Monday, November 05, 2007

self-loving all-forgiving lord god

We have selected the following for deeper code checking:
A MÃE TERRA
TERRA-MÃE
ENTERRA NA MÃE
SE AUTO-ESPORRA
E GLORIFICA
SUA MEMÓRIA
SE REPLICA
We have reasons to believe it has something to do with the Muslims For Tolerance (MFT) organization. The intercepted dialogue below briefly explains its official policies:
- Muslims For Tolerance?
- Yeah! You can find them at Muslims For Tolerance dot org! They say that suicide, euthanasia, abortion, same-sex marriage, pansexual marriage, sex-change operations, recreational drug use, fetish sex, and the right to have your own personal machine gun are all perfectly fine! In fact, they say it's all in the Holy Book, and you don't even have to believe it! You can even be jewish, they say! I tell you: they say that even satanists are going to heaven, if they don't do human sacrifices! Sounds good to me!
- But what if they've already killed someone in a ritual?
- It's in the F.A.Q. File: if you killed someone, you are going to heaven anyway, because God is love! But you might get to spend some years in jail, if your lawyer is no good!

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