yet advised, at least for the next 48 hours. Stay alert.

mazal tov

- What about your planet?
- Well, 90 % of us are agnostic, and 9% believe in the Church of the Holy Cow. We believe the Holy Cow wants us to enjoy our burgers, but only if we really want to eat them. Most of us do.
- What about the remaining 1%?
- Some are atheists, and some are jewish.

so kiss me

- It's on Wikipedia! A cisgender person is someone who identifies with the sex he or she was identified as when born! Like a man or a woman who does not identify with the opposite sex, and so is not a transgender!
- Cisgender! That sounds great! Now I can feel like I'm a freak, too! That's sexy!

old white magic

- Holy Warlocks! Dumbledore's gay! It's on Entertainment Weekly!
- Then resurrect the old hot sissy now! I want to taste that gray power!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 138)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Ivana Martinez Vollaro. Portuñol/Portunhol, which means Spantuguese, Spanish + Portuguese, written in Spanish/Portuguese. The CD says it is an Oculist Poem, and it makes sense, for it looks like a detail from an eye chart. It dates from 2000 and is a backlight in black over white. 70 x 50 centimeters. A huge capital letter N, with a tilde (~) that really is a distorted H sideways, so the difference between the two versions of the word is the connection here! Good show!

It's a wonderful life

- It's on O Globo today! Lisa Montgomery, who strangled a pregnant woman in 2004 and cut her belly to steal the baby, was sentenced to life in jail!
- That's nice for the jury to think of all those lonely prison lesbian rapists!

clear and present headbanger

The message below appears to be a sign of clear danger of terrorist attacks against the government of Iran. We suspect the Underground Headbanger Tranny Liberation Army (UHTLA) to be the force behind the expected actions. Orange alert and deeper code check are strongly recommended.
O video não rodou muito bem, mas parece claro que ele pinta se lambuzando de tinta e se atirando contra a tela. Se for piada, acho que já vi no filme Art School Confidential. Se for piada e sério ao mesmo tempo, acho legal que ele se divirta fazendo uma espécie de expressionismo
abstrato, e gostaria de ver fotos do resultado final. Se for só sério, acho que ele tá precisando parar de levar tudo na seriedade e ir tomar um drinque. =)

Democracy is fun

- Who is Che Guevara?
- He was the Osama bin Laden of the last century: a romantic idiot that believed he had the right to murder people in order to purify and change society for the better.
- And Adolf Hitler?
- Same crap, only he was elected, and insisted that the jews were first in line to be murdered.
- So, we're better off now that two of them are dead, right?
- I'll answer that when I know the names of the candidates for the next election!

communism is nazism

lollipop revelation

- I understand you are a cross-dresser hag!
- Just shut up and show me your panties, boy!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 137)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Cleantho Viana. Sloughing Off. 2004. bamboo, wire, plaster, sisal and PVA. Approximately 180 x 400 centimeters. Once again: Good show, man!

GET FLABULOUS

- So, did you like the Overdose group's sense of humor?
- Of course! Nihilistic Optimism rules! But never mind the Overdose and the politics of that time, man! I've just heard there's a party going on at the Museum! Let's get practical about our boozing experiment!
- Yes! The future of humanity lies in our pocket bottles! YAHOO!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 136)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Claudio Montagna. His mixed media on canvas Frankenstein was 3 x 1.6 meters good!

OVERDOSE AND STAB YOUR MOM

- WHAT?
- That was the motto of an anarchist student group called Overdose. They were elected to the students' union of the Communication School of UFRJ. That's the Federal University of Rio de Janeiro. I understand they never once held a political meeting. No paperwork, either. They were probably viewed as idiotic drug users with a sick sense of humor back then.
- When was that?
- 1983 or something. A very fashionable era, seen from 24 years down the road.
- Why are you telling me this?
- Because it means that, if your liver can stand it, you should just enjoy yourself, man! Time is surely on OUR side.

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 135)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Claudia Hersz:

ARTE [ART]
espelho e mdf (medium density fiberboard) [mirror and mdf]
220 (alt) x 180 (larg) x 140 (prof) cms [200 x 180 x 140 centimeters]
2004

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 134)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Beth Ferrante. I just want to add that it was acrylic on canvas. 145 x 145 centimeters.

a load of horseradish

- Did you like the video about fat hairy japanese women that like to eat their own shit with horseradish and cherries?
- I hope they release it again with Taste-O-Rama!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 133)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Some cut and paste and added translation of some info:

André Alvim – Grupo Miolo
“Obra” [Work]
Madeira, nylon e látex [wood, nylon and latex]
230 x 160 x 55 cm
2004
Crédito da Foto: Miguel Hong [photo credit]

Clarisse Tarran – Grupo Miolo
“Me Desculpe” [Forgive Me]
Vídeo-instalação (still) [video-installation (still)]
Dimensões variáveis [variable dimensions]
4 min – 2004
Realização: Júlio Rodrigues, Mauro Espíndola e Clarisse Tarran [produced and taped by]
Edição: Carlo Sansolo [edited by]

Mauro Espíndola – Grupo Miolo
“Maryland W. x J. P. Jernigan”
Caixa de madeira com luz fluorescente, clearfilm e vidro [wood box with fluorescent light, clearfilm and glass]
Dimensões variáveis [variable dimensions]
2004

Crédito da Foto: Miguel Hong e Claudia Hersz [photo credit]

pray before you drink

- Did you see the counterfeit booze gang that got busted selling their stuff to hotels and nightclubs in Rio?
- Se beber, reze! Pray before you drink, my friend!
- Yeah, let's go out on a New Age Booze Spree!

Generation 2000 against total chaos (part 132)

- Posição 2004: looking at the info. Next?
- Just adding some info about Ana Holck. The CD says her work is called Permeio, which means I Permeate, or the act of permeating. Date: 2004. 1.20 x 2.90 x 2 meters.