Monday, November 05, 2007

Musharraf is a Perv

- What is you opinion on the Emergency Rule that President Pervez Musharraf has just declared all over Pakistan?
- Well, Perv is a close friend of us at Pervy Planet dot org. He is making quite a progress at accepting himself as a control fetishist. I'm sure he will be feeling much better pretty soon, and will stop this Emergency Rule nonsense every time he wants to use the toilet. In fact, he might call it off as soon as he gets out of the loo, which should be any minute now. We are talking him down online as I speak to you, and I assure you he is feling fine, and quite approving of democracy.

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