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into the sink

Happy hour at his place. I poured myself a couple of drinks as he ate a sandwich. Rio can be damn hot even when it is about to rain cats and dogs. I took a quick shower as he laid in bed. I wanked as we french kissed. Strawberry condom. He sucked me for a sweet hot delicious long time. I was nibbling his back and shoulders while I caressed his ass. Scratching him very very lightly. Like borderline tickling. He took it good. And even more when I used a condom on my two fingers. Then three. Then I was very much into giving him four fingers as he never stopped his mouth on my dick. Man! Oh! And then a new condom for me. And he was taking it doggy. Crazy hot cosmic ass. Such a hot doggy baby bitch girl boy man oh man oh man oh man oh man YES! Orgasmic altered state. We managed to get up and throw the condoms into the waste basket in the bathroom. Too much light but it was alright. I nibbled the back of his neck as he shot his load into the sink.

E nem fui eu

E nem fui eu quem realmente fez
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Com as pessoas comentando

Falando muito de sexo
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ass was best

That was the year that Herzog was murdered while being held under arrest by the government. But I was too young to notice it. Going nine. Quite clueless. An older cousin locked himself with me and showed me how to masturbate. Such a nice feeling with my cock in my hand. As he jerked himself off he gave me some info. It was safer to stick our cocks into the girls from behind. In the front side it would mean a baby when she was eighteen. I thought it was weird to live for so many years knowing that you would have a baby when you turned eighteen. Poor girls! One shot and they were mommies! Ass was the best choice.

tallest gentle shemale

So white. So tall. So ready to do it for money. Hair so blonde it was nearly white under the hotel room telly's glow. Big hard tits. Yummy nipples. Just over the edge of the black bra. She gave me some head with my dick wrapped in rubber. Face down. Snug ass. Moaning that she wanted me to come deep inside her little asshole. Never took off her high heels. Said I should show up again. Sure thing!

no one has a head

Cool air inside. Hot Rio outside. Room was upstairs. She went first. I was staring at her ass as I climbed. There was a cock hidden somewhere. You'd never guess. The sole of her feet so much whiter than her skin. Face down. Hot black ass. I kissed her shoulders. Huge mirror on the wall to the left. No heads in the image. White on top of black. In and out. Was she good to me!

nice show indeed

Money first. When she was stradling me she said the words. She was still wearing her panties. I was holding my dick in my hand as I sucked on her tits. Tell me if I'm sucking too hard, OK? She said remember me? I said yes. I was waiting to see if you remembered me. She smiled. She wrapped my dick in rubber. Gave me some head. Took it up the ass moaning that I was too big. maybe not real. Nice show. Hot and snug. Can I take off my panties? Sure! Her dick was no problem. And her ass was such a good copy of some hazy hot solution. Even better than the real thing.

shocked

Maybe I was too drunk to know better. And Rio was sure hot that night. I mean warm and damp like it was also getting into my skull and floating my brain like some freaky neuron cake hovercraft. But I was not so hot about the shemales that were there. Then I saw one showing her tits under the street lamps. I was a bit shocked. But I went back to her. She was showing me her tongue and saying that she'd do it all. Even french kissing. OK. Let's go. But I said to myself I didn't want to kiss her. I was freaked out. Just a bit. But I was in for so much fun. I had no idea. She was small. Bubble ass. Dark. Blonde. I felt like I was giving it to every single maid that I never even had the nerve to ask to fuck. Make her take the pain until it becomes pleasure. Or whatever. That black bitch just got me going. Totally. I was just moaning to her about how good she was to me. Oh thank you girl. Oh just like that. Oh here I COME!

bad tranny good tranny

Not sure about the trannies in sight. About to quit. One came over. Whispered to my ear. Can you give me a cigarette? No. Sorry. Don't smoke. Small change? No. Sorry. I have none. She grabbed one arm of my glasses and said I would have to have some change. But I was too quick for her and grabbed the other arm of my glasses. And her wrist. She tried to play cool. Asked me to let her go first. But my voice was icy calm. I told her to let go of it before she got into real trouble. She was silent for a second. Must have noticed how ugly I was. And how close I was to her pretty face. She let go. No words. I just went for a walk around the next block. She was gone when I came back. Good girl. I hope she stays out of trouble. I wandered a bit. My eyes met this smiling black tranny. I went over. She looked a bit shy. A bit naughty. Beaming. Charming. I said good night. I asked her if she was working the street. She said yes. She told me her price. We went to a hotel. Out of the hot night and into the nice cool air. Makes you just love Rio. I looked at her again as we took our clothes off. I was a bit worried. She was small. My dick is a bit big. But she didn't look scared as she felt it get rock hard on her hand. Her black tits were pure ecstasy to my lips. Her grip was just the right pressure to my shaft. That was a girl who really knew how to make you feel welcome! I just let her wank me for a little while longer. I did not want to let go of her tits. I held her buttocks and moaned into those delicious nipples. Was she good to me! My breath was getting harder. I was enjoying the effort to hold back a little longer. Her soft black dick looked so cute. It seemed to tell me that the ass I was holding was going to be one to remember fondly. I could wait no more. I put the condom on. I asked her to go face down. Now I would know if she was a nice tight deep one. I held my breath as I went in. What a hot welcoming ass she had. My last drink was just hitting my brain. I was shivering without really trembling. She was that hot. Moaning softly. The minutes went on and on. I wanted to say I want your ass all nite long you're so hot so good to me oh you hot girl but I was unable to speak. I was afraid I was going to loose it if I did anything but grunt and moan louder and longer. And then I didn't know anymore if I was thinking or moaning the words the grunts the screams oh YOU! HOT! GIRL!

little on the big side

Money first. She was the most bored tranny that I ever saw in my life. I just quit in the middle of it. Thanks. Bye. Went to look for someone more enthusiastic. Hope she snaps out of it soon. Or maybe she will marry a masochist and be happily bored. Good luck on her way! I am lucky already. Within five minutes I was back at the hotel. She was short. Hiding her dick. But her ass was deep and snug. I held out for as long as I could, but soon enough I was coming like crazy. Such a nice girl. She asked me if I was shy. Yes. A bit. Then I told her she was brave. I'm not too big. But some get a bit scared. She said I'm not small. I agree. But I have no monster in my underpants. It's just a little on the big side. We smile. I kiss her cheek and say take care.

last drop

I just asked him over the phone when was he going to take me up his ass. His voice was not shy. He said he was glad that I'd asked him. He was thinking about asking me when was I going to fuck him. So we met after work. His man was away. Their bed looked bigger than mine. I swallowed some hard liquor. We kissed. We showered. I was on top of him. A condom in my finger. I gave him one finger while kissing his nipples. Two fingers in rubber and my lips on his balls and shaft. Avoiding the head. Three and then four fingers. Pause for another drink. Relaxed and hard enough to wear a condom. On top of him missionary with his legs up. Kneeling into his hot ass. He asked me to keep it quiet. I grunted as low as I could. He asked me did you come? Yes. Take it out. I did. I was a bit dizzy. Then I kissed him on his face. He was already jerking off his last drop of cum.

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Medéia coisa nenhuma

Decidiu pelo Leblon. Entrou no Palacete pedindo fritas e screwdriver. Procurou uma mesa. Deu de cara com o Paulo Princeso. O Princeso tinha o apelido porque era muito exigente em matéria de mulher. Todo mundo dizia pra ele assumir logo que era gay. Todo mundo achava normal ser gay. Sem problemas. Ele ficava revoltado. Dizia que a atual safra tava fraca.

- Fala, Princeso! Esperando alguma gata, ou posso sentar aqui?

- Que gata? Quem me dera! Ainda ficam me alugando com esse papo de ecologia pelo telefone, a essa hora!

- A Manita?

- Claro, né? Acabou de ligar! Preocupada com a Hipótese Medéia!

- Que é isso?

- Sabe a Hipótese Gaia? Do planeta Terra como ser vivo que busca se equilibrar? A Hipótese Medéia diz que o planeta é um sistema que tende a encontra o equilíbrio destruindo a vida.

- E tu falou o quê?

- Falei que só acredito no que já foi provado: a Hipótese Mocréia! A natureza tende a encontar o equilíbrio produzindo bilhões de tribufus!

nose art

- What does he do when he's not at parties?
- Nose Art.
- What's that?
- He does rhinoplasty. Nose jobs.
- He calls it art?
- He's into Post-Modern Classicism.
- I see. Old School Guy.
- Yes. Gives you head and vanishes.
- He does not take it in the ass?
- Yes, if you're lucky.

IF I CAN'T PAY FOR SEX

I DON'T WANT YOUR REVOLUTION

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GROW

KY ON YOUR SHOULDERS

MAKES ME HAPPY

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