Monday, November 12, 2007

off good

- Son, you understand you bashed his brains out and he is dead, right? Would you tell us why you did it?
- He called me a sissy, and then he said that he loved me, and then went blank.
- I don't understand.
- Well, he was also supposed to whistle the tune to "Titanic" in my ear! I've told the bastard a million times that he had to do it to get me off good!

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