- This has got to be a joke! I spend most of my waking hours at my job, or on the bus to and from it! How the fuck am I supposed to get a boyfriend or girlfriend? I can't fuck my co-workers! I'm not supposed to! I need some social life, but I gotta get some sleep!
- Oh, I know a pretty nice sleeping therapy parlor that is absolutely bi-friendly! You just have to extend your lunch a little bit, take a nap, and wake up to find your Prince Charming sleeping right next to your individual nap-cubicle! Just be sure you don't sleep with him right away! You want him to know you are a nice young man that wants to go to Denmark and get married properly, and then go to Amsterdam to get some nice and clean Spacecake Honeymoon Private Party goin on!
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