or the olives

It is disguised as an article in Crap Science, a scientific magazine about the use of feces as fertilizing agents in agriculture. The Lollipop Mafia is not ruled out yet, but it seems like it could be the NGGR totalitarian white power organization. We strongly advise spiking their drinks with xtc and sending in some nice black prostitutes to change their worldview. If that doesn't make them stop with this nazi shit, just give them the weeds or the olives.