LIFE IS COMPLICATED AND THE REST IS JUST A BIG LOAD OF DETAILS YOU MIGHT WANT TO WORRY ABOUT

ART SOUNDS THE

- We must turn your brand of Outsider Art into something that is ON.

- Onsider Art? Sounds nice but isn't this ON thing on its way OUT by now?

- So what do we do? Something OFF? Offsider Art?

- I think maybe something IN? Insider Art?

- Maybe something more inclusive? Inclusiver Art?

- Inclusiver Art sounds the most. Can we sell it?

WE NEED TO DO MORE OF THOSE THINGS WE DO NOT DO MORE OF AFTER WE WRITE WE NEED TO DO MORE OF

YES MY ALLERGY TO RELIGIOUS NUTS CAN BE CONTROLLED BY SCIENCE

TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER AND TO SURVIVE IS TO FIND MEANING IN ERASING UNWANTED RECEIVED MESSAGES TO UNCLOG YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES

HIDDEN AGENDAS ARE LIKE BEING A CUCKOLD IN THAT THEY ONLY EXIST IN YOUR HEAD

YOU CAN ALWAYS CHOOSE BETWEEN SMILING AND GETTING BEATEN TO DEATH

SEGUNDAS INTENÇÕES SÃO IGUAIS A CHIFRES PORQUE SÓ EXISTEM NA SUA CABEÇA

THIS IS ELECTRONIC DRAWING OR SOMETHING

Such a Hair Up

- I was searching for pics of face down flat on the belly anal sex and the search engine kept mixing some images of girls that had small tits and some were cartoon drawings looked underage WHAT THE FUCK man!?

- That's just BAIT that the cops put online to catch pervs, man. No need for you to get such a HAIR up your ASS. Write BELLY DOWN instead and it should work alright.

MAN GIVES BIRTH TO A BABY THROUGH HIS ANUS

 People will continue sending long boring voice messages because they WILL NOT READ ANYTHING longer than a sentence UNLESS it is about some UNBELIEVABLE STUFF THEY WISH WAS TRUE.

NO PORK NO SUGAR NO MILK NO PROBLEM

NO PORK

NO SUGAR

NO MILK

NO PROBLEM

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

GPS Codebreaker Excerpt

 We are checking if Gostosa Plus Size (GPS) here means SHE-licious Plus-Size.

CUPID MOON ORBITING URANUS

OH MY GAWD SHE WENT BACK TO HAVING FUN AGAIN

THIS IS ELECTRONIC DRAWING OR SOMETHING

Cool and rational

 I think I have it figured out for Brazilian politicians. We need to move the capital city to the coldest weather possible. Gramado for example. Because we need politicians that keep cool and rational when they decide what will happen to the rest of us. Maybe they could rule from a research station in Antarctica using the web or a fax machine. It must be easy to stay cool near the South Pole.

YEAH IT WILL EVOLVE INTO A MUCH MORE HUMANE SITUATION FOR SURE

BIG EROTIC JAPAN SEX SHEMALE