You WILL sleep

'Cause we know that where there's fanny
He'll be there!
He'll be there! On the sea! On the land! In the Ass!
Believe me: sleeping happens all the time, and it's been going on for ages. It's quite possible that someone has slept some time in the past right where you're seated! Lot's of people are sleeping somewhere in this world right now! And there's nothing you can do about it! They are having sweet dreams! Yes! They are neither working nor worried sick! Oh, I know that millions are killing themselves with lack of sleep and overactivity! Yes, it is a nice vibe all over the planet, all this restlessness! Give them candy, coffee, tobacco, amphetamines right up the neck's veins! It is no use: sooner or later they will sleep! Maybe forever, but they will. And so will you! You cannot stop this for your life! OK, maybe there are a couple of monks out there who can feed on sunlight and live for 5000 years, and never sleep. Maybe you are one of them! Maybe you don't miss it at all! You are immortal, and you don't know what food is for some ten thousand years, and you don't need sleeping either, for life feels like a dream already! People are strange and amusing to you! Even though you can remember every single thing, you are not bored at all! But then, maybe you will want to wake up someday! And you will hear a voice in your head, that sounds familiar (but you cannot place it!), and it will tell you to just close your eyes and let yourself AWAKE.