ZIONISM IS HUMANISM

PEACENIK ASSHOLES CREATE WARS WHERE SOLDIERS DIE

BABACAS PACIFISTAS CRIAM GUERRAS ONDE MORREM MILITARES

FUCK OFF EVERYBOBY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

MY GREAT-UNCLE WAS THERE AT THE WAR FOR PLANET ROSAMUNT AS AN AMBULANCE PILOT AND NEARLY GOT KILLED BY NOEMI MORTAR SHRAPNEL THE POOR BI BASTARD TOOK A DIRECT HEAD HIT AND DIED NINE YEARS LATER AT THE CARLOSPACE PLANET WAR OF INDEPENDENCE

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

IT'S A JOKE YOU SAD FUCK

THEN I SAW THE OCEAN IS COLD AND MEAN AND THAT ITEM IS TOO HUNGRY FOR LIFE

NAME OF THE BAND

Name of the band: SIC, Self Indulgent Charity. ESS I SEE, repeat after me.

HE WANTED TO DO BDSM BUT THE FAKE LEATHER WAS TOO EXPENSIVE

SHE KNEW HER BEFORE SHE TURNED HET

HE SUDDENLY TURNS HET WHEN TOO DRUNK

DISCURSOS SÃO FEITOS /PLACAS DESCERRADAS /FOTOS SÃO BATIDAS /PURPURINA E MAIS NADA

BUTT PLUG GALAXY CLUSTER

IF YOU WANT PEACE SHOOT FIRST

NO LACTOSE NO PORK NO SUGAR NO PROBLEM

VIOLENT CRIME WILL DISAPPEAR WHEN THE LAST TWO HUMANS SHOOT EACH OTHER DEAD

STOP ATTACKING PROSTITUTES YOU UGLY DAUGHTER OF A BITCH

WE WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEING AND SAVE THE PLANET

SHE WILL MAKE YOU SUCK HER DICK AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

BIG TGIRL SEDUCTION GEOMETRIC DRAWING

GIVE THEM HORRIFIC SCARY NEWS RIGHT BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS AND THEY WILL BUY MORE STUFF

FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE PORN

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

NOT SENSO DE HUMOR? FODA-SE

VENDENDO SEUS FILHOS PARA AJUDAR NA LUTA PELA SOCIEDADE JUSTA

MULHERES SEM BUNDA COMENDO A SUA BUNDA

IF YOU ARE A MATURE ADULT AND GETS OFFENDED BY ANY OF THIS WE HOPE YOU DIE OF A HEART ATTACK YOU NAZI IDIOT

STOP ATTACKING GAYS YOU STUPID GAY BASTARD

YOUR BOOK IS SO BORING IT COULD BE A HOLY TEXT

FUCK COMMUNISM BUT BE SAFE AND WEAR A CONDOM

FUCK OFF EVERYBODY

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

THEN WE AMAZINGLY QUIT TALKING AND ACTUALLY DID SOME USEFUL STUFF

SHUT UP AND LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE

NOW THAT YOU ARE MORE SPIRITUALLY EVOLVED YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE THAT ANGRY MOB GETS YOU

REALITY IS NOT A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE

E SE MASTURBAVA LENDO TRECHOS DO LIVRO COITO DA AIA

BEFORE I SUCK YOUR DICK YOU WILL SUCK MINE BECAUSE MY TITS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS

DO YOU REALLY THINK YOUR TOXIC AGREEABLENESS FOOLS EVERYBOBY

SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS

IN MY DREAM WE WERE A BAND CALLED SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS. I GRABBED THE MIC AND SAID HELLO WE ARE SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS BUT ONE OF US WILL NOT BE HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE HE IS SICK BUT WE ARE IDIOTS AND DON'T KNOW IF HE IS SICK JOKE OR ONE OF THE IDIOTS AND SO WE WILL USE THE NAME SICK JOKE AND THE IDIOTS.

TALKING IS A WASTE OF DANCING TIME

SMILE: YOU ARE BEING IGNORED

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WELCOME TO RIO HERE IS YOUR BULLETPROOF VEST

SORRIA: VOCEY ESTAH SENDO IGNORADO

MAKE A LIST OF THE MOST ASEXUAL CITIES IN THE WORLD AND THEN MASTURBATE WHILE READING IT SILENTLY

THERE IS AT LEAST ONE PERSON THAT LOVES WHAT I PUT ON THE WEB AND THAT'S MY PROCTOLOGIST

HE LOOKED SEXY WEARING JUST HIS ALVIN PLEIN BOXER SHORTS BUT THEN THE DANCING OTTERS FROM ERIDANI-VALDEMAR'S QUADRANT CAME AND TOOK HIM FOR A RIDE

YOU MIGHT NOT BE IN THE PACIFIC TIME ZONE BUT THIS CLOCK SURE IS

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE USING ELECTRICITY AND DESTROYING THE PLANET

MOST DELICIOUS THING ON EARTH

On my backyard was a fallen dead tree with the first mushrooms I ever saw in my life. They were like beatiful orange steaks attached to the trunk and were alive because the tree was dead. I understood then how life may come from death. Before that day I only knew that pineapple yogurt was the most delicious thing on Earth.

KIDNAPPED

He used to play with matches that would fly in the air and went out as they hit the concrete. The flaming flying matches was an amazing trick for my very young self. I can still remember the smile on his old face as he saw my amazement. Last time I asked about him he had been kidnapped by talking rabbits who said they were from Andromeda.

THE SITES ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF CHATBOTS

TOMORROW WILL BE THE SAME DAY

AMANHÃ VAI SER O MESMO DIA

FUCKING IS A WASTE OF WANKING TIME

PUT ON THE TELLY TO THE PVC YEAH YEAH YEAH

PLANET DUMP: REPORT FIVE

Planet Dump will be a great place tomorrow if we start working right now yeah not happening.

COMPRA TRANQUILO QUE É DE MADEIRA REFESTELADA

WE ARE PROBABLY ONLY AS SMART AS THE JOKES WE REALLY UNDERSTAND

KIND OF FINE POST DRAWING

Feeling a bit low. Went to the doctor. Doc talked a lot about industrial food being bad for you. Asked for some blood exams. As the weather was rather cold, I actually felt kind of fine.

FOREVER POST DRAWING

The word was invented. Maybe. I didn't have time for research beyond a couple of sources. I then remembered that the whole universe was going to fade away as soon as I fell asleep. Any minute now. Forever gone. Maybe. I decided to take a short nap and see.

BASHING YOUR OWN ART WILL SURELY MAKE YOU LOOK VERY WITTY

YOU ARE SKIPPING THE COUPLE OF MASTERPIECES AND GOING STRAIGHT TO THE PART WHERE YOU START DOING BORING PRETENTIOUS STUFF

PURPLE BOOK (2018-2019) POST DRAWING: AMERICAN SNIPER

(...) Start: September 16 [2018] (...) Completed: July11.2019 (...) QUEERMUSEU is a good art show because it EXISTS (...) ASEXUAL AS FUCK [yeah I don't know what the hell is that supposed to mean but it sounded cool] (...) [Sep.28.2018:] Yesterday I played two tracks of about thirty minutes at the same time to make a new song. MELODY LAUGHTER (by The Velvet Underground) and NOISE LOOP (by The Flaming Lips). Let us call it MELODY NOISE. Hit [the PLAY button for] The Velvet [Underground] first (...) ALL THIS WILL DISAPPEAR ONE DAY MAYBE (...) [Nov12.2018:] Today I have finished reading the FIVE BOOKS of the LAW OF MOSES. So now I know the law of FOUR THOUSAND years ago or something. Me and X went to see OVERLORD (Operação Overlord). Good show (...) Haters left and right will have to live with the Milky Way (...) [Nov.29.2018:] Saw EXTERMINADORES DO ALÉM CONTRA A LOIRA DO BANHEIRO. TOTAL TRASH comedy terror (...) [June.28.2019:] Today was a sunny day. Fifty years of the Stonewall Riots. Had a great sweet potato soup for lunch (...) SPY COMEDY MADE OF INTERCEPTED INFO (...) [July.6.2019:] Saw AMERICAN SNIPER with my father. Good show (...) and now the drawing will go on in YELLOW BOOK (...)

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WHEN IN DOUBT PEOPLE WILL ASSUME THE WORST AND KILL YOUR SORRY ASS FOR IT

THE OPTIMISTS THINK THE STATE IS TRYING TO ENSLAVE US ALL AND THE PESSIMISTS FEAR WE ARE ALREADY ENSLAVED AND WILL BE FORCED TO WORK TO DEATH OR ASKING FOR PUNCTUATION WHICHEVER COMES FIRST

UM PAISANO SE FAZ COM ARMAS E LIVROS

PINK BOOK (2018-2019) POST DRAWING: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY

Excerpts:
(...) SPY COMEDY MADE OF INTERCEPTED INFO (...) Start: Sep.6.2018 (...) [Completed: June23.2019] (...) MONEY WELL INVESTED MEANS MONEY WELL INVESTED (...) YOU CANNOT KNOW DEATH (...) IT MUST BE ART I GUESS (...) in four books at the same time and this means it will get even more fragmented and it will surely make things harder to assemble should we ever find some use to these observations (...) maybe they are secretly laughing about me the bastards (...) and then we went to CCBB-RJ to see the BASQUIAT art show. Great to see those paintings IN THE FLESH. Went to the movies after work. Saw FIRST MAN. Ryan Gosling and Claire Foy were the best (...) the Moon Sequence was even more intense (...) Very good show (...) THE GREAT MYSTICAL CIRCUS (...) I liked the movie very much (...) I DON'T WANT TO MARRY AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE KIDS AND IF I EVER CHANGE MY MIND I WILL RESPECT WHAT MY KIDS BELIEVE AS ADULTS BUT AS KIDS I WANT THEM TO BE RAISED AS JEWS AND SO THEIR MOTHER WOULD HAVE TO BE AN OBSERVANT JEWISH WOMAN AND THEY CAN BELIEVE WHATEVER THEY LIKE AFTER GROWING UP BUT WITH A JEWISH HERITAGE AND SO HELP ME GOD (...) Yesterday near zero hour I went to my mother's place to give my mother a Happy New Year Hug. We watched the fireworks on TV. I went home to sleep. I woke up early to take a walk (...) DOMINGOS DE OLIVEIRA IS DEAD, MAY HE REST IN PEACE (...) My name is Marky Muretta, I am 51, and I stopped believing in eternal damnation and the Catholic Church when I was 14. I never stopped reading about religion. That included reading the entire Catholic Bible. I read the entire Pentateuch as translated by rabbi M. when I was 50 (...) 7 INJURED IN ROCKET FIRE, NETANYAHU SAYS 'WILL RESPOND WITH FORCE (according to The Jerusalem Post) (...) Yesterday, after the missile attack that hit Israel, Donald Trump signed an official presidential proclamation recognizing Israeli sovereignty over the Golan Heights. It didn't rain today (...) God Admits Heaven Was Way Cooler In The '70s, says The Onion (...) Shabbat service was Sefardi Style. COOL! (...) March.31.2019: The Jerusalem Post says: ISRAEL REOPENS GAZA COMMERCIAL CROSSING IN SIGN OF EASING TENSIONS (...) [Apr.9.2019:] BODY COUNT FROM RAIN IN RIO IS NOW TEN (...) Yesterday the first ever image of a black hole was revealed (...) supermassive black hole at the center of M87 (...) ON VERGE OF SPACE HISTORY, BERESHEET FAILS TO LAND SAFELY ON MOON, says The Jerusalem Post (...) CBC says: 8 killed after 2 buildings collapse in Brazil (...) STABBING ATTACK THWARTED BY BORDER POLICE FORCE IN THE WEST BANK (says The Jerusalem Post) (...) Lunch with my father. Then we saw WHATEVER WORKS. I had seen it before and enjoyed seeing it again. He had lots of fun watching it for the first time. The Boris guy is a very funny type (...) TIRED OF THESE IDIOTS AND THEIR MORONIC ANTI-CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA. TIRED OF THOSE FUCKFACE STUPID ANTI-GAY RANTS. TIRED OF THOSE FASCIST ANTI-JEW POPULIST CUNTS. TIRED OF TIRED PEOPLE BUT MY EGO WILL GO ON (...) I THINK THAT CENTER-LEFT AND CENTER-RIGHT SHOULD MEET TO AVOID FAR-LEFT AND FAR-RIGHT IDIOTS TO TAKE OVER (...) [May.8.2019:] The Rio Times says: Violent Crime Drops by 57 Percent in the State of São Paulo (...) [May.16.2019:] Haaretz says: Swiss President en Route to White House in Surprise Visit (...) [May.18.2019:] The Times of Israel says: Williams College gives pro-Israel group official status (...) [May23.2019:] Senate Commission Approves Bill that Criminalizes Homophobia (says The Rio Times) (...) [June.1.2019:] Went to CCBB-RJ to see the Paul Klee art show. Waited nearly an hour to get in but the hour spent inside was one of the best in my life (...) [June.6.2019:] The Jerusalem Post says: OVER 10,000 JOIN JERUSALEM PRIDE MARCH (...) [June17.2019:] we talked about an article in the Brazilian May edition of Reader's Digest, that is called Seleções, about the Berlin Airlift. It's by Richard Collier and from the book BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY. Cool stuff (...) and now the DRAWING WILL go on in PURPLE BOOK. I repeat: Drawing will go on in (...)

RED BOOK (2018-2019) POST DRAWING: THANKS FOR THE MUSIC

Excerpts:
(...) SPY COMEDY MADE OF INTERCEPTED INFO (...) [Jan.13.2018:] I went to see DARKEST HOUR the other night. It was called O DESTINO DE UMA NAÇÃO (The Destiny of a Nation) here in Brazil. GOOD show, by all means. (...) [June 2018:] Hey Mixter Akira! Me and my Father went to Israel to see the Tel Aviv sea and then pray at the Temple Wall and to feel much safer while walking the streets at ANY HOUR and now we are back in Brazil yeah whatever. Tel Aviv feels like a better city to live in. (...) [June.28.2018:] It's past 11PM and this is the day we buried our beloved friend Teresa A.K.A. Cristina Amiran. It seems that her relatives are spiritualists (...) Me and some friends of her washed our hands before leaving the burial ground and had some food before going home. It did us good. (...) [July1.2018:] Woke up in the middle of the night and cried for it suddenly hit me that Teresa is dead. Nearly always a kind and wise word for us. We have lost an OLDER SISTER. (...) [July9.2018:] People were nice to me today. That is good news. MAYBE. (...) EVERYBODY BUZZ OFF AND DIE (...) Some days I just want to say to myself: HEY YOU! Shut up and go DRAW some more stuff before you fucking DIE, you SICK FUCK! (...) Yesterday homosexuality was made legal in India. GOOD NEWS! (...) As a friend said: May 2019 be better than our expectations. (...) ALL JOKES ASIDE WE ALL HOPE TO LIVE. (...) STROBO-SONIC MIND FLOWERS RIDE AGAIN (...)  STIKSY pretzel sticks: 4.50 [Brazilian reais] each package. (...) IT LOOKS RIO TO ME. (...) [Tuesday.2019.Feb.19:] Hi! My name is MORE ICE. I draw stuff and sometimes paint stuff. (...) THE JERUSALEM POST says: TRUMP LAUNCHES GLOBAL CAMPAIGN TO DECRIMINALIZE HOMOSEXUALITY. (...) SHE WANTS YA TA FUK HER IN DA ASS (...) [2019.Mar.8:] Me and my father came back from Santiago yesterday evening. We saw some of the museums and the amazing view from the top of the Gran Torre Santiago, as the Costanera Center Torre 2 is better known. The observation deck is in floors 61 and 62. Santiago looks a bit like Sampa would be if it were much safer (...) The best part of visiting Santiago for me was seeing the Alexander Calder room at Museo Ralli (...) BBC NEWS says Dick Dale is dead. Rest in peace, mr Dale. Thanks for the music. (...) DRAWING will go on in PINK BOOK (...)

GREEN RAINBOW BOOK (2018-2019) POST DRAWING

Excerpts:
(...) JANUARY 2018 (...) THIS SHIT paper notebook here cost me US 21.64 DOLLARS here in Rio de Janeiro so WELCOME to the SOUTH AMERICAN JUNGLE (...) AM YISRAEL CHAI! (...) DRINK SCOTCH OR IRISH OR WHATEVER (...) NIGGER-LOVING COCKSUCKING BISEXUAL SKINHEADS UNITE! (...) FIVE ECSTASY SHORT STORY IN RIO THING It was early 1997 in Rio de Janeiro and the sun was rising on our beachfront kiosk in Atlantica Avenue in Copacabana (...) We were just coming down from a tech-trance party. Having a beer or some Coca-Cola. One guy looked quite electric. We asked him HOW many ECSTASY PILLS did you have tonite man? He smiled and showed us his EYES. And said: FIVE PILLS. 1997 in Rio. (...) BLUE AS HELL SHORT STORY THING That was the night I was so fucking drunk I actually stopped to think. Should I phone MEINE Mutter and tell her about my young death? I wanted to tell her it was not her fault if I DRANK MYSELF TO DEATH ONE DAY. But I really didn't give a fuck about her feelings. Those were THAT CRAZY bitch problems of HER MIND. So I just jerked off and fell asleep. (...) OUT OF ME FOOKIN TITS (ON XTC NINETEEN NINETY SIX DECEMBER SHIT SHORT STORY THING) Everybody thinks I am on Ecstasy every Techno Party. Because I am a fucking IDIOT DANCING ROBOT MANIAC FAGGOT OR SOMETHING. But they were WRONG. It was December 22 1996 or something and it was the FIRST TIME I TOOK ECSTASY. One pill that changed my LIFE JEEZAZ FOK! Yes, you think you think I AM AN ASSHOLE. MAYBE I AM AN ASSHOLE.  FUCK OFF! (...) READ AND READ READ AND READ UNTIL YOU ARE TOO HUNGRY TO GO ON AND SO you stop and eat something and (...) then GO BACK AND READ MORE and more and more and more and MORE! People are starving right now because they don't know how to READ! YOU must STUDY MORE you BASTARD! (...) IF YOU WANT OBSCURITY, YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO FAIL OR SOMETHING STORY It just flashed into my mind that I can't really have a formula for NOT GETTING FAMOUS because it could happen BY CHANCE. And trying to NOT get famous could backfire. Even being unprofessional could at long last get you an unwanted award and fame for being a rebel. OK, I GIVE UP! Just be ready if it happens. (...) Try to live a long and very happy life in spite of yourself and all else. (...) COSMOTRONIC JOB OFFER (...) WE GIVE YOU our young arrogant ignorance because young at heart arrogant ignorance makes die WELT GO BOUND TO FAAK UP. (...) AND THE WOALD TURNS AROUND (...) COZMIK DELICIOUS AMAZINGLY CHARMING ALTERNATIVE FLATULENCE ORGASMIC SMELL (...) AM ISRAEL CHAI (...) LONG LIVE ISRAEL (...) GET AN AR-15 CLONE RIFLE AND FUCK THOSE TERRORISTS UP (...) VIVA ISRAEL (...) YEAH THE COSMIC DUMBBELL VISION (...) PURIM COSMIC STUFF (...) LONG TIME AGO RELIC STARBURST GALAXY (...) WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL. Do you know your own name? Do you recognize this woman? And this man? (...) What's the name of the city? We think you should never drink alcohol again. (...) Does that surprise you a lot? (...) LET'S GO AND FUCK OFF. Yeah we think we're fine because we drink all the time so let's go and fuck off. Yeah we're fine because we are smart and high so let's go and fuck off. We are so very special because we really really care so let's go and fuck off. Yeah let's just shut up and FUCK OFF. (...) SPY COMEDY MADE OF INTERCEPTED INFO [A black ball pen drawing of a black tgirl with a boner] US Army IT Engineer Ms Jay Flapper (...) WE ARE HERE AND WE'RE QUEER AND THOSE FUCKN COMMIES AND FASCISTS ARE GONNA DIE (...) Pieces of information (...) WE ARE A WORK OF FICTION AND ANY SIMILARITY WITH ANYTHING IS A HUGE COINCIDENCE (...) I FOUGHT THE COMMUNISTS SO FUCK OFF I SAY JESUS FUCK I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL YOU SICK NAZI FUCKS FUCK OFF I SAY I DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IN ANYTHING BUT liberal democracy SO FUCK OFF JESUS FUCK (...) HOW TO DO THE CAPSULE 1. Buy one of those sex toys that are a cylinder where you insert your penis to ejaculate; 2. Ejaculate; 3. Seal it for good; 4. Label it with a date [for it to be opened] one hundred years in the future; 5. Before signing it, give it the following title: Slime Capsule. (...) He gets a gun and goes out to get some justice. Alone. He is doing it alone. In real life he would probably get killed very quickly. But this is a movie. A fantasy. PISTOL FANTASY. He gets his revenge. Everybody leaves the movie theater feeling pretty cool. Maybe. I don't know. WHO THE FUCK CARES? (...) AND THEN we went to Israel. We saw the coast line in Tel Aviv. We heard about the troubles on the borders. We prayed at the Western Wall. We saw Modern and Contemporary Art at the museum. We were OK with the Rainbow Pride flags everywhere. We felt quite safe. Then we came back to Rio de Janeiro. But it's OK. (...) Found out today [Jan.1.2019] that I am drawing SEVEN (not six) books at the same time. They are: 1. GREEN RAINBOW BOOK (this one here); 2. RED BOOK; 3. PINK BOOK; 4. PURPLE BOOK; 5. BOOK ONE (this has nothing to do with order of drawing); 6. YELLOW BOOK; 7. BEAGLE BOOK. Don't ask me why but I have started all of them in 2018. (...) The young man who died in Rio last Tuesday to save his mother from a bullet was called Matheus Lessa. He was 22. (...) BBC Brasil says that both Brazil and the US have recognized Juan Guaidó as interim president of Venezuela. Took a walk before breakfast (...) Finished reading A ORIGEM DO MUNDO (by Liv Stromquist) yesterday. She said men have screwed women. (...) Reuters says: Brazilian prosecutor warns Bolsonaro government on indigenous land rights. (...) My phone says today will be a partially clouded warm day. (...)

LUST TO SUCK SEED

EDM BOOK (SEP.24.2016-JAN.14.2017) POST DRAWING: FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE PORN

Excerpts:

START: SEP. 24.2016[.] WHEN I WRITE I WILL USE ENGLISH BECAUSE MY ENGLISH VOCABULARY IS SHORTER THAN MY PORTUGUESE ONE AND SO I WILL PROBABLY WRITE THE STUFF USING A MORE DIRECT STYLE. I AM USING A RED PEN BECAUSE OF MANCHESTER UNITED AND OTHER SOCCER FOOTBALL TEAMS THAT WEAR RED. WRITING IS DRAWING LETTERS IF YOU USE A PEN. THIS HERE IS DRAWING.  DRAWING LETTERS. AND OTHER STUFF. [...] BI PRIDE! YEAH! WHATEVER! (PLEASE USE A CONDOM) [...] YEAH! WHATEVER! [...] SOMEWHAT BLURRED [...] SAW ROGUE  ONE. LIKE WOW! [...] Saw this movie called Sully. It was about a very brave plane pilot. Nice! [...] SAW THIS MOVIE CALLED OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY. GREAT FUN! [...] WELL I SAW THIS MOVIE ABOUT A DOCTOR WHOSE SURNAME WAS STRANGE AND I MEAN IT WAS STEVE STRANGE OR SOMETHING AND IT WAS THE IMAGE! MAN! [...] WENT TO SEE THIS ACTION MOVIE BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT. YES LOTS OF PEOPLE GOT KILLED. THERE WERE PROFESSIONAL KILLERS. BUT THERE WAS ALSO SOME DRAMATIC OR TRAGIC STUFF. IT WORKED OK AS DRAMA WITH ACTION. NAME OF IT WAS THE ACCOUNTANT. [...] I WENT TO SEE EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! AGAIN WITH THEM. VERY GOOD! [...] FUCK YOU IF YOU HATE PORN. [...] WE WATCHED THE GREEN LANTERN AND THEN WE WATCHED CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR. IT WAS FUN. [...] AFTER 24 HOURS OR SO THE DOCTORS MADE AN INCISION TO GET HIM OUT OF HER WOMB. HE BELIEVES IT WAS A CAESAREAN SECTION. [...] CONFLICTING REPORTS. NO. REPORTS THAT SHOWED SOME INCONSISTENCIES. WHAT SEEMED TO HAVE HAPPENED WAS THAT HIS MOTHER STAYED FOR MANY HOURS OR MAYBE AN ENTIRE 24 HOURS WAITING FOR HIM TO BE BORN. [...] HE REALISED THAT TALKING TO HIS PARENTS ABOUT THE SUBJECT WAS UNEASY EVEN FOR HIM MAYBE. IT WAS HIS BIRTH AFTER ALL. YEAH! FUCK OFF! WHATEVER! [...] NOT A COMMUNIST BUT RED IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLORS[.] [...] EVEN CENSORED PORN IS BETTER THAN YOU WHO HATES PORN. FUCK YOU. [...]

LIFE IS A TASTELESS JOKE SO PASS THE SALT

THE FLYING SAUCER IS THE ATHEIST'S SANTA CLAUS

O DISCO VOADOR É O PAPAI NOEL DO ATEU

ATHEIST POST DRAWING

The UFO is the Santa Claus of the atheist.

BUTTOCKS POST DRAWING

You draw the line where other people start having more fun than your holy buttocks.

STIFF POST DRAWING

Watched some old stand up with gross jokes and it was funny and I understand some will be offended and some will not laugh at all and they should just go do something else unless (that is) they enjoy having offended rage fits or being bored stiff.

PLANET DUMP: REPORT FOUR

Planet Dump is not full of thieves and murderers but has enough of both to feel like it does.

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

LONGER BREATHING

His expression was so deadpan that it took us a while to notice that he was no longer breathing.

POETRY

His friend said that his drawing was so bad that it could only be saved by calling it a new form of poetry.

ON DRAWING

His friend said that "drawing by letters" was wrong and that "drawing WITH letters" was the correct phrase. He replied that he knew that but was willing to run the risk of having that part of his body of drawing filed under "poetry" somewhere. He added that John Jail was an example with his unusual lectures. He then grabbed his keyboard and went on drawing.

DRAWING BY LETTERS

During that time he decided he would do his drawing while listening to aleatoric music. He had been listening to his ventilator for a few days. Now he was listening to a combination of his ventilator and an all-news radio station. He went online and used his virtual keyboard to keep on drawing by letters.

WEAK JOKE

Dating apps are a great way to have a crappy hook up with someone just like you. And they get more like you by the second. You got dandruff? There is a dating app for people just like you. And a dating app for snoring, one for bad breath, one for insomnia, for myopia, for flat feet, for hypochondria, and many more, even a dating app for people who only write something down if it is a weak joke.

VERSION OF IT

She was surprised to find the opening credits of the pilot of the series online. Then again it was nearly fifty years ago so it figured. Field hospital near the frontline in the Korean War. She was alive to laugh and cry and flatulate again. She was under the impression that she had never seen that version of it.

NEXT

She finished reading the new book by Max Manhunt. She was surprised. His book seemed to say: be tough and kind. And also: the only true hope is that we will build some wise Artificial Intelligence that will help us evolve into something better. That last part about a wise Artificial Intelligence seemed to her to be a little impossible. She decided to read some fiction next.

WORK

She remembered reading the diary of Henry Marple. How it had a glossary of people because most of the celebrities he met at parties or in his studio were now forgotten. She decided to try to arrive early at work.

SPY COMEDY FOR ADULTS ONLY SO BUZZ OFF

WE STAND WITH ISRAEL NOT JOKING HERE

ETERNAL RETURN OF THE LOAD OF CRAP

Totalitarian souls keep showing up everywhere to babble endlessly about some useless idea supposed to be the great truth that will set the world free if it would only SHUT UP AND DO AS THEY SAY and really it must be the ETERNAL RETURN OF THE LOAD OF CRAP.

PEOPLE SWEAR THEY WANT THE TRUTH BUT REALLY PREFER BEAUTIFUL LIES

THEY ARE DOING THE OLD IMPLY AND DEMAND THING

SOME DAYS ARE WEIRDER THAN OTHERS